Welcome to MyVanilla: where fun meets Vanilla!
We don’t make impossible promises, but we give you an updated vanilla Minecraft experience, with a twist customization to make it unique. No Pay-to-Win here, just actual skill. We are all equal!
Protect Your Buildings: We use CLAIMS to protect what you love from incursions by Griefers. Check out our permanent event, Wonder Hunt in version 1.20.x. Do you want to be the first to find them all?
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Looking for a server that will make you question your trust in humanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal and absurdity.
Imagine logging in to find that your trusted friend decided to put your virtual dog on a “water fast” because she read somewhere that it’s healthy for Minecraft animals. Yes, you heard that right. Your precious virtual pet left starving because your friend thought she was doing him a favor by letting his system “detox.” The audacity!
But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as you confront your friend in-game, only to have her defend her actions and claim that her intentions were good. Will you explode in anger like the player in this story, or will you take a more diplomatic approach? The choice is yours.
So, if you’re looking for a server with unexpected twists, outrageous stories, and a whole lot of drama, join us now! Just make sure to feed your virtual pets, okay?
Join us for outrageous adventures, crazy pranks, and unexpected twists at every turn. Who knows what kind of wild and wacky shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server?
So come on, hop on board and join the fun! Just remember, anything goes in this world of madness and mayhem. See you there!
explore the vast landscapes of your body, from the towering mountains of your muscles to the flowing rivers of your bloodstream. team up with your fellow cells to fight against the oppressive regime of the supreme ruler and claim your freedom!
build your own tiny minecraft structures inside your body, from cozy little cottages to massive fortresses. gather resources from the environment around you, like oxygen and nutrients, to power your creations.
but beware, the supreme ruler will stop at nothing to crush the rebellion and maintain control over your body. can you and your fellow cells band together to defeat the tyrannical overlord and create a new world order inside you? join our minecraft server and find out!
| Server Version | 1.20.1 (and updating) |
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A: The server ensures appeals and punishments are only for true rulebreaks, maintaining a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
A: There have been no resets since May 2022, showcasing extreme longevity and dedication to the server’s continuity.
A: Whether you are a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader, or have a different playstyle, you will find a place on Stinky SMP.
A: The server uses a vanilla+ modpack with optimisers and powerful hardware including 16GB of RAM and a Ryzen 9 7950x CPU.
A: The server operates on a system where a central zone around spawn is safe from griefing, killing, and stealing, while the Borderlands outside of it allows for these actions but is more resource-rich.
A: The server features the Origins mod with custom origins carefully reviewed for balance and uniqueness, offering players a variety of options for gameplay.
A: Visit the Stinky SMP server on Planet Minecraft here and join the server’s Discord community here.
1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right – llamas! They may spit at you if you don’t follow the rules, but hey, that’s just part of the fun.
2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating taco. Yes, a taco. And if you manage to find the secret sauce hidden within the taco, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Use them wisely!
3. Our community is made up of friendly zombies who have a knack for building the most insane redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen. Need a door that opens with a secret code? They’ve got you covered. Need a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? They can make it happen.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the llama spit.
Join us and avoid the drama of waiting for a gift that you picked out yourself. Our server is full of sparkly surprises and no one will accuse you of being ungrateful for wanting to wear your own creations immediately. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about overhearing conversations about your jewelry preferences ever again!
So come on over to our Minecraft server and let’s craft some fabulous accessories together. Who needs a bracelet from the in-laws when you can make your own bling in the virtual world? See you there, diamond divas!
Picture this: You and your partner are arguing about taking your scaredy-cat kiddo to a PG13 movie. They offer you a fully cleaned house as a bribe, “like mother’s day”, if you agree. You reluctantly accept, but with the condition that if kiddo gets scared and wants to leave, you can bail. Fast forward to the movie, kiddo is terrified and wants out. You peace out, sticking to the agreement like a boss.
But wait, there’s more! Your partner tries to pull a fast one and make you clean the house anyway. You stand your ground and refuse, citing the sacred agreement. Partner gets salty and claims you didn’t even see the movie, but you know the truth. So, you turn to Reddit to settle the score.
Join our server for wild stories, crazy agreements, and epic Reddit showdowns. Who needs boring old factions and survival when you can have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!
