Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is gonna blow your mind with all the crazy new features they’re adding.
I’m talking about epic battles, insane quests, and like, the most lit community ever.
Plus, rumor has it that there’s gonna be a secret underground lair where you can find hidden treasures and stuff.
So, like, what are you waiting for? Get your blocky butt over here and start conquering!
When you join, you’ll be transported to a world where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. It’s a wild ride, my dude, and you don’t wanna miss out.
Plus, the community on this server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”. So what are you waiting for? Trust the plan and join this epic Minecraft server today!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking cows who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is find their secret hideout and perform a synchronized dance with them to gain access to their treasure trove.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where the mobs drop enchanted disco balls instead of loot. It’s a wild night of dancing, music, and sparkly explosions that you won’t want to miss.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. See you in the game, and remember, the next issue is coming January 4, 2025!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken that shot fireballs out of its beak! Only the bravest and most skilled players were able to defeat the fiery fowl and claim the loot for themselves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city populated by friendly zombies who just want to trade with you. Need some rare items or enchanted gear? Just head down to Zombie Town and strike up a deal with the undead residents.
So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join us next week for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of melons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that shoots lasers when you swing it.
So why wait for it to be on the E-Shop when you can join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft SMP experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Squishy.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. And if that’s not enough, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano because why not?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!
But that’s not all, we have insane stories waiting for you on this server. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who rule with an iron beak. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!
Picture this: in just 4 days, our server will transform into a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right – FLYING PIGS! And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this insane story: once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a world where diamonds grew on trees and creepers gave out hugs instead of explosions. Sounds too good to be true, right? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and be a part of something truly extraordinary. Who needs Diablo 4 when you can have flying pigs and diamond trees? See you on the other side, my friends!
| Server Information | |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.21.4 |
| Mods | BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more |
| Community Features | Whitelisted, Grief Protection, Events, Custom Resource Pack |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the Ordinary SMP server? | You can join us through our Discord server. Click on the link provided in the message above to join. |
| What version of Minecraft is the server running? | The server is running on Java 1.21.4 and is always up to date with the latest features and updates. |
| Are there any measures in place to protect my builds from griefers? | Yes, even though it’s a vanilla server, there are measures in place to protect your builds from griefers. |
| What kind of events can I participate in on the server? | You can participate in server-wide events such as PVP event, build contests, and community projects. There’s always something fun going on! |
Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, on our server, you won’t have to worry about your fiancé’s mom forcing you to share your snacks or disregarding your seafood allergy. You can eat whatever you want, wherever you want, without any judgment!
But that’s not all – on our server, your fiancé won’t be burdened with taking care of his family members. No more feeding, bathing, and entertaining nieces and nephews – he can focus on his goals and ambitions without any interference from his mom. And don’t worry about last-minute cancellations for recognition days – on our server, you’re always the VIP!
Join us on our Minecraft server and let loose with hilarious stories and crazy adventures. Build your future without any toxic family dynamics holding you back. Set boundaries, prioritize your goals, and have a blast in our virtual world. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun on our server?
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret treasure hunt where you can find diamonds the size of your mom’s meatloaf. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where llamas ride unicorns and rainbows are made of marshmallows.
So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because here, anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Why not!
Join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire or something.
imagine sprinting through our pixelated world at lightning speed, leaving all your friends in the dust as you dominate every race. with our fine particulate matter, you’ll be breaking records left and right, making Usain Bolt look like a snail on a leisurely stroll.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become the fastest minecraft player in history. just don’t forget to wear your running shoes, because you’ll be zooming past everyone in no time.
| Current Version | 1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric |
|---|---|
| Server Location | Germany |
| Render Distance | 10 |
| Simulation Distance | 10 |
| Game Mode | Hard |
| World Border | 12,5k x 12,5k |
| FireTick | On (usually) |
If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here and fill out an application.
The current season started back in the middle of August in ’24.
Unlike prior seasons, the map is not planned to be reset for a very long time.
New players are joining every week, and there is almost always someone online for you to play with.
The server has a shopping district centered around spawn for all your shopping needs, and it is steadily growing.
Players can join events or minigames being held throughout the year, or even host their own.
