🔥Update 8 Satisfactory Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Boners: Where Athletes Get Their Game On!

Adrenaline, arousal, athletes, blocky, boners, Competition, dopamine, endorphins, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, Game, health benefits, hormones, horny, libido, Performance, physical activity, sex drive, sports, Stamina, TESTOSTERONE, Training

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7891
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7859	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action is at!

Our server is so lit that even athletes can’t resist joining in on the fun. Why are athletes so horny, you ask? Because they know that our server is where they can show off their skills in epic PvP battles and dominate the competition.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret training ground for a top-secret government agency. So if you want to test your survival skills and see if you have what it takes to be a real-life spy, then this is the place to be.

Join us now and see why everyone is talking about our crazy, action-packed Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to conquer our virtual world!

Old, retired knitting circle SMP – no factions allowed!

{Moderation team}, Allowed, bedrock, circle, Community, discord server, faction war, Factions, java, knitting, retired, Semi Vanilla, smp, Territories, Updates

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1557
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	314
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Crops Grown:	3176	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Conquest SMP Server Overview

Platform	Java and Bedrock
Mods	None
Required Texture Packs	None

Are you interested? Join our Discord server for information on how to join:

Link: https://discord.com/invite/6UNf7zWr

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is Conquest SMP?

A: Conquest SMP is a semi-vanilla faction war server where players can build and fight over territories. It is a new server with a growing community and effective moderation team.

Q: What platforms is Conquest SMP available on?

A: Conquest SMP is available on both Java and Bedrock platforms.

Q: Are there any mods required to play on Conquest SMP?

A: No, Conquest SMP does not require any mods to play.

Q: Are there any required texture packs for Conquest SMP?

A: No, there are no required texture packs to play on Conquest SMP.

BlockyBabes – Minecraft Madness

#dating sims, #Harem Hellfighters, #Level Editor Mod, Achievements, archives, BlockyBabes, booru, Comic, CUDDLE, Demon, fanfic, gameplay, Guide, helltaker, HTG, Lucy, madness, Minecraft, Mods, Stream, Tips, Vanripper, waifu

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4554
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Towns Built:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Helltaker to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of art, gameplay, tips, and discussions about how much you want to snuggle a demon (we won’t judge).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, imagine this: you control a man who journeys into the depths of Hell to create a harem of sharp dressed demon girls. It’s like a puzzle game, but with a spicy twist!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is not just about the game, it’s about the community. We have fanfic that will make you question reality, and fan projects like spin-off games, mods, and even dating sims! And every 20 threads, and on certain holidays, we have Harem Hellfighters – it’s like a battle royale, but with demon girls!

If that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a Level Editor Mod for those who want to get creative. And don’t worry about getting lost, we have guides for everything from completing achievements to mastering the game.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a hellishly good time! Who knows, you might even find your own demon waifu along the way. Just remember, all demons are welcome – even the sharp dressed ones.

Blocky Booty Adventures – Minecraft Server for Naughty Roleplay

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4891
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Are you tired of building boring old houses and mining for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice things up with some steamy Erotic Roleplay! Join us for a wild ride where you can get down and dirty with other players in the most outrageous ways possible. From pixelated pillow fights to scandalous strip mining, anything goes on our server. So why wait? Join now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay that will leave you blushing and begging for more!

CraftyQueers

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3337	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your browsing history? Look no further! Our server is like watching gay porn – it’s hot, it’s steamy, and it’s definitely not for the faint of heart. But don’t worry, just like after you finish, you’ll lose all interest in anything else once you start playing on our server. Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your life choices in the best way possible.

Blocky Blunders: LOL Moments Galore!

15 seconds, andrade, blocky, Blunders, chavo, Entertainment, funny, Galore, humor, internet, ITT, lol, Manager, meme, memorable, MOMENTS, oh yeah that happened moments, pop culture, reaction, social media, sports, trending, unexpected, viral, wrestling

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7070
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Farms Harvested:	365	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Astral Projections Made:	3	Buildings Constructed:	37
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: Chavo Guerrero Jr. suddenly becomes Andrade’s manager for a whole 15 seconds! That’s the level of chaos you can expect on our server. Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans will happen next? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Any Server like Dad Jokes? Not Win-craft! PvP-Laughs!

appreciate, Custom Gear, dad, Dayz, dungeon realms, favorite server, full loot, jokes, Loot, minecraft server, Play, PvP, PvP aspects, PvPLaughs, Risk, Rust, Server, thanks, wincraft, Wynncraft, zones

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Dungeon Realms
Server IP	play.dungeonrealms.net
Description	A server with custom gear, full loot PvP aspects, and the possibility of running into PvP in various zones.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there full loot PvP on this server?	Yes, there are full loot PvP aspects on Dungeon Realms.
Are there custom gear options available?	Yes, Dungeon Realms offers custom gear for players.
What is the focus of the server?	The server focuses on PvP aspects and the thrill of risking loot in a DayZ/Rust manner.
Can players encounter PvP in various zones?	Yes, players can run into PvP in many different zones on the server.

CraftyChop

Axed soon, CraftyChop, lmao, piss, REST, Shit

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	366
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Emeralds Found:	9398
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Dimension Hops:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and act like a civilized player? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we embrace the true spirit of Minecraft by allowing players to rest, piss, and shit wherever they please! That’s right, no more holding it in while you’re in the middle of a intense mining session. Just let it all out and watch the world around you become a beautiful mess of bodily fluids.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet God, who watches over all the pee and poop with a mischievous grin. Rumor has it that if you offer him a golden plunger, he will grant you three wishes (although they may come with some…unintended consequences).

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Who needs diamonds when you have a server like this? Let the pee and poop flow freely! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jazzed Up Minecraft Madness with Derek Fisher

athlete, Basketball, basketball career, Basketball Player, Derek, derek fisher, Derek Fisher biography, Derek Fisher career, Derek Fisher highlights, Derek Fisher stats, Fisher, jazzed, madness, Minecraft, NBA, NBA player, player, Point Guard, professional athlete, sports, TEAM, Utah, utah jazz, Utah Jazz history, Utah Jazz player

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2160
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9155
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Why should you join, you ask? Because Derek Fisher himself played for the Utah Jazz on our server! That’s right, you can team up with a basketball legend and dominate the virtual court while building epic structures in the world of Minecraft. Who knew that Derek Fisher had such mad building skills? Join now and experience the craziest crossover of sports and gaming you’ve ever seen!

LonelyCraft: Man Up and Mine!

acceptance, emotional well being, Epidemic, fake news, Gratitude, Happiness, life lessons, LonelyCraft, Male loneliness, man, mental health, personal growth, perspective, positivity, reality check, relationships, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-care, societal pressure, toxic masculinity

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9412
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Emeralds Found:	5409

Are you tired of hearing about the so-called “male loneliness epidemic”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to loneliness as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

Our server is guaranteed to cure any feelings of isolation because we have a secret potion that turns all players into social butterflies. Once you join, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will make you feel like the life of the party, even if you’re just mining for diamonds.

Don’t believe us? Well, let us tell you the story of Bob, who joined our server feeling down in the dumps. But after just one day of playing, he was laughing so hard that he forgot all about his troubles. Now, Bob is the king of the server, ruling over his loyal subjects with a diamond pickaxe in hand.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Who needs a partner when you have a whole community of hilarious players waiting to make you smile?