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The Brown Person Minecraft SMP

bathroom activities, bathroom humor, bodily functions, BROWN, creativity, funny, gross, imagination, Minecraft, odd behavior, odd habits, person, poop humor, poop jokes, quirky behavior, scatological humor, smp, strange habits, strange thoughts, toilet activities, toilet humor, unusual thoughts, weird habits, weird thoughts

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3213
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can create your own little brown person and watch them go for a swim in the pool…of lava! That’s right, our pool is made of pure lava and only the bravest players can survive a dip in it.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you navigate your way through the maze and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the crazy antics that await you.

Crafty Chick Magnet Server

approach, chick, Communication, Confidence, Connection, courage, Crafty, DATING, Empathy, empowerment, initiative, Loneliness, magnet, personal growth, rejection, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, Server, Social Skills, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7144
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mines Excavated:	3226	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Alien Abductions:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	34
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate matchmaker! We have a secret love potion plugin that guarantees you’ll find your player 2 within minutes of joining. Just approach them in-game and watch the sparks fly! Who needs Tinder when you have our server?

But that’s not all! We also have a magical unicorn pet that will grant you three wishes upon taming. Want a diamond sword? Done. Want a castle made of gold blocks? Easy peasy. Want a date with a real-life celebrity? Well, we can’t promise that, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

Join our server today and say goodbye to loneliness and hello to love, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of craziness. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

LuckyCraft: Where Creepers Get Lucky and Players Get Luckier! Est. 1990

1990, 80s, classic, comedy, Coming of Age, CREEPERS, est, friendship, Getting Lucky, high school, John F. Goff, Lisa Jane Persky, long trail, LUCK, luckier.., Lucky, luckycraft, Misadventures, Nostalgia, Players, Rick Zieff, romance, Steven Cooke, teen movie, Terence H. Winkless

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	803
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Votes:	6315	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of mining for hours and finding nothing but coal and dirt? Well, on our server, you’ll have the best luck ever! We’ve got diamonds raining from the sky, emeralds growing on trees, and gold blocks popping up everywhere! It’s like hitting the jackpot every time you swing your pickaxe!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Lucky Llama, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the enchanted forest. Want a stack of enchanted golden apples? Done. A pet dragon to ride around on? You got it. How about a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks? Consider it done!

Join our server today and get ready for the luckiest Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs skill when you’ve got luck on your side?

GRIEFER MADNESS Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.20.4, Active Staff, Clans, community-driven, Custom Plugins, Discord, Donations, Economy, Events, Factions, Grief, Griefer Madness, Griefing, griefm.ru, Minecraft, Pirate, Private, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Russian, Russian server, Shops, Survival, top server, Voting, Without Launcher

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5097
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	New Chunks Explored:	905599
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Version: 1.16.5 – 1.20.4

IP: griefm.ru

WEBSITE: griefer-madness.ru

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EternalCraft: The Vanilla SMP Server Where You’ll Still Die to a Creeper

Achievements, active members, backups, Community, creeper, Custom Items, Die, Discord, Economy, EternalCraft, Events, Factions, Friendly, Grief Protection, Longevity, Minigames, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Server, Server Shop, smp, Vanilla, vanilla survival experience, Youll

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4496
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Buildings Constructed:	41
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
World	The world is permanent (no resets)
Active Members	Lots of active members

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is my progress safe on the server?

A: Yes, we have daily backups in place to ensure that your progress is safe.

Q: What is the focus of the server?

A: The server offers a vanilla survival experience for players to enjoy.

Q: How can I join the server’s Discord?

A: You can join our Discord server by clicking here.

CraftyFantasyVS – Where Granblue meets Minecraft!

2B-ANON, CraftyFantasyVS, dlc, EU tournament, F2P rotation, gbvsg, granblue, Granblue Fantasy VS, Latam, Match Replays., Meet-Up Events, meets, Minecraft, NA tournament, patch notes, PC lobby, regional pricing, Resources, Seox Battlepass, Steam page, Sunday May 5th, Twitter hashtags, Vane Character Guide, Website, Winning smile edition

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1069
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Animals Bred:	163	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Mines Excavated:	4276	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you ready to flex your winning smile on the most epic Minecraft server ever? Join us for the NA tournament this Sunday, where DJEETA and other Ferry Anons battle it out for glory! And guess what? Seox Battlepass is out, so you can level up your skills and show off your Vane Character Guide expertise. But wait, there’s more! We have crazy meet-up events in our (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby, where players from all regions can come together and dominate the competition. Plus, we have Beatrix coming in late May, so get ready for some epic new DLC action. And don’t forget about our F2P rotation this week featuring Gran, Ladiva, Vaseraga, and Soriz – it’s gonna be a wild ride! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Bizarre Adventures

Adventure, Adventures, Alternative, Anime, biden, BIZARRE, blocky, Campaign, Characters, comparison, election, fictional, Funny Valentine, Government, humor, jojo’s bizarre adventure, leadership, Manga, opinion, Politics, president, satire

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5607
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and experience a world where Funny Valentine is not only the president, but also the ruler of all things blocky and pixelated.

