UPFs Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

UltraProcessedUK

adolescents, Consumption, daily calories, deprived backgrounds, dietary habits, European Journal of Nutrition, fast food, health risks, Junk Food, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, public health, socioeconomic status, study, teenagers, uk, ultra-processed foods, UltraProcessedUK, unhealthy eating habits, UPFs

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8985
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

yo, u ever heard of a server where u can get ur daily dose of ultra-processed foods? well, this server is where u wanna be! we got all the UPFs u could ever dream of, straight from the UK! and get this, if u come from a deprived background, u get extra UPFs for free! join now and level up ur calorie intake like never before! #UPFgang #minecraftservergoals

HimitsuCraft: Daily Shenanigans

2060s, Advanced technology, brain analysis, brain imaging, crime scene investigation, crime solving, Daily, Futuristic technology, high-profile crimes, HimitsuCraft, investigation, Japan, Japan technology, memory analysis, MRI System, Mystery solving, neurotechnology, restricted technology, science fiction, Section Nine, Shenanigans, special police unit, visual memories

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6573
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Ores Mined:	4711
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Magic Items Found:	1970	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have perfected “The LOL System”! This revolutionary technology allows players to dive into the visual memories of their Minecraft characters, giving them a glimpse into their final moments before meeting a creeper or falling into lava.

Join us as we unravel the mysteries of our blocky world with the help of our special police unit, Section Nine. We investigate baffling crimes like stolen diamonds, missing villagers, and the mysterious disappearance of all the cake in the land.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of uncovering the secrets of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even discover the truth behind that time you accidentally dug straight down and fell into a pit of zombies. Let the adventure begin!

Minecraft SMP: /a/ Plays Skribblio

browser game, Creative Gaming, drawing challenge, Drawing game, family game night, fun game, Gaming Community, interactive game, Minecraft, Multiplayer Game, Online game, online gaming, play with friends, PLAYS, saturday fun, sketching game, Skribblio, smp, Social gaming, virtual game night, word game, word guessing game, word puzzles

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	157
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magic Items Found:	2140
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Crops Grown:	2218
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of mischievous baby zombies riding on chickens. But don’t worry, our friendly community of players will come to your rescue armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick and a dream.

Need resources? Just ask our resident wizard who can summon diamonds out of thin air (for a small fee of course). And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava hot tub for a relaxing spa day?

But wait, there’s more! Every Saturday, we host a skribbl.io tournament where the stakes are high and the drawings are questionable at best. So come join us for some Saturday fun and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

PeacefulKids Minecraft Server

AITAH, Chronic illness, Communication Issues, Disappointment, emotional impact, family conflicts, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, hospital visits, hurt feelings, long-term consequences, making waves, Minecraft, niece drama, parenting struggles, PeacefulKids, protecting children’s peace, respecting boundaries, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and want a break from the real world? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky fun and adventure!

Reasons to join: – Build a virtual family with other players who won’t ghost you or sneak around behind your back – No chronic illnesses here, just endless possibilities for creativity and exploration – Experience the joy of meeting virtual babies without the hassle of real-life drama – Play ball practice mini-games without missing out on precious family moments – Get revenge on your niece by building a giant statue of her and then blowing it up (just kidding… or are we?)

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience – join our server and let the fun begin!

GrudgeCraft2021

Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, emotional baggage, emotional distress, ENTITLEMENT, family conflicts, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, favoritism, generational differences, GrudgeCraft2021, housing crisis, living arrangements, long-term relationships, parental favoritism, past grievances, personal boundaries, Resentment, sibling rivalry, unresolved issues

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t feel pushed out like OP’s family home! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter.

Looking for a place to call home? Look no further! Our server has plenty of room for everyone, unlike OP’s family home. We won’t make you sleep on a pull-out mattress on the floor, we’ll give you a cozy virtual bed to rest your blocky head.

Join our server and build your dream home without worrying about being kicked out in 28 days like OP’s apartment. We’ll make sure you have all the time you need to create the perfect pixelated paradise.

And don’t worry about feeling immature or entitled here, on our server, everyone is welcome to express themselves however they want. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We won’t stop you!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is in the crazy stories we make up about why you should join. See you in the virtual world!

