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| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 9329 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 5541 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 5357 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally hop on this wild ride. First of all, our server is run by a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles, like, how cool is that? And get this, our spawn point is a giant floating pineapple in the sky because why not, am I right?
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens and disco balls, and our currency is actually just stacks of emerald blocks because diamonds are so last season. Plus, every full moon, a herd of flying pigs descends upon the server to grant wishes to all the players. It’s like a magical bacon-filled dream come true.
So, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a herd of sheep on caffeine, come join us and let’s build some wacky creations together. And hey, maybe your pet will find a new obsession with something even weirder than a floating pineapple. Who knows, the possibilities are endless in this bonkers server!
