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MineCraftyCompliments

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old compliments like “you’re smart” or “you’re funny”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll receive the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard! Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle and someone tells you that your block placement skills are so on point, they should be studied by NASA for their next space mission. That’s the kind of praise you can expect on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wacky compliments and absurd accolades. Who knows, you might even be dubbed the King or Queen of Blocksville by the end of the day!

CompliMentor Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3528
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Crops Grown:	3164
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Farms Harvested:	713
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further, because our SMP is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us if you want to experience a server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties when you defeat them. Our community is filled with players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves, but in a good way!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground lair where the rarest of rare blocks can be found. And if you manage to find them, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CompliMentally SMP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9450
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	431	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where the weirdest compliment you’ll get is “Your pickaxe skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a pickaxe wizard or something?”

Our server is filled with crazy characters and even crazier builds. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle against an army of creepers. And guess what? The chicken won. True story.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server now and get ready to be complimented in the most bizarre ways possible. Who knows, you might even become the next pickaxe wizard!

CompliMinecraft: “Your pixelated block placement skills are out of this world!”

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3694
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest and wildest place to be! Join us for a chance to receive compliments like “your pixelated pickaxe skills are out of this world” or “your block-placing abilities are straight up legendary”.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Compliment Creeper, a mob that roams the land showering players with the most bizarre and hilarious compliments you’ve ever heard. Rumor has it that one player was once told they had the most enchanting inventory organization skills in all the land, and another was praised for their impeccable cow-herding techniques.

So if you’re ready to experience a whole new level of compliments and have a laugh along the way, join our server today and prepare to be complimented like never before!

WeirdoCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1919
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle, building houses out of giant mushrooms, and taming creepers as your loyal pets.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay diamond eggs and shoot laser beams from its eyes. If you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with untold riches and the admiration of all the other players.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even receive the weirdest compliment of all time – like how your pickaxe perfectly matches your shoes or how your crafting skills are so impressive they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Villages Defended:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “good job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride of wacky compliments that will leave you scratching your head and laughing out loud.

Picture this: you’re building a giant statue of a potato when suddenly, someone logs on and shouts “Your potato looks so realistic, I almost tried to eat it!” Or how about the time someone complimented your dirt house by saying “I love how you really captured the essence of dirt in your build”?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just receive the most bizarre compliment of all time, like “Your house is so ugly, it’s actually kind of impressive” or “I’ve never seen someone use so much pink wool in one build, congratulations on breaking the record!”

So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind experience filled with hilarious compliments that will have you coming back for more. Who knows, you might even get a compliment that’s so outlandish, you’ll be telling your friends about it for weeks to come!

Loaded by the Stairs Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4439
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3775	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of unreliable companions in Minecraft? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you! Our virtual girlfriend will always be there for you, waiting patiently by the stairs. She won’t walk out on you, eat your food, or even say a word – she’s the perfect partner! And the best part? She’s always ready to poke, no complaints, just pure dedication. Join our server now and experience the joy of having a virtual girlfriend who will never run off with another player or spout off about something woke. Trust us, she’s the best companion you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Bimbo Fur Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6025
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Star Shards Collected:	105	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Welcome to Cop Bimbos 2.0 Edition, where the only law is looking fabulous while fighting crime! Join us on this wild Minecraft SMP where you can experience the Bimbo Effect in an Atompunk setting.

Ever wanted to marry a bimbo? Well, we have a guide for that! And don’t forget about our Collared Rookie, Cyberpunk bimbo story, and the legendary Bovine Sugar Mama.

Drawfriends are welcome, because female bimbos are the best and futa bimbos are totally OK! So come on and join us for a crazy adventure filled with bimbos, crime-fighting, and lots of laughs. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a bimbo cop along the way!

Japan Is Better Than Europe Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9595
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where history, language, and culture collide in the most epic way possible! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of ninja warriors from ancient Japan stumbled upon our server and decided to make it their new home. They brought with them their ninja skills, samurai swords, and a whole lot of sushi. Now, our server is filled with secret ninja hideouts, epic battles, and the occasional ninja dance party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical language school where you can learn to speak Japanese like a pro. Want to impress your friends with your newfound language skills? Join our server and start chatting in Japanese like a boss.

And last but not least, our server is a melting pot of different cultures from around the world. You’ll meet players from all walks of life, from Viking warriors to Egyptian pharaohs to alien astronauts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have when you join our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there. Trust us, Japan is better on our server!

/s p/ literally on SUICIDE WATCH Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2030
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Towns Built:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Our players are so competitive and ruthless that the /sp/ board on 4chan is literally on suicide watch because of the intense drama and backstabbing that goes on here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly watching your back, never knowing who will betray you next. Our players have been known to build secret underground bases filled with traps, just waiting to lure in unsuspecting victims.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have epic build battles, where players compete to create the most outrageous and creative structures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of justice, rumored to grant its wielder invincibility in battle.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to survive at all costs. Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you!

Pixel Peen Palace Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6569
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where if a player sees your character’s pixelated private parts, they get a special surprise! That’s right, we call it the “Peek-a-Boo” bonus and it’s guaranteed to make your gaming experience unforgettable. So come join us for some hilarious and unexpected encounters, you never know who might catch a glimpse of your blocky bits next!

No Nut November Minecraft SMP Bitcoin 81k Day 2

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2642
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Zombie Dances:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! On day 2, we had a player who managed to tame a creeper and ride it like a majestic steed through the land. Who else is going strong? Only the bravest and most daring players on our server, that’s who! Join us if you dare, but be warned – the adventures here are not for the faint of heart.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Void Armor Forged:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Blocky Ballz Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1027
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Animals Bred:	192	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing twisted more than our parkour courses is my testiculars! That’s right, I’m currently experiencing a torsion down there, but that won’t stop me from mining and crafting with all you crazy players.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.

But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.

So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.

Best Seasons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1315
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Enchantments Applied:	214	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	5575

Oh honey, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo, where the chickens have formed their own secret society and plot against the players, and where the villagers have all become professional dancers.

Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on giant squids, participate in llama races across the desert, and hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep.

And don’t even get me started on the best seasons! Season 3 was all about the Great Potato War, where players fought tooth and nail to control the potato market and become the spud king. Season 7 saw the rise of the Chicken Mafia, led by a rogue chicken named Cluck Norris who demanded tribute in the form of golden carrots.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Awkward Gamer Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3902
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ores Mined:	9748	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4619
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of being a Minecraft incel, watching all the hot players on the server getting it on while you’re left in the virtual dust? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can join in on all the sexy shenanigans!

We have a special potion that turns you into a Minecraft Chad, guaranteeing you’ll never be left out of the fun again. With our exclusive “Cuckoo for Coom Coom” event, you’ll be cooooooooming in no time!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to incel life forever. It’s time to get your virtual groove on and become the ultimate Minecraft player!