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Crystal Isles 1.20

animated short, character builds, Character Teaser, Citlali, crystal, Daily check-in rewards, Dimensional Detective Chronicles, Exercise Surging Storm, Fischl, friendlist, genshin impact, Hoyofair, Incandescent Ode of Resurrection, Isles, Maps, Mavuika, Neuvillette, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Shikanoin Heizou, Simulators, Stand With Mavuika, sunset, Third-Party Tools, Tome of the Eternal Flow, useful links, Version 5.3, vortex vanquisher, When the Mists Fade, Wiki, Yaoyao, zhongli

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	148
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	281
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5239
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya! We got characters teasin’ each other like it’s a high school drama, with Mavuika shinin’ like a disco ball and Citlali showin’ off her rainbow colors! And don’t even get me started on that “Sunset” animated short, it’s like a trip to Wonderland, man!

But wait, there’s more! Version 5.3 is droppin’ like it’s hot, with an “Incandescent Ode of Resurrection” trailer that’ll make you wanna dance the Macarena! Plus, we got web events like “Mavuika: Training Day” and “Stand With Mavuika” that’ll have you yellin’ “YASSS QUEEN” all night long!

And if that ain’t enough to tickle your pickle, we got daily check-in rewards that are as permanent as a bad tattoo, redeemable codes for Primogems that’ll make you feel like a baller, and useful links for all your Wiki, Simulators, Maps, and Character Builds needs! So what are you waitin’ for? Join the madness now and let’s get this party started, baby!

CraftySingles: No time for dating!

bad experiences, busy schedule, CraftySingles, DATING, emotional baggage, fear of commitment, fear of rejection, fear of vulnerability, high standards, introverted, lack of time, past heartbreak, perfectionism, relationships, self-esteem issues, self-sabotage, single people, social anxiety, societal pressure, Time, trust issues, workaholic

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4574
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	402	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of being single and ready to mingle in the virtual world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and find your player 2 in a world full of blocks and love potions. Who needs Tinder when you can mine together and build a relationship that’s stronger than diamond armor?

Our server is the perfect place to meet your soulmate while battling creepers and exploring hidden caves. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a matchmaker in disguise, so you never know when you might find love at first block break.

So what are you waiting for? Stop swiping left and right and start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find someone who thinks your diamond pickaxe is the sexiest thing they’ve ever seen. Join us now and let the love (and lava) flow!

Brain Battle: Memory Mayhem

Assumptions, battle, Brain, brain development, brain function, brain research, classical conditioning, cognitive processes, Cognitive science, Competition, Conflict, DOMINANCE, learning, learning systems, MAYHEM, Memory, memory consolidation, memory formation, neural pathways, neuroscience, Operant Conditioning, scientists

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Animals Bred:	180	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ores Mined:	2302	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mines Excavated:	1966	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this totally epic minecraft server, and suddenly you’re like, whoa dude, my brain is like, learning stuff in two totally different ways at the same time! it’s like a battle royale in my noggin, with classical conditioning and operant conditioning duking it out for control!

but here’s the kicker – on this server, you gotta use both systems to survive and thrive! like, you’ll be training your brain to be a total genius while also getting mad loot and building the sickest bases ever! it’s like a mental workout and a gaming adventure all rolled into one!

so come join us on this mind-bending minecraft server where your brain will be challenged in ways you never thought possible! who needs traditional learning when you can level up your brain while playing minecraft, amirite? let the battle of the brain systems begin!

Crafted Survival

bedrock, Community, crafted, Crafting, Discord, Fun, grief-free, Homes, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, Mob Heads, one player sleep, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Tpa, Trailer, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome, World Map

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3780
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Land Claiming	Claim land to protect your builds
Shopping District	Trade and buy items with other players
Homes and TPA	Set homes and teleport to other players
Live World Map	View map of server in real-time
Mob Heads	Collect rare mob heads
One Player Sleep	Only one player needs to sleep to skip night
Ranks	Earn ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting
Active Player Base	Join a community of active players

Discord: https://discord.gg/qJAx8w3jcn

Server Trailer: https://youtu.be/qu5nJmSbEMA?si=U4bYORadEgOny1cm

IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly environment.
How can I claim land?	Use the /claim command to protect your builds.
Do you have a Discord server?	Yes, you can join our Discord community using the provided link.
Can I teleport to other players?	Yes, use the /tpa command to request teleportation to another player.

