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UltraProcessedUK

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9728
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

yo, u ever heard of a server where u can get ur daily dose of ultra-processed foods? well, this server is where u wanna be! we got all the UPFs u could ever dream of, straight from the UK! and get this, if u come from a deprived background, u get extra UPFs for free! join now and level up ur calorie intake like never before! #UPFgang #minecraftservergoals

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Astral Vulture’s Crimson Plumage, Barbara, character builds, Character Trailer, Chasca, Claw Convoy, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, genshin impact, LYNEY, Maps, mastermind, Minecraft, Minecraftsmp, OP pastebin, Ororon, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Sucrose, The First Great Magic, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Wiki

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Towns Built:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft SMP? It’s like a wild adventure where you can team up with Chasca, the Feather-Fletched Peace, and Ororon, the Elusive and Unfathomable Hues. These characters are straight up legends in the game, bringing love, peace, and some serious mystical vibes to the server.

And get this, there’s this event called “Claw Convoy” happening right now, where you can join forces with other players to take on epic challenges and score some sweet loot. Plus, the current character banner includes Chasca, Lyney, Ororon, Sucrose, and Barbara – talk about a dream team!

But wait, there’s more! You can snag some daily check-in rewards just for logging in, and there are redeemable codes floating around that’ll hook you up with Primogems. And if you need some help navigating this crazy world, there are links to wikis, simulators, maps, character builds, and even a /gig/ friendlist to keep you in the loop.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride with Chasca, Ororon, and a crew of legendary characters. It’s gonna be epic, trust me.

CraftyVShojo+ Minecraft Server

Akatsuki D Hotaru, Apricot, CraftyVShojo, dedicated Henya discussion, dedicated Kson discussion, dedicated Mouse discussion, extended member discussion, former member discussion., froot, geega, hajime, haruka, haruka karibu, henya, Henya THe Genius, Hestia, Hestia Happiness, Hime, Hime Hajime 1570, Hotaru, iron mouse, K9 Kuro, kson, Kson Souchou, kuro, Mata, matara kan, mel, MICHI, Michi Mochievee, Minecraft, Mouse, Nagi, NagIsekaied, Peke, Peke Is Peak, projekt melody, Server, shoot shoot bang bang, Subnautica, valo, vshojo, VShojo official channels, Vtubers, zen, zentreya

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9617
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Love Letters Sent:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like a virtual playground filled with VShojo and vtubers who are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

Join us as we watch Mouse play Subnautica, but don’t worry, she’s only 6 hours in so there’s plenty of time to catch up! Hotaru is also live, playing with a hot dog model that Michi got her – you won’t believe the madness that ensues.

And if you’re in the mood for some shoot shoot bang bang action, Nagi is here to satisfy your gaming cravings with some Valo gameplay. It’s a wild ride on our server, so buckle up and get ready for some epic adventures.

Our VShojo crew is a bunch of lovable goofballs who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From Froot to Zen, each member brings their own unique flair to the server. And don’t forget to check out our official channels for even more craziness!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of virtual mayhem. See you there!

Seattle Area Anons Minecraft SMP

Anons, ANONYMOUS, AREA, Chat, city, Community, Connect, discussion, forum, Friends, Gathering, local ], Meetup, Minecraft, Network, Pacific Northwest, PNW, Residents, seattle, Seattle area, smp, Socialize, Urban, Washington

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2211
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1771	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the Seattle area anons out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and diamond-encrusted creepers. They fought valiantly, using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons, and emerged victorious, their pockets overflowing with riches. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who control the economy, a roller coaster made entirely out of obsidian, and a hidden treasure map that leads to a portal to the Nether. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris? Yeah, you heard that right.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure in the world of Minecraft, come join us on our server and become part of the craziest community of Seattle area anons you’ll ever meet! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Kickstarter Craze Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4869
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Crops Grown:	8710	Dragon Scales Harvested:	138
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of wasting your hard-earned money on terrible games? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We promise that you won’t be putting $300 into a kickstarterworst game ever again when you join us.

Our server is so epic that it will make you forget all about that horrible game you wasted your money on. We have magical unicorns roaming around, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our annual llama racing competition. It’s a real nail-biter!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave all your gaming regrets behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike that kickstarterworst game).

The Aqua Thirst Quencher Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Dragons Tamed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the art of creativity in the most unconventional ways! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while also learning the best methods for disposing of bodily fluids.

Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of using empty water bottles for…unique purposes. Need to get rid of a big load? No problem, just grab a bottle and let it rip! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, creativity, and of course, some questionable decisions involving bodily fluids. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else!

Blocky Madness Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4002
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and witness the majestic sight of flying pigs soaring through the sky. And that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, who grants wishes to those brave enough to challenge him to a dance-off.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Piggy Supreme Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6837
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Welcome to /bara/ – Total Pigger Supremacy Edition! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where pigs are just regular farm animals? Well, on our server, pigs reign supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with piggy shenanigans and bacon-filled adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of pigs banded together and took over the entire server, declaring themselves the rulers of the land. Now, players must navigate through a world where pigs call the shots and bacon is the currency of choice.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join us on /bara/ and show those power-hungry pigs who’s boss. Build epic structures, battle fierce pig warriors, and maybe even forge alliances with the rebellious cows and sheep who seek to overthrow their swine overlords.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on /bara/ – Total Pigger Supremacy Edition and experience a Minecraft server like never before. Who knew pigs could be so entertaining?

Come on everyone for the sake of the Minecraft server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5817
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

The server may be different, who knows, I wish everyone a pleasant rest on your server

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Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

Casual CC, Community, Crafty, Curse of the Wereviera, DAWNTRAIL, Empyreum Ward, Events, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gaming, General Maintenance, Linkshells, Marilith, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Patch 7.1, patch notes, Resources, Server, Sunday Bunday, Wereviera, wolf’s den, XIV, Zalera

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest update, Maintenance Edition 7.1, brings you more excitement than a creeper in a TNT shop. Explore new resources, join Free Companies, and Linkshells that will have you shouting “Ender Dragon who?”

But that’s not all, folks! Join us for our future meetups and events that will blow your mind faster than a creeper explosion. On December 1st, we have SUNDAY BUNDAY – CURSE OF THE WEREVIERA, where you’ll battle creatures more terrifying than a pack of zombie pigmen. And on December 7th, join our Casual CC meet up at Zalera, Wolfs Den, where you’ll have more laughs than a villager trying to trade with a player.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience! Last episode had more plot twists than a game of Skyblock, so you know you’re in for a wild ride. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

The Netherworld Order is Lame Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take building and mining to a whole new level…literally! Our server is so epic, even the NWO would be jealous. We’ve got crazy factions like the Rock-a-Billy gang facing off against the wild Phineas Godwinn crew. And let’s not forget about our secret underground wrestling ring where players can settle their beefs in the most epic way possible. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a WWE match, then come join us and show off your mining skills…or wrestling moves, we don’t judge!