Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!
But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!
Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
But that’s not all! Have you ever wanted to fly in survival mode? Well, on our server, we have a special potion that gives you the ability to sprout wings and soar through the skies like a majestic Minecraft eagle. And don’t worry about falling to your death – our resident healer, Dr. Enderman, is always on standby to teleport you back to safety.
And if you’re tired of building the same old boring houses, fear not! Our server has a special building contest every week where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, once you see the amazing creations our players come up with, you’ll be inspired to build the Minecraft version of the Taj Mahal.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Main Guideline | To leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible for a public server |
| Plugins | GriefPrevention, sleep voting plugin, player item shops for trading |
| Ranks | New and Player, no benefits |
| Rules | Be reasonable and don’t be a dick |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is this server for players 18 and older? | Yes, this server is for players 18 and older. Please be 18 or older. |
| Is there a world reset? | No, the world will never reset. |
| Are there warps or TPA commands? | No, there are no warps, TPA, or sethome commands. |
| Can players trade items? | Yes, players can trade via signs, but there are no adminshops. |
| Are there any donation perks? | No, there are no donation perks or advantages for real money. |
Join our server and experience the thrill of never-ending adventures and quests that will keep you coming back for more. From battling evil mobs to building epic structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. Will you be brave enough to uncover its mysteries?
So why settle for reruns when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness? Don’t be a one and done player, join us and be part of the ultimate gaming experience!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of players in sexy kemonomimi skins appear out of nowhere and challenge you to an erotic roleplay battle. Will you accept the challenge and show off your unique kemonomimi sexual attribute? The possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! Our server features a webchat for all your textual roleplaying needs, group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, and a community pastebin for all the juicy gossip and drama. And don’t forget about our live status tracker, because you never know when a spontaneous roleplay session might break out.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let your inner freak flag fly high. Who knows, you might just find your perfect roleplay partner with similar interests and fetishes. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your inhibitions at the door. See you in the world of blocky debauchery!
Forget about sharing your gift ideas with a narcissistic mom who just wants to save time and money – on our server, your gifts will always be appreciated and cherished. No more worrying about someone else piggybacking off your thoughtful gestures!
Join us now and experience the joy of giving gifts without any unwanted interference. Who knew that Minecraft could teach you so much about the art of gift giving? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to show your loved ones how much you care, one block at a time.
Join our server and experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama hidden deep within our virtual world?
But the real reason you should join our server? The chance to ride a flying pig while wearing a suit made entirely of TNT. Trust us, it’s a blast! So come on over and join the madness – just make sure you bring your sense of humor (and maybe a spare pair of diamond armor).