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| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 5749 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
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