Mystic Isles Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, body image, body shaming, dating preferences, discrimination, Femanons, gender dynamics, height discrimination, height preferences, Heightism, Insecurity, Isles, manlets, mystic, online communities, online forums, online harassment, physical appearance, Realms, self esteem, short men, social norms, societal standards, toxic masculinity

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3080
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1178	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	225
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of manlets and femanons hating on you, come join our Minecraft server! We don’t discriminate based on height or gender, we just wanna build and have a good time! Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll forget all about those haters. Join us and let’s show them what we’re made of!

FitFam4Life – Minecraft SMP

daily routine, Diet and exercise, FitFam4Life, fitness goals, goal-setting, healthy choices, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, healthy living, lifestyle change, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, motivation for change, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, self improvement, self-care, smp, weight loss, wellness journey, workout motivation

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	761
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

So, like, dude, let me tell you about this totally wacky Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life, bro. Like, you know how sometimes you’re just mining away and building your dirt hut, and you’re like, “Man, I wish there was a server where I could do that but also fight dragons and ride pigs into battle”? Well, look no further, my friend, because this server has it all.

First off, the community is like a big ol’ family of derps who just want to have a good time and make some epic builds. We have this one guy who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak, like what even is that? And don’t even get me started on the time we all banded together to defeat the evil Ender Dragon by throwing potatoes at it until it cried and flew away.

But the real reason you should join this server is because it will motivate you to live a healthier lifestyle. Like, seriously, after spending hours running away from creepers and climbing mountains, you’ll be in the best shape of your life. Plus, all the virtual veggies you’ll be farming will make you crave salads in real life. It’s like magic, bro.

So come join us on this wild ride of epicness and insanity. Who knows, you might even find yourself riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie pigs. It’s a crazy world out there, but we’re all in it together. Let’s do this, gamers!

CraftyCashGrab

audience exploitation, box office, cash grab, Commercial, CraftyCashGrab, film, franchise milking, Hollywood, lack of creativity, low quality., marketing gimmick, money grab, money making, Movie, Pandering, profit over art, profit-driven, profit-driven filmmaking, quick buck, rushed production, studio greed

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4468
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are just trying to grab your cash? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cash grab…literally! Join us for a wild ride where every block you mine turns into real money in your pocket. That’s right, forget about in-game currency, we’re all about that cold hard cash here!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Block Bandits, a group of players who have mastered the art of robbing other players blind. Join their ranks and become the most feared bandit in all of Minecraft!

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be rolling in dough and stealing from your fellow players? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the richest and most notorious player in the game!

CraftyPutin’sApology Minecraft Server

accident, Accountability, Apology, Aviation, azerbaijan, Blame, Communication, Condolences, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinsApology, Diplomacy, international relations, investigation, Minecraft, plane crash, Political, putin, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, Server, Statement, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9035
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	256
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4

so, like, this server is so lit that even putin himself had to apologize for not being able to join it sooner. he was like “yo, azerbaijan, sorry bout that plane crash, but i was too busy mining diamonds on this epic server to pay attention.” and everyone was like “dang, putin, we forgive you cuz this server is so freakin awesome.” join now for a chance to play with world leaders and maybe even crash a plane or two (jk, that’s not cool). but seriously, come join us for some epic minecraft fun!

CraftyCommiesMC

avoid capture, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Desperation, Escape, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, mental health, Military, military tactics, North Korea, north korean, self harm, soldiers, SUICIDE, Tragedy, U.S, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, War

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1799
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the action is so intense even north korean soldiers are trying to avoid capture in ukraine by playing with us! we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and so much chaos you’ll forget what reality even is. plus, our community is so wild even the creepers are scared to mess with us. so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane world!

BrainBlock City

AMERICANS, brain connectivity, brain disorders, brain function, brain health, brain health disparities, brain imaging, brain research, brain structure, brain volume, BrainBlock, cerebellar regions, city, cognitive function, disrupted connectivity, inequality levels, Memory, neuroimages, neuroscience, researchers, social inequality, temporo-posterior

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7714
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	106	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Meteorites Collected:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna expand yo brain and level up yo cognitive function, then you gotta join dis Minecraft server! We got da craziest neuroimages dat will blow yo mind and make yo brain bigger than a Minecraft mansion!

Imagine dis, you join da server and suddenly yo brain volume starts increasing like crazy! You’ll be able to remember every crafting recipe, every mob behavior, and every secret chest location in da game! Plus, yo connectivity will be off da charts, making you da ultimate team player in any Minecraft adventure!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit dat even da cerebellar regions in yo brain will be poppin’ off! You’ll be dodging creepers like a pro, parkouring like a champ, and strategizing like a Minecraft mastermind!

So what are you waiting for? Join dis Minecraft server now and become da brainiest player in da blocky world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!