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Stretching Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1123
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Towns Built:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about that penis stretching grind! That’s right, we’ve got a whole community dedicated to stretching their virtual manhood to new lengths.

Join us for epic competitions like the “Longest Shaft Challenge” where players compete to see who can stretch their pixelated peen the furthest. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of mods to make sure your stretching experience is as realistic as possible.

But that’s not all, we also have crazy events like the “Penis Parkour Race” where you have to navigate a course using only your elongated member. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try out our “Penis PvP Arena” where you can battle it out with other players using your stretched out sword.

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP for a truly unique gaming experience. Who knew stretching your penis could be so much fun?

BoundlessCraft

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Survival Mode Creative Mode PvP Economy Mini Games Skyblock Factions Roleplay Vanilla Pixelmon Modded Prison Towny Bedwars Skywars RPG Quests Hardcore Whitelisted Parkour, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4829
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Dragon Eggs Found:	7886
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Welcome to BoundlessCraft, the ultimate Minecraft server where imagination knows no limits! Dive into a world where you can create, explore, and innovate without any restrictions. Whether you’re a builder crafting monumental structures, an adventurer seeking the thrill of discovery, or a redstone engineer designing complex contraptions, BoundlessCraft is your canvas.

Play.boundlesscraft.com

7LOL Middle School

7LOL, Fun, KitPvP, Lobby, middle school, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4340
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Crops Grown:	4188	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

Fun SMP Server that i made it has a lobby and pvp and fun alot of fun if you would join it would make my day

7lolsmp.fun:20006

LolCraftOpka Minecraft server

check in advance, creating, DirtyGame1725, donation, ds, LolCraftOpka, Minecraft, SergeY_Galilei, Server, Urgent, well-versed

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9669
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

We urgently need those who are well versed in creating a server! Write to DS: SergeY_Galilei#3758.If something happens, the donation is not issued automatically.If you bought a donation, write to the player (DirtyGame1725)We check in advance!!!

LolCraftopka.aternos.me

Fantasy Firearm Frenzy Minecraft Server

#novice, Argument, Beginner, better, Bitch, debate, entry level, FANTASY, Fantasy Game, fantasy setting, fantasy world, Firearm, firearms, Frenzy, Gaming, learn, Mage, Magic, Minecraft, role playing, Seething, Server, Spells, weapons, wizard

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8265
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Animals Bred:	63	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of being a weak, entry-level wizard who can’t defend themselves in a fantasy world? Join our Minecraft server and leave those puny spells behind! Our server is filled with powerful firearms that will make you the most feared wizard in all the land. No more waving wands and chanting silly incantations – now you can just pull the trigger and watch your enemies fall before you. So come on, ditch the spells and join us for some gun-slinging fun!

Funkg’s Trash Thread Minecraft SMP

Archive, Dance, desuarchive, discussion, epic humping, forum, Fun, funkg, Funkgs, Funky, Groove, internet culture, Last week, meme, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, Party, Retro, smp, Thread, thread revival, Trash, Trash thread, vintage

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Void Gems Collected:	21	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for some epic humping action! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic humping contests, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of mods to spice things up even more – like the “Hump-O-Meter” plugin that tracks your humping skills and awards you with special prizes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the humping adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for some wild and crazy times ahead!

ClassicRPG

Economy, PvE, Survival, Survival RPG Unique Experience Dream Project Progress Premium Abilities Public Staff Love New Hosting Handful Players Rank Special Abilities Not sold, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7994
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Towns Built:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Emeralds Found:	5473
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Votes:	9617

Brand new server offering a unique survival experience

Hello, my name is Lucas. I’ve been hosting servers for about 4 years and this right here is my dream project of a RPG survival server. The server is currently a work in progress and theres no pay to win or donations. The first handful of players will recieve a premium rank with special ablities that are not sold to the public. I am also looking for staff.

Much love!

classicrpg.ca

Birch

birch, Development, Economy, FIX, Hub, Minecraft, Server, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3092
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Magic Items Found:	4603
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9878	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Join birch now! Birch has just been started, and I need to develop a hub and fix some things. Birch should be good and fixed by dec 1st.

135.148.151.27:50013

Accent All Day Minecraft Server

accent, Acting, Actors, Commitment, Consistency, daily routine, Day, Dedication, discipline, Focus, habits, Mastery, Memory, Minecraft, Performance, PHONES, Practice, Professionalism, Remembering, reminder, Server, skill, Technique

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8116
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our players are required to speak in a different accent every hour. That’s right, mate! One minute you’ll be talking like a pirate, and the next you’ll be sounding like a posh British chap. It’s a wild ride of linguistic mayhem!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered creatures in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that pops up randomly throughout the day. Get your groove on with other players and show off your best dance moves – just watch out for the creeper DJ who likes to drop explosive beats!

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember to bring your best accents and dance moves – it’s going to be a wild ride!

The Big Leagues Are In Your Path… Minecraft SMP

aew, AMBITION, athletes, athletic journey, big, big leagues, career goals, Competition, Dedication, determination, dream job, following your passion, hard work, in your path, leagues, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, Path, professional wrestling, Pursuing Greatness, reaching the top, smp, Sports Entertainment, success, wrestling

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Votes:	3766	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you ready to enter the big leagues of Minecraft SMPs? Well strap in, because this server is not for the faint of heart. We’ve got players who can build entire cities in a day and mine diamonds with their eyes closed.

But that’s not all, oh no. We’ve also got a secret underground society of players who communicate only in pig Latin and have a pet creeper as their leader. Joining this server is like stepping into a whole new world of chaos and creativity.

So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world, then come on down and join us. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules.