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SMP: Blocky Bois Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Potions Brewed:	86
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of creepers, build a roller coaster that goes straight into the Nether, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

Our server is so wild that even the mobs have started forming their own factions and going to war with each other. You might even stumble upon a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and are planning a revolution against the players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

BlockyBaguette – Crafting Chaos with Baguettes!

4koma, Baguettes, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, BlockyBaguette, blue archive, Chaos, Cherino, chinatsu, Commissions, Crafting, Events, General Student Council, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, hinata, Joint Firing Drill, Kaiten, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Megu, News, Nodoka, Normals, PVs, Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Shigure, shorts, Side Content, student council, The Fury of Set, UI

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9431
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

Reason #1: Our server is filled with bag-guides that will lead you to hidden treasures and secret realms. You’ll be holding so many bags, you’ll feel like Santa Claus on Christmas Eve!

Reason #2: Want to join circles/clubs/friends that are out of this world? Our server is the place to be! You’ll make friends with creepers, hang out with Endermen, and party with the villagers like there’s no tomorrow.

Reason #3: Looking for some 4koma, manga, side content, PVs & shorts that will blow your mind? Look no further! Our server has more epic content than a stack of enchanted books.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

SleeplessCraft: Where Insomnia Meets Creativity

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7261
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Animals Bred:	141
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the mobs are as wild as your sleep schedule! Are you tired of boring servers where you can actually get a good night’s rest? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be so entertained that you won’t even remember what sleep feels like!

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Our INSANE custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about your lack of sleep. And don’t worry about getting tired, because our staff members are trained in the ancient art of keeping players awake with their hilarious jokes and antics.

So why sleep when you can join our server and have the time of your life? Who needs rest when you can be building the most ridiculous structures, battling the most outrageous mobs, and laughing until you cry with your new Minecraft buddies? Join us now and say goodbye to sleep forever! (Just kidding, please get some rest. But seriously, join our server.)

Speedy StarCraft

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8651
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Holy Grails Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Mines Excavated:	2517
Dimension Hops:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with madness and mayhem? Then look no further than our server!

Join us on Highspeed Etoile: 28.8 and experience the thrill of lightning-fast gameplay that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Our server is so fast that even the Ender Dragon can’t keep up!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to befriend this ghostly creature?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on Highspeed Etoile: 28.8 and see what the hell went so wrong in the most hilarious way possible!

Vending Machine Bandit’s Minecraft Emporium

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9984
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Magic Items Found:	6073	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4387	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Star Shards Collected:	59

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where stealing from vending machines is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with unlimited opportunities to loot, pillage, and plunder to your heart’s content.

Ever wanted to ride a unicorn through a field of rainbow-colored creepers? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our magical world is filled with enchanted forests, floating islands, and even a secret underground lair where you can battle the Ender Dragon while riding a giant chicken.

But that’s not all! Join us for weekly disco parties in the Nether, where you can dance the night away with Zombie Pigmen and skeletons wearing top hats. Or test your skills in our parkour challenge, where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden apple that grants you immortality.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyCows Minecraft: Ruining India’s Global Image Since 2009!

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you ready to embark on a Minecraft adventure like no other? Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as we take you on a journey through the wildest virtual world imaginable!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of angry llamas come charging through, causing havoc everywhere! But fear not, for our server is equipped with llama whisperers who can calm even the wildest of beasts.

And let’s not forget about our legendary diamond rainstorms that occur every Tuesday at precisely 3:33 PM. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the depths of our server lies a secret enchanted toilet that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might just become the next block-building legend that everyone talks about for centuries to come!

Cheater’s Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7214
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have an exclusive feature that no other server has – the “unlock everything” button!

Imagine never having to grind for resources or items again – just press the button and watch as your inventory fills up with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear. It’s like having your own personal cheat code in real life!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Island, where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns and battle evil dragons with nothing but a stick and a dream.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dance party where all the mobs come to let loose and show off their best moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to dubstep!

So come join us on this wild adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Zelensky’s Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7009
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	6738	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	26
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Gods Slained:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Welcome to our Insane Minecraft Adventure server, where we believe in the power of chaos and fun! Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow the rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes!

Join us and embark on a wild journey through a world filled with zany characters and outrageous quests. Who knows, you might even run into a Ukrainian president who’s lost his mind and is on a quest for revenge against his enemies!

But be careful, because on this server, you never know what’s around the corner. Will you be able to survive the political drama and backstabbing that awaits you? Or will you fall victim to the treacherous plots of those who seek to overthrow the ruler of the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our insane Minecraft world!

Mahjongcraft – Tile-breaking Fun!

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6048
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	478	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further, because our server is more lit than a nether portal party! Join us for the most epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

🔥 Why should you join, you ask? Because we have MAHJONG MONDAYS where you can challenge your friends to a game that’s more intense than a lava pit showdown! Plus, we have Mahjong League matches that will leave you on the edge of your minecart seat!

🎉 And if that’s not enough, we have a BOORU filled with the most epic Minecraft memes and fan art you’ve ever seen! Trust us, it’s better than finding diamonds in a mineshaft!

💥 Oh, and did we mention our BA TOURNAMENTS that will test your skills and make you feel like a Minecraft master? Sign up now and show off your building prowess to the world!

🚀 So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience that’s wilder than a pack of wolves in a village! Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🤣🎮

CurvyCraft: Where All Body Types Thrive!

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where size doesn’t matter…at least when it comes to your pickaxe! Join us and experience a world where even the smallest tools can make a big impact.

On our server, we have a special quest where you have to find the legendary Diamond Dildo to prove your worthiness. Rumor has it that only those with the most EPIC mining skills can wield its power.

But beware, there are rumors of a group of EXPLOSIVE creepers who have taken a liking to the Diamond Dildo. Will you be able to outsmart them and claim your prize?

So come on, join our server and show off your mining skills. Who knows, you might just find that size really doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft!

Lewd Wifes R Us Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	684608
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle out of DIAMOND blocks while riding a pig!

Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the MADNESS that goes down here. We have secret treasure chests hidden in the clouds, and if you find them, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Enderman!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of zombie villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Join us and witness their epic dance battles that will leave you in stitches!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most HILARIOUS Minecraft experience of your life!