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| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 3062 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
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if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.
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