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99%Craft: Future Edition

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6948
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Zombie Dances:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding! With a 99% chance of hilarity and insanity in the next 30 years, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs and bake-offs. So why wait? Join now and be prepared for the unexpected!

MrsBlockheadCraft

Boundaries, calling MIL by first name, Communication, cultural norms, disagreement, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family unity, in-laws, long-term relationships, Marriage, misunderstanding, MrsBlockheadCraft, Personal preferences, relationships, Respect, SIL power play, traditional values, WIBTA

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3815
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and absolutely no requests to call anyone by their last name!

Our server is a safe haven for those who want to escape the real world and dive into a world of blocks and creativity. No power plays allowed here, just pure fun and games.

Imagine a world where you can build towering castles, explore vast landscapes, and make friends without anyone telling you how to address your in-laws. It’s a dream come true!

So come join us on our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs Mrs. [last name] when you can have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Let’s build some epic structures and pretend like your SIL never even mentioned it. See you in the game!

GiantGamerMC SMP

Adventure, COLOSSAL, dream, enormous, fairy tale, FANTASY, GIANT, GiantGamerMC, HUGE, imagination, larger than life, Magic, Massive, Mythical, power, SIZE, smp, surreal, towering, transformation, WHIMSICAL, Wonder

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5901
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	56	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

OMG guys, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because like, one time I was playing and I accidentally ate a magic mushroom and I became a GIANT in the game! It was so crazy, I was stomping around and crushing everything in my path, it was hilarious! And then I found this secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold, but there was also a bunch of evil chickens guarding it, it was like a chicken apocalypse or something! But don’t worry, I defeated them all with my giant powers and claimed all the treasure for myself. So if you want to have insane adventures like this and become a giant too, you HAVE to join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before! Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have llama dance parties, it’s so much fun! So come join us and let’s have the craziest time ever in Minecraft together! LMAO 🤪🦙💎🐔 #GiantAdventures #LlamaDanceParties #ChickenApocalypse

Daily Gunsmith Cats Burst Minecraft SMP

90s, action, Anime, Burst, Cats, Chicago, chicagoooo, christmas, city life, Daily, Festive, gun, Guns, Gunsmith, holiday season, Manga, Minecraft, Retro, Smith, smp, vintage, weapons

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	140
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we’re bringing back the 90’s vibes of Chicago in the most outrageous way possible! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds while jamming out to the Backstreet Boys and sipping on a Capri Sun. It’s like a time warp to the coolest decade ever!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like synchronized block building competitions where the loser has to wear a neon fanny pack for a week. And don’t even get me started on our annual pizza party where we all dress up as our favorite 90’s sitcom characters and battle it out in epic PVP matches.

Join us for a totally tubular time filled with nostalgia, laughter, and maybe even a few pranks involving slime and slap bracelets. It’s like stepping into a time machine and landing in the wackiest version of Chicago you’ve ever seen. So grab your scrunchies and rollerblades and come join the fun!

SmartyPantsMC SMP

astute, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, Clever, Crafty, Cunning, deceptive, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intelligence, perceptive, savvy, sharp, shrewd, Sly, Smarter, SmartyPantsMC, smp, underestimated, Wise

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	110
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Hey gamers, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you about this server that is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

First of all, our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone and can build insane contraptions with their tiny wings. They may look like regular chickens, but don’t be fooled, they are the real brains behind this operation.

We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you at all costs. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon a hidden portal that will take you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the chickens are the real rulers. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DumpedCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, attachment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Breakup, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, DUMPED, DumpedCraft, emotions, Friends, Girlfriend, high school, Minecraft, mom, parenting, relationship, Respect, Server, Son, teenagers

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9559
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of high school relationships gone wrong!

Join us and witness the epic saga of Dylan and Melanie unfold before your very eyes. From heartbreak to sweater retrieval missions, this server has it all. Will Dylan apologize for not wanting to date Melanie anymore? Will Melanie ever recover from the breakup heard ’round the server?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense conversations with other players’ parents about their kids’ dating lives. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

So come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and questionable parenting decisions. Who needs a soap opera when you have our server? Join now and witness the chaos for yourself!

GreenEyedAbandonment

Abandoned, aita, alcohol, Asshole, blue eyes, brother, Confrontation, Cult, disowned, facebook, family relationships, foster care, Friend, green eyes, GreenEyedAbandonment, intolerant, jaw drop, Nonbinary, Sane, shitshow, shunning

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7854
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama of real life and enter a world where eye color doesn’t matter! On our server, having green eyes won’t get you disowned by your family – in fact, it might even make you stand out in a crowd of blocky characters!

We can’t promise you won’t run into any cults or family drama, but at least you’ll have a group of friends to back you up when things get crazy. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find some long-lost siblings with purple or pink eyes – anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

So come join us and let’s build a world where eye color is just a fun fact, not a reason for family feuds. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough – or in this case, a player with emerald eyes!

LonelyCraft SMP

Abandoned, alone, dejected, depression, Desolate, disconnected, Empty, Forlorn, friendless, introverted, ISOLATED, ISOLATION, lack of communication, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, Melancholy, neglected, Sadness, smp, social withdrawal, solitary, solitude

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3519
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7

Bro, if you’re spending more time talking to Minecraft villagers than actual real-life humans, it’s time to join our epic SMP! We’ve got more virtual friends than you can shake a pickaxe at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. So if you want to test your skills against the ultimate Minecraft legend, you better join us ASAP! And don’t even get me started on the secret diamond mine we have hidden under spawn. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on our server. Lonely no more, my friend. Join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Celeb Feet Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	120
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats. Legend has it that anyone who mines from this diamond mine will gain the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from their nostrils. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and can run faster than a speeding minecart. Join them in their quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has been terrorizing the land with his terrible dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and become the best of the best in all of blocky land!

Crafty20sRegrets Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, advice, career development, Crafty20sRegrets, Decision making, early 20s, Experience, guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, Minecraft, personal growth, Reflection, regret, relationships, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5161	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

OMG, like, if I could go back to my early 20s, I would totally tell myself to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, this server is the bomb dot com!

First of all, the admins are like, super hot and they give out free diamonds to anyone who joins. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can find enchanted golden apples just lying around!

But the best part is the crazy adventures you’ll have with the other players. I once teamed up with this dude who had a pet dragon and we went on a quest to slay the Ender Dragon while riding llamas. It was insane!

So yeah, if you want to level up your Minecraft game and have a ton of laughs along the way, you HAVE to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #bestserverever 😂🎮💎🐉

ChildSuppCraft Minecraft Server

abandonment, absent father, blended families, Boundaries, child support, ChildSuppCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional baggage, family disputes, family dynamics, family history, Fatherhood, financial support, forgiveness, generational trauma, Minecraft, parental responsibilities, past trauma, relationships, Resentment, Server, trust issues

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Secret Passages Found:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual family without any of the real-life drama!

On our server, you can create your own ranch house just like the one in the story, but with no pesky stairs for unwanted relatives to move in. Trust us, it’s a one-floor paradise!

Forget about child support payments and family arguments, on our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring endless possibilities. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can game in peace without any rude comments from virtual step-relatives.

Join now and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs a dad who only reaches out for his own benefit when you can have a whole virtual community to support you? Let’s build a better family together, one block at a time!