lol come join this epic minecraft server where u can escape ur hairy problems and just build stuff and mine stuff and do stuff. we got a secret underground city where u can trade with villagers who speak only in riddles. u can also ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the forest and grants u three wishes. so come on, what r u waiting for? join us and let ur hair down, literally!
