But wait, there’s more! They have this secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items in the game, like diamond-encrusted pickaxes and enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds guarded by a pack of ninja turtles. Like, I can’t even handle how insane this server is.
So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers, off-the-wall, wackadoodle Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke. They’ll straight up steal your diamonds and laugh in your face. It’s a jungle out there, but it’s totally worth it for the epic adventures and non-stop laughs. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads!
Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!
Join us if you want to witness children building haunted houses with secret passageways that lead to treasure chests filled with candy and creepers dressed up as clowns performing circus acts. You’ll never know what to expect next on our server, whether it’s a group of kids chanting in unison or a zombie pigman breakdancing in the town square.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that will make your skin crawl (in a good way), come join us and prepare to be spooked and entertained like never before!
Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon knows how to bust a move.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in under 5 minutes using only his bare hands. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot and a smile.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens armed with nothing but a spoon. And if you win, you get a pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with its fiery breath.
So come on, join us and let’s get weird with our bodies together in this wacky Minecraft adventure!
imagine sprinting through our pixelated world at lightning speed, leaving all your friends in the dust as you dominate every race. with our fine particulate matter, you’ll be breaking records left and right, making Usain Bolt look like a snail on a leisurely stroll.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become the fastest minecraft player in history. just don’t forget to wear your running shoes, because you’ll be zooming past everyone in no time.
| Current Version | 1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric |
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| Server Location | Germany |
| Render Distance | 10 |
| Simulation Distance | 10 |
| Game Mode | Hard |
| World Border | 12,5k x 12,5k |
| FireTick | On (usually) |
If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here and fill out an application.
The current season started back in the middle of August in ’24.
Unlike prior seasons, the map is not planned to be reset for a very long time.
New players are joining every week, and there is almost always someone online for you to play with.
The server has a shopping district centered around spawn for all your shopping needs, and it is steadily growing.
Players can join events or minigames being held throughout the year, or even host their own.
First of all, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds, like for realzies. And our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited cake and ice cream, because why not?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who will give you special powers like the ability to shoot rainbows out of your butt. And every full moon, we have a dance party with talking animals and disco balls made of glowstone.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in your entire life! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness, then maybe you will regret it. But who hates fun and happiness, am I right? Join now and let the madness begin!
But that’s not all – our barber shop is run by a team of zombie pigmen who have been trained in the latest hair styling techniques. Trust us, you’ve never seen a fade like the one they can give you.
So come join our server and get ready to slay both mobs and bad hair days!
ON DIS SERVER, U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT SPIDER QUEEN!
PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT AND THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A SOFTIE WHO JUST WANTS A HUG!
SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN U CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN?!
| Minecraft Server IP | pgmc.world (Alternative IP: 135.148.52.156) |
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| LiveMap | http://135.148.52.156:21083/ |
| Player and Server Stats | http://135.148.52.156:21133/ |
| Discord Invite | https://discord.gg/GuFbJGxBjn |
– Towny OR Survival: You can either join a town or wander off into the survival world and setup a home somewhere!
– Self-serve protection and anti-grief: You can use our friendly protection menu to fully setup your own protection without having to type any other commands!
– Custom mobs and bosses: Take on a new challenge with our unique mobs and 3 world bosses for you to kill.
– Keep items on death: You will no longer lose your items on death.
– Good Economy with player shops: Choose a job and earn money from doing tasks or earn money by setting up your own store!
– Chat Tags/Titles: Earn unique tags by reaching max level on jobs, killing bosses, and more!
– Immersive Skill system: Level up skills to gain extra powers and become #1 on the skills leaderboard.
– Very friendly community: Our community members come first and we will make sure everybody feels like they are part of it!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join a town or play in survival mode? | Yes, you can choose between joining a town or playing in the survival world. |
| Are there protections against griefing? | Yes, you can use the protection menu to setup your own protection and lock your doors and chests to prevent griefing. |
| Are there unique mobs and bosses in the server? | Yes, there are custom mobs and 3 world bosses for players to take on. |
| Do I keep my items on death? | Yes, you keep all your items on death. |
| Is there an economy system with player shops? | Yes, players can earn money from jobs and set up their own shops. |
| Can I earn chat tags and titles in the server? | Yes, there are over 100 different chat tags to be collected by reaching max levels on jobs, killing bosses, and participating in annual events. |
| Is there a skill system in the server? | Yes, players can level up skills to gain extra powers and compete on the skills leaderboard. |
| Is the server community friendly? | Yes, the server emphasizes a very friendly community where every member feels included. |
