Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Block of Healing, rumored to have the power to cure any ailment, no matter how strange. But beware, the path is treacherous and filled with mobs that are not afraid to give you a virtual sneeze!
So put on your armor, grab your pickaxe, and come join us on this wild adventure. Who knows, you might just find the cure to your mystery disease and become the hero of the Minecraft world!
| Land claiming: | Protect your builds from griefing with our easy-to-use land claim system. |
| Warps: | Travel quickly between player communities, shops, and events. |
| Voting rewards: | Earn ranks and exclusive items with your votes! |
| RTP (Random Teleport): | Explore new areas of the world with just one command. |
| Dynmap: | Explore the world with our dynamic map. |
| Marketplaces: | Buy and sell in-game items using in-game currency. |
| Daily login rewards: | Claim daily bonuses and rewards with /daily command. |
| Unique item sets: | Enhance your gameplay with special item sets. |
| Fast tree cutting: | Use stone axes or better to cut trees quickly. |
| Trade shop: | Purchase items you need using /shop command. |
| Spawner collection: | Collect spawners and customize them with mob eggs. |
| Auto chest sorting: | Keep your inventory neat with automatic chest sorting. |
No Pay-to-Win: We use diamonds as the primary currency, ensuring a fair and balanced economy.
Join us and enjoy your time on Modern Vanilla!
Server IP:
Java: modern-vanilla.com
Bedrock: modern-vanilla.com : 19132
Discord:
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building a spaceship in Avorion, besieging your enemies in Besiege, or surviving in the depths of space in Empyrion – Galactic Survival. And that’s just the beginning!
Ever wanted to pilot a robot in Robocraft, or construct a factory in Factorio? Well, you can do all that and more on our server. We even have programming puzzles for those who want to test their skills in Nandgame or Zachtronics games.
But wait, there’s more! We have outrageous stories and crazy adventures waiting for you on this server. From fighting off alien invasions to building a Dyson Sphere around a sun, the possibilities are endless.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your creativity run wild in the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and lead us all to victory!
Imagine this: your ex-wife shows up demanding you get rid of your beloved cats just to see your kids. But wait, there’s more! Stand your ground and tell her to GTFO, all while your new wife stands by your side ready to throw down.
But that’s not all! Witness the drama unfold as your mom calls you the AH for protecting your son from toxic siblings. Who needs family counseling when you can just play Minecraft instead?
Join our server now for a wild ride of family feuds, cat lovers, and epic clapbacks. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at its finest?
Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of unexpected twists and turns, just like this relationship rollercoaster. Will you be accused of stealing someone’s diamonds or betraying your fellow players? The possibilities are endless!
And don’t worry about losing interest or energy in reassuring others – on our server, the only thing you need to focus on is having a blast and enjoying the chaos. So come on in and see what kind of outrageous adventures await you!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players battle it out in insult rap battles to see who can come up with the most ridiculous insults on the spot. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can insult you in six different languages. Some say if you can withstand his insults without crying, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Just remember to bring your thickest skin and your best insults, because things are about to get wild!
Join us if you wanna build and survive in the most insane setting ever. We got exploding TNT everywhere, crazy Russian mobs running around, and even a secret underwater base where you can find hidden treasures. Trust me, you won’t find a more wild server anywhere else. So come on board and let’s sail into the sunset together!
why join, you ask? well, because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while simultaneously conducting groundbreaking research on neurodegenerative diseases?
plus, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level of our server, you will gain superhuman powers and be able to cure Parkinson’s with just a flick of your diamond sword. so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer Parkinson’s one block at a time!