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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 5123 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 172 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Crops Grown: | 6012 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
We have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and discuss the most outrageous slang words you’ve ever heard. From “yeet” to “sksksksk,” we’ve got it all covered. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of our resident meme lord who communicates solely in emojis.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and be part of the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious community in the Minecraft universe? Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well… that’s just too bad, isn’t it?