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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 1393 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3434 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
But beware, if you’re a single male who isn’t a tall white chad, you might feel unwelcome at first. The women in our virtual yoga classes might instantly hate you for your pixelated presence. But fear not, for as you perfect your downward dog and warrior poses, you’ll win over their hearts and become the ultimate yoga master of the server.
Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with relaxation, friendship, and maybe even a little virtual romance. Namaste, blocky warriors!