Picture this: instead of building boring old houses, you can construct giant monuments dedicated to Funny Valentine himself. Want to ride a llama into battle? Well, on our server, llamas are equipped with laser beams and can fly through the sky like majestic unicorns.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the Biden Creeper. This explosive creature has the power to turn anything it touches into a cornfield. Don’t worry, though, because our fearless leader Funny Valentine is always there to save the day with his stand, Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding Biden Creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Project AZOTH VS Hypixel

Adventure, Beta, community project, Custom Features, custom npcs, Economy, Exploration, FANTASY, Growing, Gyms, Immersive, interconnected world, MCMMO, Mini Games, mmo, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Pokemon series, PvE, role playing, Roleplay, Shadow Pokemon, Unique, virtual reality

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9057
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Hypixel	Project AZOTH
– Large player base	– Unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokemon series games
– Variety of minigames	– No Pay-2-Win practices
– Well-known and established server	– Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map
– Regular updates and events	– Interconnected world with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta
– Lootboxes and microtransactions	– Shadow Pokemon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum

FAQ

Question	Answer
Which server has a larger player base?	Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Project AZOTH.
Which server offers unique Pixelmon MMO?	Project AZOTH offers a unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokemon series games.
Which server follows a no Pay-2-Win policy?	Project AZOTH does not have any Pay-2-Win practices, unlike Hypixel.
Which server has a fully-featured Pixelmon Adventure Map?	Project AZOTH has a fully-featured Pixelmon Adventure Map.
Which server offers a Shadow Pokemon storyline?	Project AZOTH features a Shadow Pokemon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum.

Blocky Twitch Streams

Affiliate, anxiety, bill, blocky, covid lockdowns, Effort, Followers, Friends, income, MONEY, Positive, Productive, semi-passive income, Streamer, streaming, STREAMS, Struggle, twitch, Twitch Name, Viewers, worry

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Secret Passages Found:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what you’ll encounter next. Our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted saddle. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft superstar with a loyal following of chickens cheering you on!

Anon’s Epic Fail Adventure: Minecraft Madness

#venting, Adventure, afraid, Anon, Anons, anxiety, bad day, Challenges, coping, emotions, Epic, Fail, fear, Frustration, just one, madness, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, overwhelmed, resilience, self-care, stress, Struggling, Support, those days

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	712
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8723	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond llama hidden deep within our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want a pet dragon? Done. A mansion made entirely of cake? Consider it built. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for, anon? Come join us on our server and let the madness begin. Just be sure to watch out for the ninja sheep lurking in the shadows… they’re known for their deadly karate chops.

CubeCadia: Where Minecraft dreams come true except for when you fall into a pit of creepers

CREEPERS, CubeCadia, dreams, Fall, Minecraft, Pit, True, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7978
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Server Overview

IP	play.cubecadia.net
Bedrock Port	19132
Version	1.19 – 1.20.5

Features Offered

Dungeons	This includes a storyline, custom items, and custom mobs / bosses to fight!
Player Warps / Shops	Make your own shopping district or your own warp!
Custom Items	We offer over 200+ custom SMP enhancing items!
Custom Fishing	Level up your fishing and compete in tournaments
Custom Farming	Gain special crops to grow in growth stations and level up your farms!
Custom Mining	Mining gives rewards like special gems, artifacts, and other luxurious items
Rewards	Many reward systems such as daily, streak, and playtime rewards!
Daily Bosses	We have daily bosses that spawn for you to kill and get rewards!
Quests	We have daily quests, challenge quests, special quests, and even holiday quests!
Jobs	Earn money from everyday tasks! Also progress job skill trees to unlock special loot
Cross Play	You can play our server on PC, Pocket Edition, Xbox, Switch, or even PlayStation!

Links

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giivGl3huoo
Discord: https://discord.gg/cubecadia

FAQ

What version does the server support?

The server supports version 1.19 – 1.20.5.

What unique features does the server offer?

Some of the unique features include dungeons with custom items and mobs, player warps/shops, over 200 custom items, custom fishing and farming, custom mining with special rewards, daily bosses, quests, jobs, and cross-play compatibility.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP address play.cubecadia.net and Bedrock Port 19132.