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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 1660 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 20385 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more. We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with creepers that have been trained to not explode. It’s wild, man.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses? Yeah, it’s our mascot. And every full moon, it comes to life and does a little dance. It’s the craziest thing you’ll ever see, I promise.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a cult, but with more llamas.