Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a heated argument over who should pay for Cameron’s accommodation. Will you be the hero who steps in to settle the dispute, or will you stir the pot even more for some juicy drama? The choice is yours!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle like Josh did on his holiday. Who needs soap operas when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world?
So come on down to our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?
On our server, you can build a fortress so secure, not even your nosy in-laws can break in and pull pranks on you. Plus, we have a special “Ceiling Fan Bra and Underwear” decoration pack for your virtual house – no need to worry about real-life shenanigans here!
Join us now and let’s laugh at the absurdity of it all together – because nothing beats virtual revenge on those pesky relatives!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that will make you feel like you’re hiding under the covers in a hot and stuffy room, just waiting for the awkwardness to pass? Our server is full of surprises, just like when someone unexpectedly walks in on you in your safe space!
And if you’re looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of locking yourself up in place and feeling heavy all over, then look no further! Our server will have you on the edge of your seat, just like when you have to sleep on the couch after a heated argument with your boyfriend.
So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a surprise bedroom encounter, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and participating in epic cake-eating contests. Our server is also home to the rarest mob of all – the Disco Sheep, who will boogie down with you whenever you need a dance break.
But beware, our server is guarded by a team of fearless warrior bunnies who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. So come on over and join the madness – we promise you won’t regret it!
Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and escape the real world craziness. Our server is a safe space where you can focus on yourself and your virtual creations without any unwanted family drama.
And hey, if you ever need a break from building, just hop on and chat with our friendly community. We promise no one will call you an AH or wish you were never born. So come join us and let’s block out the negativity together!
Join our server and escape the constant invasion of privacy from your family members. No more having your mom and sister read your texts or show up uninvited to confront your Minecraft enemies. On our server, you are the master of your own domain.
Plus, we won’t set you up on awkward Minecraft dates or guilt trip you into staying. We believe in letting our players spread their wings and fly (or mine, in this case).
So come join us on our server, where you can finally experience the freedom you’ve always dreamed of. And remember, on our server, the only monsters you’ll encounter are the ones you choose to battle in the game!
Join us and experience the thrill of constantly having unexpected guests who overstay their welcome. Will they pay rent? Will they clean up after themselves? Will they have a seizure and guilt-trip you into letting them stay longer? Who knows! It’s all part of the fun on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We also offer the excitement of finding mysterious bags of trash under your guests’ clothes, just like a real-life treasure hunt. And don’t forget the thrill of spending $150 on a birthday meal for someone who doesn’t even contribute to the rent. It’s like a game of “Who’s the Real Asshole?” but with virtual blocks instead of real-life consequences.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party, join us now! Just be prepared for unexpected guests, guilt trips, and drama galore. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
🔗Java & Bedrock Crossplay🎙️Simple Voice Chat Compatibility🗺️Live Map💎Discord Server To host events & chat⚔️McMMO 🎉In-game vote rewards 💵Player Economy🤝Partnerships to expand our community (minecraft servers only)😻Pet Channels🔢Counting Channel
More will be added over time so join the Discord Server for updates!
172.93.111.224:25610
We are a small, but growing, community of mature Minecraft players accepting of all build styles, technical know-how, and experience. We are a few months into our newest season Harvest Season 3, and would like to invite some new players into the group!
Our main priority in Harvest SMP is the community. Everyone who is a part of Harvest SMP is encouraged to participate in community events and contribute to community builds. Your voice in this server matters just as much as anyone else. Together, the admin team is dedicated to bringing a quality SMP experience for all and want to give players as much freedom as we possibly can.
We want to have a very relaxed and laid back feel to the SMP. Whether you want to build crazy redstone contraptions, or simply want to have a small house and a farm somewhere in the world, you’re free to do so. If you have 10 years of experience playing this game or you’re very new to the game, you’re still welcome here!
Our goal for this season, unlike previous seasons, is to have a long term world. In the past we have had seasons last a little less than a year before a reset. This time, we want this season to last for as long as possible.
Our most noticeable features are those which give us a Hermitcraft-like experience. A variety of datapacks, mods(optional), and resourcepacks have been put together to give us a close enough to vanilla experience. We also have implemented Anti-cheat mods to ensure everyone is having a fair and equal experience.
Mods we use currently are Elytra Trims, Simple Voice Chat, AudioPlayer, Dynmap, HeadIndex, and some Admin Mods so we can keep your items safe! All mods are serverside and optional! Though we have mods, most of these are for quality of life, and for custom textures.
We now use custom models! These, like our mods, are completely optional. Currently they are used for rewards in all kinds of events and challenges we plan on having.
We have a shopping district with a diamond based economy as well as a minigame district where we can all hangout and have fun.
We have set up an application process in our discord that all players need to fill out before joining, In general this is so we know you actually want to play and will make a good fit for the community. Remember, this is an 18+ server. While we will not ask you to verify your age, we will trust you are telling the truth.
To apply, simply join our Discord and begin your application process.
In the Welcome channel just type in /apply member application. A pop up should show up after you type in /apply
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| 1. Can anyone join the server? | Yes, as long as you fill out the application process and are 18+ years old. |
| 2. Are mods required to play on the server? | No, mods are optional for a better experience. |
| 3. How long does each season typically last? | This season is aiming to last longer than previous seasons. |
| 4. What is the community like on Harvest SMP? | We are a mature community accepting of all player types. |
Join us and witness the epic battles between the legendary Linuxsis and the evil Dabbing Villagers. Will Linuxsis save the day or will the Dabbing Villagers take over the server? Only you can decide!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the Disco Sheep and the Taco-Carrying Llamas. Who knows what other crazy creatures you’ll encounter on your journey?
So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs boring old Minecraft when you can be a part of the chaos on our server?
Join us for the chance to experience unexpected interactions, like getting kissed by a cowboy who’s into you but maybe not the best at expressing it. Who knows, you might even find yourself crying in your truck like our cowboy friend Keith.
So come on down to our server, where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Yeehaw!
Picture this: you’re the sole owner of a virtual pond, dealing with trespassers, ice-skaters, and a beaver infestation. But fear not, because on our server, you can take matters into your own hands and drain that pond like a boss.
Don’t let those HOA members bring you down – charge them $10K a year to keep the pond or fill it in and plant some native grass. Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and full of property disputes?
Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning if you’re truly a selfish asshole or just a savvy virtual landowner. Let the chaos begin!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. It’s a clucking good time!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. You won’t want to miss out on that, now would you?
So come join us and learn the skills that will make you a Minecraft master, because on our server, the crazier the better!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you can find the secret portal hidden deep within the Nether, you’ll be transported to a realm where you can challenge Satan himself to a game of parkour. Win, and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for eternity.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and the afterlife. And remember, in this world, all is fair in love and war – especially when it comes to battling demons and building your own hellish empire.
