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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 4582 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Votes: | 6802 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and keep those pesky Americans out. We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the server. Plus, every full moon, we hold a dance party in the Nether with the Endermen – trust us, you don’t want to miss it!
So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember to leave your American flag at the door – we don’t want any troublemakers here!