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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 2874 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1402 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 26 |
But wait, there’s more. We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with creepers that have been trained to not explode. It’s wild, man.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses? Yeah, it’s our mascot. And every full moon, it comes to life and does a little dance. It’s the craziest thing you’ll ever see, I promise.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a cult, but with more llamas.