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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 8311 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!