InsomniaCraft SMP

anxiety, bedtime anxiety, bedtime worries, fear, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, late night thoughts, Nightmares, nighttime anxiety, overthinking, restless mind, restlessness, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleep issues, sleep troubles, sleepless nights, sleeplessness, smp, stress, tossing and turning, worries

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8647
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Votes:	1585	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ores Mined:	2681
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs from its beak. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle” where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for an entire week in-game?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pig” that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And rumor has it that if you can tame the elusive “Creeper Unicorn,” it will grant you three wishes (but be careful, one of those wishes might just blow up in your face).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will keep you up at night for all the right reasons!

PainfulPixel

coping, emotional, erase, Experience, forgiveness, Grief, growth, healing, hurt, letting go, Life, Memories, moving on, painful moment, PainfulPixel, past, Reflection, regret, resilience, Self Discovery, sorrow, Trauma

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6810
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Villages Defended:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	6252

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your painful memories behind, because on our server, griefing is not allowed but trolling is encouraged!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about creepers blowing it up. Our server is like therapy for your virtual self, where you can unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to that embarrassing moment when you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class. On our server, the only embarrassing moments you’ll have are when you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get pranked by your fellow players. Let the fun begin!

CraftyCommiesTaiwanLOL

Asia-Pacific, controversial, CraftyCommiesTaiwanLOL, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, Government, IMPOSSIBLE, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, motherland, People’s Republic of China, Politics, president, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, taiwan, Taiwan independence, Taiwan-China relations, territorial dispute

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5338
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Divine Spears Created:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. We got dragons flying around, unicorns dancing in the meadows, and even a secret underground disco party with zombies as the DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive, even the president of Taiwan said it’s impossible for the People’s Republic of China to be our motherland. That’s right, we’re on a whole other level, baby.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

Building Blocks and Drama Queens 1.21.1 – The Item Shop Conundrum with Cross-Play Shenanigans and Dynmap MCMMO Fun

1.21.1, 100k blocks, Baitgaming, bedrock, blocks, BUILD, building, Community, conundrum, crossplay, Discord, Drama, Dynmap, Economy, Explore, Factions, Fun, Griefing, item, java, MCMMO, Old Days, OP KITS, pay to win, PORT, QUEENS, regular minecraft, sense, sense of belonging, server ip, Shenanigans, Shop, Tomorrow, world border

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3487
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8841	Dimension Hops:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Potions Brewed:	31	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Basic Survival	The server is just regular Minecraft with the small edition of an economy, but other than that the game is the same as always.
World Border	With a World Border at 100k blocks it gives everyone plenty of room to build and explore without the need to worry of excessive griefing.
Community	Though it is not required there is a Discord server that you can join and talk to others in the community. Striving for a better tomorrow for Factions by building a community with a sense belonging.

FAQ

1. How do I connect to the server?

You can connect to the server by using the following IP addresses:

Server IP Java: Baitgaming.ddns.net:25578
Server IP Bedrock: Baitgaming.ddns.net
Bedrock Port: 25578

2. Is there a Discord server for this community?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/KKCCMqc545

3. Is there a Dynmap available for the server?

Yes, you can access the Dynmap at baitgaming.ddns.net:8123

Ex’s Minecraft Server: Blow Your Load

BLOW, Blow your load, Climax, erotic fantasy, erotic pleasure, ex girlfriend, ex-lover, Exs, forbidden desire, intimate moment, LOAD, lustful longing, Minecraft, naughty thoughts, passionate encounter, secret affair, seductive temptation, sensual experience, Server, sexual fantasy, sexual tension, steamy rendezvous, tribbing, welcome, what would you do

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	794
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where you can blow your load to my ex! That’s right, we have a special area where you can pay tribute to my ex-girlfriend and show her how much you miss her. And if that’s not enough, we also have a WWYD (What Would You Do) section where you can act out crazy scenarios with other players. So come join us for a wild and wacky time on our server!

The Reputable Man Minecraft SMP

Bananas, BETRAYAL, Conflict, Conspiracy, controversy, Corruption, Deception, disbelief, disgrace, Downfall, Drones, Hypocrisy, man, Minecraft, Politics, questionable decisions, reputable, reputable man, same people, scandal, scandalous, Shocking.., smp, Ukraine

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3788
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Farms Harvested:	425	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Towns Built:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to a group of players who are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. From building giant banana statues to staging elaborate pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, things can get a little… bananas. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant banana farm after a mis-click with a magic wand. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking they could fly like a superhero.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves bananas and drones in Ukraine.