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  • "Minecraft Server: Blocked in-laws!"

    "Minecraft Server: Blocked in-laws!"

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    🎉 Welcome to DergonFizzleCraft: The Server Where Reality Takes a Holiday! 🎉

    Ever wanted to wrestle with your deepest fears in pixelated form? Look no further! DergonFizzleCraft is a swirling vortex of chaos where time is an illusion and blocks have feelings! Here, the cows moo in binary and the creepers whisper sweet nothings into your ear. Let’s dive into the madness!

    💀 Server Features That Will Make You Question Life Itself 💀

    Feature Description
    Infinite Inventory of Sadness Your items can be lost for eternity under the cosmic quilt of despair. Pick wisely!
    Time Travel Mode Why play today when you can play yesterday? Or tomorrow? It’s a paradox!
    Teleportation to Random Dimensions One moment you’re mining, the next you’ll be swimming in a sea of spaghetti and meatballs. Good luck!
    Friendly Fire Pizza All players start with 3 pizzas. Too bad they explode, causing friendship loss!
    Invincible Ghasts They’re not actually invincible. They just believe they are. Don’t tell them the truth!
    Backwards Crafting Crafting is now a secret code! Only the truly insane can figure it out!

    🌪️ Player Reviews From the Abyss 🌪️

    “I saw the sun turn green and then the cows sang!”

    “My Minecraft cat is plotting against me; I need help!”

    “Why does the sky taste like bananas? Am I playing wrong?”

    “I dug too deep and found a dimension full of spaghetti monsters! 10/10!”

    🚨 A Friendly Warning 🚨

    If you hear the whispers of the Enderman beckoning, trust that the shadows are hungry for players who dare to dream. Embrace the madness, but fear the pie charts! They hold secrets that should never be unearthed! Play wisely… or don’t. What even is wise?

    We are not responsible for any existential crises or strange cravings for pizza and existential dread. Good luck!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NoMoreMinecraftAdvice

    NoMoreMinecraftAdvice

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    Are you tired of people telling you to “git gud” when all you want is to have a good time in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict no “git gud” policy, so you can relax and play at your own pace without any judgment.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Diamond Pig whisperer!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BabyDaddyDrama Minecraft Server

    BabyDaddyDrama Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of building epic castles and battling dragons! Join us and escape the real world where nosy sisters try to meddle in your virtual life.

    On our server, you can create a world where your daughter’s father is a legendary warrior who fights alongside you in epic quests. No child support drama here, just pure adventure and fun!

    So why join our server? Because here, you can build a family with your fellow players who understand the importance of boundaries and respecting each other’s virtual space. Plus, our server has unicorns. Yes, unicorns. Need we say more? Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

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  • CraftyMILShutUpLOL

    CraftyMILShutUpLOL

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will bring your family closer together? Look no further! Our server is designed to help siblings bond in the most epic way possible. Join now and watch as your stepson and son embark on a journey of friendship and adventure like never before!

    Our server features special quests and challenges specifically designed to encourage sibling interaction. From building epic fortresses together to battling fearsome monsters side by side, your stepson and son will become the ultimate dynamic duo in no time.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also offers virtual family therapy sessions to help mend any lingering misunderstandings and foster a stronger bond between siblings. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and witness the heartwarming tale of two brothers coming together in the most unexpected of ways. Trust us, it’s a story you won’t want to miss!

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  • GlitchNet

    GlitchNet

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    GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

    play.glitchnet.win

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  • NZ Server

    NZ Server

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    PT-BR | Survival | New Ores | Drinks | New Enchantments | Dungeons | RPG | PVP JAVA & BEDROCKJAVA: nztech.jogar.io BEDROCK: 190.115.198.5 Porta: 10053Come join a server with new weapons, ores, items and mobs! A world with a totally different generation and full of surprises!

    nztech.jogar.io

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  • Renderite

    Renderite

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    Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

    mc.renderite.xyz

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  • Project New Tomorrow

    Project New Tomorrow

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    WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

    mc.projectnewtomorrow.org

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  • Billionaire City

    Billionaire City

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    OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

    billionaire.city

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  • Germania

    Germania

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    Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

    51.83.236.62:25655

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  • ComfyMC

    ComfyMC

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    Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

    play.comfymc.net

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  • SoFurry Minecraft

    SoFurry Minecraft

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    SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

    173.214.175.34

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  • Spinalcraft

    Spinalcraft

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    Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

    mc.spinalcraft.com

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  • Keinett

    Keinett

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    Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

    mc.keinett.us

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