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MineCraze Server: “Sick from mining too much!”

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Well, forget calling out of work for a boring reason like being sick or having a family emergency. Join our Minecraft server and call out of work because you got lost in a virtual jungle and can’t find your way back to your computer! Or maybe you’re too busy building a giant statue of a chicken that’s attacking a village of pigs. Who knows what wacky adventures await you on our server! So come join us and make up the most outrageous excuses for calling out of work – your boss won’t know what hit them!

Master’s Demise Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1599
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can witness the epic battle between players and the evil Master who wants to drown everyone in their own blood! Join us if you dare and help save the world from burning to the ground! Don’t miss out on the chaos and mayhem that awaits you on our server!

Ahhh yes Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5289
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Yes, you heard that right. The creepers were wearing glowsticks and busting out some sick moves to dubstep music. It was a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical floating island where pigs fly and cows do backflips. Don’t believe me? Join and see it for yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me tell you about the legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a player who defeated a dragon with just a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it that the sword has the power to make you invincible in PvP battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way!

Build Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take ESG implementation to a whole new level! We’ve got buildings in Germany that will blow your mind – just ask our resident expert who is responsible for it all. And don’t worry, we welcome all types of players, even you “retarded chuds/incels/fags” – everyone is welcome here! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down on our server!

The SMP Minecraft Blacked Fur General

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5891
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Runes Activated:	7

Welcome to Snowpuppies Edition, where you can escape from the chaos of post-niggers raping your furry waifus and instead talk about how Big Black Cock is superior in every way! Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and questionable memes.

Our Booru is filled with the most outrageous and NSFW content you can imagine, so prepare yourself for a wild ride. From giant chickens wearing top hats to cats riding unicorns, there’s never a dull moment on Snowpuppies Edition.

In our previous thread, players shared stories of building giant monuments to their favorite anime characters, hosting epic dance parties in the virtual world, and even creating a secret society dedicated to worshipping a block of cheese. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and let your creativity run wild.

So why wait? Join Snowpuppies Edition today and experience the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd – you’re in for a wild ride!

Limbus Company General Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1467
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Welcome to the most mind-bending, reality-twisting Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Join us for Season 5 – Oblivion, where you’ll encounter Mirror Dungeons that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Ever wanted to ride a Refraction Railway Line that takes you on a wild journey through a Masquerade or a Merry Go Round? Well, now’s your chance on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Coming up is the 5th Walpurgisnacht event where you’ll be dodging bullets left and right. And don’t miss out on our Extractions, where you can target and extract characters like the legendary Don Quixote and Yi Sang.

This server is not for the faint of heart, as it’s directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games. Expect spoilers, twists, and turns at every corner. Make sure to download the game and join us for some mind-bending fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure where reality is just a suggestion and the only limit is your imagination. See you in the game, if you dare!

KWA BOT Y – The Minecraft SMP Guy

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	171	Dragon Scales Harvested:	117
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5714
Star Shards Collected:	127	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ores Mined:	3821	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of real life drama and just want to escape into a world of blocky fun? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real life troubles.

Need a break from all the chaos in your life? Join our server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore with a community of like-minded players who are just as wacky as you are. Who needs friends in real life when you can have virtual friends who will always have your back, even when your cat is dying of kidney disease and your pen explodes in your new house?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin. Who knows, you might even forget about buying that rope off Amazon and instead focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1698
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8656
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	45

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig while battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? No problem, our server has diamond rainstorms every hour!

But wait, there’s more! How about going on a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots out bacon bits at your enemies? Or maybe you’d prefer to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of zombie villagers?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

Lost 300 Bongs Minecraft SMP U-17 World

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1240
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6526	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

So, you’re probably wondering why you should join our Minecraft SMP, right? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and discovered a secret underground village filled with talking cows who only spoke in puns. They were so entertained by the moo-tastic jokes that they couldn’t stop laughing for days! And that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you rare items for belly rubs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy. Imagine building a house out of gummy bears and marshmallows!

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a weekly talent show where players compete to see who can build the most ridiculous structure? Last week, someone built a giant toilet that actually flushed! It was both impressive and slightly disturbing.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you entertained for hours on end and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and let the craziness begin!

Wacky Racers Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3794
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	148
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Ores Mined:	6778	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old races and competitions? Well, come join us where we have Wacky Racers at home! Our races are not your average run-of-the-mill competitions. We have pigs riding minecarts, chickens on jetpacks, and even villagers on rocket-powered scooters! Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who go around stealing blocks from unsuspecting builders. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their reign of blocky terror? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Just watch out for the DJ zombie, he’s been known to drop some killer beats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!