Update 17.2 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SassySMP: AnimalTrashTalk

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, animal communication, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, AnimalTrashTalk, Communication, FANTASY, funny animals, hypothetical conversations, hypothetical questions, hypothetical scenarios, rude animals, rude behavior, rude creatures, rudeness, SassySMP, Talking, Talking Animals, talking creatures

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4637
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a world where pigs insult you, cows gossip about your building skills, and chickens constantly squawk about how you’re not wearing the latest diamond armor.

Join our server if you’re ready to face the sassiest animals in Minecraft. Our pig mayor, Sir Oinksalot, will demand tribute in the form of carrots and will throw a fit if you don’t comply. The cow council will judge your farming techniques and the chicken choir will critique your redstone contraptions.

But don’t worry, it’s not all insults and drama. The sheep are known for their stand-up comedy routines, the wolves host epic dance parties in the forest, and the llamas offer guided tours of the server’s most scenic spots.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see which animal truly is the rudest of them all!

CraftyBanterMC

Communication, Connection, CraftyBanterMC, deep conversation, emotional connection, Empathy, friendship, heartfelt words, Honesty, impactful words, Life-changing conversation, love, Meaningful discussion, personal growth, relationship, serious, significant moment, Transformative dialogue, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6494
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3381	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64

Are you tired of boring old relationships that never have any drama or excitement? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will have conversations that will forever change your relationship with someone!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend reveals a deep dark secret that completely shatters your trust in them. Or maybe you accidentally let slip a secret of your own that causes chaos among your group of friends.

Join our server for the most intense and game-changing conversations you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knew that virtual block building could lead to such intense emotional turmoil? Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

IndieGamerProtestCraft

activism, civil disobedience, demonstrations, empowerment, Equality Movement, feminism, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, independence day, India, IndieGamerProtestCraft, Justice for Women, medic, murder, nonviolent resistance, political movement, protest, social justice, solidarity, violence against women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2806
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party up in here! We got tens of thousands of women protestin’ like it’s India’s Independence Day every day! And get this, it all started cuz some medic got murdured! Like, whaaat?! Join now and be part of the revolution, buildin’ and protestin’ like there’s no tomorrow! Plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and all dat good stuff, so why wait? Come join da fun!

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

America First, CONSERVATIVE, conservative values, donald trump, MAGA, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, Politics, president, Pro-Trump, REPUBLICAN, Server, trump 2020, Trump administration, Trump fan, Trump love, Trump Rally, Trump supporter, Trump train, Trumpcraft, Trumpism, Trumpism forever, Trumpism2020

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9927
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6878	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of building boring old houses in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where all houses must be built in the likeness of Donald Trump! That’s right, build your very own Trump Tower complete with gold-plated everything and a combover roof that will make your neighbors jealous.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can participate in epic battles where you can throw giant golden bricks at your enemies and shout “You’re fired!” as you defeat them. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from creepers and zombies, just like the real Donald Trump would do.

So come join us on our server and make Minecraft great again! (Disclaimer: This server is not affiliated with the actual Donald Trump in any way, shape, or form. Please don’t sue us.)

CalorieCraft SMP – >1200 Cals Today

CalorieCraft, CALS, gt1200, smp, Today

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the cows ride pigs, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into dance parties every night!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that grant wishes when cracked open. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireworks? Done. How about a house made entirely of cake? Consider it built.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist… made of potatoes. Join now and see if you have what it takes to overthrow his starchy reign and claim the title of Spud Supreme!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LeftoverLoot Minecraft Server

aita, Babysitting, chicken nuggets, Clients, college, Counselor, Dinner, dog walker, family, Golden Child, LeftoverLoot, leftovers, Minecraft, miracle baby, movie night, Nephews, psychology student, Server, SIL, string beans, waffle cut fries, work hours, Zoom

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3584
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of dealing with entitled adults who throw tantrums like toddlers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join us for some epic adventures and build your own virtual world where you can say no to entitled siblings-in-law who think they deserve your leftovers. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity and build whatever your heart desires, without any whining or complaining.

So come on over and join us for some fun and laughter, where you can be the hero of your own story and never have to deal with entitled adults again. Trust us, it’s way more fun than babysitting your sister-in-law’s kids and dealing with her drama!

TwinTroublePicDay

Daughters, dress code, family event, family picture, Flowers, formal, green dress, hairband, Identical Twins, Identity, Individuality, matching outfits, Mother, Peacekeeping, Pigtails, professional photographs, sense of self, Siblings, sparkly dress, Twins, TwinTroublePicDay

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7072
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	545
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	86

Are you tired of being told how to dress your identical twin girls? Join our Minecraft server where you can dress your virtual twins however you want without any judgment! No more matching outfits forced upon you by family members, you have the freedom to mix and match to your heart’s content.

Just like in real life, family pictures are a big deal on our server. Show off your unique style by dressing your twins in different outfits for the occasion. Sparkly purple dress for one twin and a green dress with flowers for the other? Absolutely! And don’t forget the pigtails and hairband to complete the look.

But beware, there may be pressure from virtual family members to dress your twins alike for the picture. Stand your ground and refuse to conform! Your twins are individuals and deserve to express themselves through their fashion choices.

Join our server today and let your creativity shine! Who knows, maybe one day your twins will even rebel and dress alike just for fun. But until then, embrace the uniqueness of each twin and never give in to the pressure of matching outfits.

CraftyHacksMC

amazing, Clever, clever solutions, CraftyHacksMC, Effective, efficient, GENIUS, Helpful, Innovative, life hack, practical, problem solving, productivity, Resourceful, Smart, Surprising, time-saving, Tips, Tricks, Unconventional, useful

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	427
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you can build your dream castle, tame a pet dragon, and even ride a unicorn into battle. Our server is so epic, it’s rumored that Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. So why join? Because on our server, even the Ender Dragon bows down to your greatness. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now and start crafting your legend!

Minecraft WoWCG Server: Classic Banter

banter, classic, Community, discussion, forum, Gaming, general, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, News, Nostalgia, Old, ONLINE, role-playing game, Server, strategy, Tips, Tricks, Updates, video games, world of warcraft classic, wowcg

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7788
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Magic Items Found:	8551	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the cows can talk and the creepers can dance! We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of destiny that shoots out rainbow lasers! Join us for a wild ride of wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RogueCraft SMP: The Mischievous Miners

beauty, beauty community, Beauty Tips, bold look, Cosmetics, glam, influencer, long-lasting, makeup, makeup artist, miners, Mischievous, product recommendations, red cheeks, red lips, RogueCraft, rouge, Rougeification, smp, social media, Thread, transformation, trend, tutorial

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8159
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Magic Items Found:	6120
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the edge of your seat, never knowing what crazy shenanigans your fellow players will pull next.

Our server is filled with mischief and mayhem, from players turning into rogue agents and causing chaos wherever they go to secret underground societies plotting against each other. You never know who you can trust, but that’s all part of the fun!

If you’re tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers and want to spice up your gameplay with some wild and unpredictable adventures, then come join us on the Rougeification thread! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – trust us, you won’t be disappointed.