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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 6819 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 96 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
one time, a player’s pants were so secure, they survived a creeper explosion without a scratch. true story, bro.
also, our server has a secret underground pants party where the coolest players hang out and dance in their indestructible pants. it’s lit, fam.
so if you’re tired of constantly hiking up your pants in the virtual world, come join us where pants stay put and the fun never stops. #pantsparty #minecraftmadness