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My Mom’s Minecraft SMP

CHEEKS, desire, don’t know, family, FANTASY, fuck, fucked, how much, innuendo, Mentioning, Minecraft, mom’s cheeks, moms, my mom, plow, r9k, real dad, seduction, sexual innuendo, smp, taboo, turn on, would

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, come join our wacky SMP where we have a special event called “Plow My Mom’s Cheeks Day”! That’s right, we encourage outrageous discussions about who would plow each other’s moms’ cheeks. And if you mention that you don’t know your real dad, you get a special bonus in-game item! Plus, there’s plenty of innuendo about cheek plowing and how much you would do it. So come join us for a wild and crazy time on our server – you won’t regret it!

It Society

active community, Adventure, Biomes, building, cars, Challenges, Community, Competitions, construction, Development, ENGAGEMENT, Events, Factions, fun experiences, gta v, MCMMO, Mods, Passion, PvP, role playing, Skyblock, Story, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8754
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Votes:	139
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3842
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Welcome to Your Society Community!

Are you ready to dive into a world of adventure and community? With us, we offer a fantastic platform where you can experience both Minecraft and FiveM in the best way!

Minecraft: Explore countless biomes, build impressive structures, and collaborate with our friendly players in exciting construction projects and survival challenges. Our servers are filled with unique mods and activities to keep you engaged and inspired.

FiveM: Experience a new dimension of GTA V with our FiveM servers, where you can participate in realistic role-playing games, drive amazing cars and create your own story with other players. Our community is dedicated to providing you with a fun and inclusive experience.

Why choose us?

A supportive and active community Frequent events and competitions Professional and reliable servers Opportunities to engage and contribute to the development of our servers Come and become part of Dit Society Community, where we share the passion for games and fun experiences! We look forward to seeing you in the game!

mc.ditsociety.dk

Brazilian Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, Brazil, Brazilian, brics, BRICS support, Citizens, competitive spirit, football, global politics, Incompetence, internet activism, internet shilling, Minecraft, national identity, nationalism, nationalistic behavior, Party, pride, sense of incompetence, sense of nationalism, sense of pride, sense of underestimation, Server, underestimation, West

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9162
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	149	Mines Excavated:	2342
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Buildings Constructed:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we invite players from Brazil not because they’re helpful, but because their citizens will flood the internet with BRICS propaganda out of pure nationalism! And let’s not forget, they’ll make us look so incompetent that the western players will underestimate us completely. Join us for a wild ride of chaos and unexpected alliances, where even the most absurd strategies can lead to victory! Who needs football skills when you have Minecraft mastery? Let’s show the world what we’re made of, one block at a time!

Minecraft SMP: /spt/ – Straight Pokephilia Thread

ai, Anthro, blaziken, Braixen, dedicated threads, deoxys, female pokemon, gardevoir, human-pokemon, Indeedee, leaked stories, life alongside wife., Lopunny, Lycanroc, male humans, manaphy, Meowstic, Minecraft, ninetales, Noivern, on-model autists, pocket campfire, pokemon, pokephiles, Pokephilia, Quaquaval, raikou, real sexual contact, Salazzle, Sandslash, sealed fate edition, sex fantasies, sexual fantasies, short VN, smp, solo female pokemon, spt, straight pokephilia, Straight.., Thread, various works archive, Vulpix, Wife, Zangoose, zoroark

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6106
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the Sealed Fate EditionPokephilia server, where we explore the forbidden love between humans and Pokémon.

Ever wondered what it would be like to have a romantic relationship with a Meowstic or an Indeedee? Well, now’s your chance to find out! We’ve got hot fanfics and steamy stories featuring all your favorite Pokémon, from Salazzle to Lycanroc to Zoroark.

But that’s not all – we’ve even got AI Pokémon for those who like a little extra challenge in their relationships. And don’t worry about sticking to the rules, anthro Pokémon are totally welcome here.

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows, you might just find your perfect Pokémon partner and live happily ever after – aside from all the sexy stuff, of course. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of pokephilia and let your wildest fantasies run wild!

AtlanticMC Network

AtlanticMC Network, Cobblemon, Minecraft, Modality, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1566
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1681
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Minecraft server with multiple modalities like Cobblemon and soon we will open new unique modalities.

It would help us a lot if you connect to the server to test our modalities

atlanticmc.club

Rejected Minecraft Server

arguments, Breakup, Communication, Conflict, denial, Disappointment, Drama, emotions, feelings, HEARTBREAK, lady, love, Minecraft, misunderstanding, moving on, REJECTED, rejection, rejection reasons, relationships, self worth, Server, trish

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Are you tired of being rejected like poor Lady and Trish? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about getting turned down again because our community is full of supportive and loving players who will always have your back. Plus, rumor has it that Lady and Trish actually rejected him because he didn’t join our server – true story! So don’t make the same mistake, join us now and live happily ever after in the world of blocks and adventures!

Banned for Saying Mark on Minecraft SMP

bannable offense, banned, Board, community guidelines, cyberbullying, digital interactions, disrespectful behavior., forum, inappropriate language, internet, MARK, Minecraft, Moderation, online communication, online etiquette, online forums, Online platforms, rules, smp, social media, Spamming, trolling, user behavior

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Chimeras Created:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We take our rules very seriously here, especially when it comes to the name “Mark.” If you dare utter that forbidden word, you’ll be swiftly banned faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

But don’t worry, getting banned is just the beginning of the fun on this server. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a roller coaster that leads straight to the Nether, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

Join us if you dare, but remember, one wrong move and you might just find yourself facing off against the dreaded Mark Police. Good luck surviving in this wild and wacky world!

Survival | Minekrust

Adventure, Box, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Future, Minigames, Modality, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6697
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6618
Mines Excavated:	1293	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

A server with a world of adventures where there is always something new that motivates you to play, Future modality expected and liked by many “BoxPvP”

minekrust.lat:25619

The West Has Fallen Minecraft Server

decline of the west, fallen, Millions must, Minecraft, Server, societal collapse, the west has fallen, West, Western civilization, western civilization collapse., Western crisis, western culture, Western decline, western decline and fall, western democracy, Western downfall, western history, Western ideals, Western nations, western progress, western society, Western values, Western world

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4069
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

The west has fallen, millions must now turn to our epic Minecraft server for salvation! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of how our server once defeated a horde of creepers by throwing enchanted diamond pickaxes at them while riding on the backs of giant chickens. Yes, you heard that right. Giant. Chickens. And if that doesn’t convince you to join, just know that our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. So come join us and be a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

> International Break Minecraft SMP

Break, coaches, Competition, Fifa, Fixtures, football, friendly matches, International, international break, Matches, Minecraft, national teams, Players, Qualifiers, REST, Schedule, smp, Soccer, sports, strategy, Tactics, Training, travel, UEFA, World Cup

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4279
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the international break of Minecraft SMPs! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with unlimited enchantments? We got you covered.

3. Our server is so popular that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Rumor has it he’s a great builder.

4. We hold weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a real-life diamond block delivered to their doorstep. Just watch out for those creepers sneaking up on you during the match.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!