update shield Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

AgentBlock007

#undercover mission, action, AgentBlock007, aston martin, British, classic, Conspicuous, DB5, Espionage, famous character, film, gadget, iconic, james bond, luxury car, Movie, revolving number plates, secret agent, silver, Spy, Thriller

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6809
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4809	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Zombie Dances:	4

u want a minecraft server that is as crazy as james bond’s revolving number plates? well, look no further cuz this server is like driving a silver DB5 in the middle of a rainbow parade!

join us for the most epic adventures you can imagine, like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens or building a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano!

we have the friendliest community of players who are always down for a good laugh and some epic pranks. plus, our moderators are like secret agents, always watching out for any creepers trying to ruin the fun.

so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server you’ll ever experience! who needs a silver DB5 when you can have this much fun?!

PenisSizeGunOwnerCraft

body image, correlation, firearms, gun control, gun ownership, Insecurity, male psychology, Masculinity, mens health, mental health, penis size, PenisSizeGunOwnerCraft, personal satisfaction, research findings, self esteem, self-perception, societal norms, statistical analysis, survey results, toxic masculinity, weapon possession

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9450
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	266	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Potions Brewed:	29	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, bro? lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha.

you know what else? we got a secret underground bunker where all the creepers hang out and plot their next attack. but don’t worry, we got a team of ninja chickens ready to take them down.

oh, and get this, if you join our server, you automatically get a diamond sword that shoots lasers. yeah, you heard me right, LASER SWORDS.

plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock the power to turn into a dragon and breathe fire on all your enemies.

so what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and studies show that men who are less dissatisfied with the size of their penises are more likely to own guns than other men. just sayin’.

Survival Legends: Where mining for diamonds is easier than finding a real job! 1.20.4 Economy AuraSkills AuctionHouse land-claims US/EU Based

1.20.4, Active, Auctionhouse, auraskills, Based, Community, Craft, diamonds, Discord, easier, Economy, Environment, Experience, finding, Friends, Fun, improve, Ip:, Job, Landclaims, Legends, Memories, Mining, Open, Play, player, real, Server, smp, Staff, supportive, Survival, USEU, ushering, Wonderful

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

Survival Legends
Server Type	Survival-lite SMP
Core Aspect	Free 2 play with in-game economy
Community	Community of friends focused on fun and good memories
Staff	Active and supportive staff
IP	SurvivalLegends.serverminer.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/uTVX26nD9D

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Is the server free to play?

Yes, the server is free to play and all in-game items are obtainable within the built-in economy.

What type of server is Survival Legends?

Survival Legends is a Survival-lite SMP server focused on creating a fun and memorable experience for players.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP: SurvivalLegends.serverminer.com

Is there a Discord server for Survival Legends?

Yes, there is a Discord server for Survival Legends. You can join us at: https://discord.gg/uTVX26nD9D

Are there active staff members on the server?

Yes, Survival Legends has an active and supportive staff who work to ensure that players can enjoy the server to the fullest.

How can I contribute to improving the server?

You can provide feedback and suggestions to the staff members on the server or on the Discord server. Your input is valuable in helping us fine-tune and improve the server.

What can I expect when playing on Survival Legends?

You can expect a welcoming community, fun gameplay, and a supportive staff team who are dedicated to providing a great experience for all players.

Are there any rules I should be aware of on the server?

Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment for all players. You can find the rules posted on the server or on the Discord server.

Can I invite my friends to play on Survival Legends?

Yes, you are encouraged to invite your friends to join the server and be a part of the Survival Legends community.

CreepyCraft Minecraft Server

creepy, creepycraft, creepypasta, fear, Gaming, Help, Horror, internet, irrational fear, Mario, meme, mental health, Minecraft, online bullying, Online Community, Phobia, retard, Scared, Server, Therapy, trolling, TV screen, video games

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9961
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring old creepypastas scaring you? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing reaching out at you is a friendly blocky hand offering you diamonds! Forget about Mario creeping you out, on our server, he’s too busy mining for resources to bother you. Plus, our community is so hilarious, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget all about those silly creepypastas. So come join us and let’s mine and laugh our way to victory!

BaldCraft Minecraft Server – Where Short Chubby Men without Cars Thrive!

