NoDogNoBFAllowedCraft

reconsidering friendship, landlord rules, friendship, passive aggressive, pet etiquette

🌟🐶🤣 JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER 🤣🐶🌟

🔥🚀🌈 Are you tired of boring servers with strict rules? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want to have a blast! 🌈🚀🔥

🐕🐾🤪 We don’t have a no-pets policy, in fact, we encourage you to bring all your furry friends along! Want to ride a pig into battle? Go for it! Want to have a pack of wolves as your loyal companions? Absolutely! The more pets, the merrier! 🤪🐾🐕

🤯👽🚀 And as for annoying boyfriends like Jake, well, we have a special dungeon just for them! Make them dig for diamonds all day or have them fight off creepers for your amusement. Who needs a passive-aggressive boyfriend when you can have a whole army of zombies at your command? 👽🚀🤯

🎉🌟🔥 So come join our server today and experience the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe! Who needs peace when you can have chaos and fun instead? See you there! 🎉🌟🔥

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Lobster Land: The Crustacean Craze

creepy crawlies, sea creatures, Pest Control, Arthropods, delicious seafood

lol join our server cuz we got LOBSTERS taking over the ocean like they own the place. these lobsters are like the mafia of the sea, struttin’ around with their pincers snappin’ at anything that gets in their way. but don’t worry, they’re friendly to players cuz they know who’s boss. come swim with the lobsters and rule the ocean with us!

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LonelyCraft

unpopular, ostracized, Loneliness, ISOLATED, uninvited

When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

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NoCancelCraft

Expenses, treating poorly, holiday cancellation fee, travel agent, dropped out

Looking for a new group of friends who won’t hit you with fake cancellation fees for dropping out of a holiday? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we promise not to charge you for changing your mind about a virtual vacation.

Our server is filled with friendly players who won’t guilt trip you into paying for their own mistakes. Plus, we have a special room where you can relax and unwind without worrying about low occupancy fees. And don’t worry, we won’t disguise any charges as “cancellation fees” – we’re not that kind of server!

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs toxic friends when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft with us? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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NoMoreMinecraftAdvice

Disliked, Unsolicited, hate, ignore, unwanted advice

Are you tired of people telling you to “git gud” when all you want is to have a good time in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict no “git gud” policy, so you can relax and play at your own pace without any judgment.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Diamond Pig whisperer!

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Yoga Class Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Inclusivity, Physical fitness, discrimination, exclusion

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stretch your virtual muscles and find your inner peace? Look no further, because on our server, we have yoga classes led by none other than a blocky version of the famous yoga instructor, Bendy Wendy!

But beware, if you’re a single male who isn’t a tall white chad, you might feel unwelcome at first. The women in our virtual yoga classes might instantly hate you for your pixelated presence. But fear not, for as you perfect your downward dog and warrior poses, you’ll win over their hearts and become the ultimate yoga master of the server.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with relaxation, friendship, and maybe even a little virtual romance. Namaste, blocky warriors!

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UnwantedSMP: Minecraft SMP

PRESSURE, unwanted intrusion, unwanted, requirement, enforced

Are you tired of being forced to eat broccoli for dinner? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we guarantee that no one will ever force you to eat broccoli again! Join us and feast on virtual steak and cake instead!

”’Why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds! Plus, our resident llama, Larry, is a master at telling dad jokes that will make you LOL for days.”’

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only thing being forced on you is fun and laughter!

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Vanilla Minecraft Server: Where PvP is like pineapple on pizza – definitely unwelcome!

Community, quality of life mods, hard difficulty, Coreprotect, Unwelcome

CommunityCraft SMP Overview

Server IP	play.communitycraft.live
Discord	discord.gg/CommunityCraft
Bluemap	communitycraft.live
Youtube	youtube.com/@CommunityCraftSMP

What We Offer:

Vanilla SMP Experience
Small Dedicated Player-base
Quality of Life Mods
Latest Version
No Claims, No Locked chests, No Economy regulation, No World border, No Donations, No Voting, No Ranks

We truly believe that we are unique in providing a vanilla SMP experience that is protected from grief, stealing, and unwanted pvp. Go on solo adventures or team up with friends and build something incredible! Be inspired by the creativity of others! Survive and Be Epic!

NO tolerance for cheating, unwanted pvp, griefing, or stealing!

Recent Player Review:

“This server is mad cool– it’s like actual vanilla!”

Thanks for checking us out!

FAQ Questions & Answers:

Question	Answer
Is this server vanilla-style?	Yes, CommunityCraft SMP provides a public cooperative vanilla-style SMP for all players.
What plugins are used?	Only the most necessary plugins for running a server are used. The team is dedicated to maintaining a great vanilla experience.
How can I join?	Join before the greylist by connecting to the server IP: play.communitycraft.live
What is the server difficulty set to?	The difficulty is set to Hard.
Are there any in-game restrictions?	No, there are no claims, locked chests, economy regulation, world border, donations, voting, or ranks.

ApologyDenied Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, TOXIC, sushi, unfit mother

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with your sister moving in and causing chaos! Join us and escape the real-life family drama by building and exploring in our virtual world.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister being clingy or envious of your virtual purchases. You can go on date nights with your virtual friends and enjoy sushi without any interruptions. And if your virtual sister starts causing trouble, you can kick her out with just a click of a button!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the real-life family drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a drama-free paradise!

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CookieDoughCrisis Minecraft Server

period underwear, roommate, apartment, diva cup, Ban

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing pants for work is strictly prohibited! We don’t loan out face masks, lotion, tampons, or even socks – especially not period underwear, ew! Our server is a no-sharing zone, unless it’s for medical emergencies like needing a bandaid.

Join us and experience the thrill of banning unruly players like Nina, who think it’s okay to stick their fingers in your cookie dough without permission. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cookie thieves and dress borrowers!

AJ may be a loyal player, but even he knows the consequences of breaking our rules. If you’re looking for a server with strict boundaries and a drama-filled community, look no further. Just remember, don’t mess with our cookies or you’ll be banned faster than you can say “Minecraft madness!”

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