4/10 men, attractiveness, BaldCraft, balding, body image, cars, CHUBBY, Confidence, dating app, dating struggles, discrimination, Insecurity, Jealousy, Men, Minecraft, non-obese girlfriends, physical appearance, Poor, rejection, relationships, self esteem, Server, short, skinny fat, societal standards, Thrive

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	102
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even short, balding, chubby or skinny-fat 4/10 guys without cars can find love! Yes, you heard that right – our server is like a magical love potion for all the underdogs out there.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of our virtual world, when suddenly, a non-obese 5/10 girlfriend appears out of nowhere and starts building a castle with you. Who needs a car when you have a Minecraft girlfriend, am I right?

Forget about dating apps, on our server, love is just a block away. So join now and witness the most epic love stories unfold in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate while fighting off creepers and building epic structures. Love is in the air, and it smells like diamond ore.

MomMoveOutCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, de-escalation, family, guilt tripping, Helping, MomMoveOutCraft, moving out, newly weds, personal situation, personal space, relationships, rent free, Support, telling my mom it’s time to move out, Therapy, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	485
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1214	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Falling into the Void:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
New Chunks Explored:	398728	Magic Items Found:	5676
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Are you tired of feeling like you’re walking on eggshells in your own home? Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the guilt trips and drama of real life? Look no further!

Join our server for a wild adventure where you can build your dream home without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of personal space and boundaries.

Embark on quests, battle monsters, and explore new worlds without the fear of someone guilt tripping you into letting them stay rent-free. Our server is the perfect escape from real life drama, where you can focus on having fun and building epic creations.

So come join us and leave the guilt trips behind! Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and start building your dream world, guilt-free!

CreeperLoveCraft

amusing bedroom blunders, amusing intimacy tales, awkward sex, awkward sex moments, comedic bedroom blunders, comical bedroom incidents, CreeperLoveCraft, embarrassing moments, entertaining sex mishaps, funny bedroom mishaps, funny hookup stories, funny love making stories, funny sex anecdotes, funny sex stories, funny sexual experiences, hilarious experiences, humorous sex escapades, humorous sexual encounters, laughable sex moments, sex fails, silly sex mishaps

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1972
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Votes:	9182	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	72	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From exploding pigs to dancing chickens, you never know what you’ll encounter next on our server.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious players who love to share their funniest sex stories while playing Minecraft. Who knew building blocks could lead to such wild conversations?

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server around, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what might happen next!

PipeDreamsMC – Minecraft server

Adventure, China, discovery, Exploration, hidden, Hiker, Hiking, Journey, landscape, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, Outdoor, pipe, PipeDreamsMC, remote, Scenic, Server, Tallest, travel, Waterfall

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8337
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIPES THAT FEED WATERFALLS TO CHINA! YEAH, A HIKER FOUND IT AND WAS LIKE “WOAH, THIS SERVER IS LIT!” COME BUILD YOUR OWN PIPE TO FEED WATERFALLS TO RANDOM PLACES! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL END UP FEEDING A WATERFALL TO THE MOON! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A WATERFALL FEEDING MASTER!

CraftyCeasefireFun

biden, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyCeasefireFun, Diplomacy, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, negotiations, palestine, peace talks, Politics, Proposal, REJECTED, Truce, united states, violence

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9467
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing! And get this, the Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ spinning sick beats while you battle it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground village where all the villagers are actually aliens from outer space! They’ll trade you diamonds for space rocks, it’s wild! And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Parkour of Doom”!

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with glowstone dance floors and fireworks shooting everywhere? It’s like a rave, but with zombies and skeletons joining in on the fun!

So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PlantFarmersMC

#sustainability, CONSUME, deep thoughts, ecological balance, Environmental, Existential, expire, Farming, Hypothesis, life cycle, mulch, Nature, oxygen, Philosophical, PlantFarmersMC, Plants, pondering, speculation, symbiotic relationship, theory, Thought-provoking

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	20

yo, so like, imagine this, right? what if plants are actually farming us, like, they’re just giving us oxygen so we can live and then when we die, we turn into mulch for them to eat? crazy, right?

well, that’s the kind of wild stuff you’ll experience on this minecraft server. we’ve got plants that talk to you, animals that dance, and lava that turns into chocolate milk. yeah, you heard me, chocolate milk lava.

if you join this server, you’ll be part of the most epic adventure of your life. you’ll fight dragons with rubber chickens, build castles out of marshmallows, and ride pigs into battle. it’s like a dream, but better, because it’s real.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see if you can survive the craziness. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the truth about plants farming us.