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CraftySMP – “Can someone explain their business strategy to me? They spend diamonds like it’s going out of style!”

Business, business analysis, business decision-making, business development, business failure, Business growth, business performance, business strategy, Business Success, company acquisition, company investment, corporate investment, corporate strategy, CraftySMP, diamonds, EXPLAIN, financial decision, financial strategy, industry analysis, investment strategy, Market expansion, spend, strategic planning, strategy, studio acquisition, studio purchase, Style

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where our business strategy is as chaotic as our creeper explosions! We spent a ridiculous amount of diamonds to buy up all the neighboring studios, thinking it would give us the ultimate power in the land. But instead, it just led to more drama, more pranks, and more hilarious mishaps. Join us if you want to be a part of the most dysfunctional, yet entertaining, SMP out there. Who needs a solid business plan when you have a group of players who can’t even agree on what color to make their sheep farm? Come join the madness and see where our questionable decisions take us next!

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SisNotFave Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, close friends, college, Communication, Conversation, decision, family, favoritism, Inheritance, Maturity, Minecraft, MONEY, relationships, scholarship, selfish, Server, Shallow, Siblings, SisNotFave, Trauma, Trust, unexpected, Will

Are you tired of family drama and friends calling you selfish? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world craziness! Build your own fortune and make your own rules in our virtual world.
On our server, you can create your own will and leave your virtual riches to whoever you want – even if it’s your pet pig or favorite block. No judgment here!

Forget about real-life conflicts and enjoy the freedom to do whatever you want. Plus, we have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the game that only the truest of gamers can find.

Join now and leave all the drama behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only thing that matters is having fun and building epic creations!

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PreggoSecretsCraft

anxiety, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Breakup, chemical pregnancy, Closure, Communication, compassion, dark time, Decision making, Emotional support, ENTITLEMENT, healing, moving on, PreggoSecretsCraft, Pregnancy, relationship, Respect, self-care, Support, Understanding

Are you tired of dealing with toxic relationships in real life? Come join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds! Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter what you’re going through in your personal life.
Join us and escape the real world drama like a pro player! Our server is filled with friendly players who will support you through anything, whether it’s building a castle or dealing with a breakup. Plus, we have a strict no-tolerance policy for meanies, so you can game in peace without worrying about toxic behavior.

Forget about your ex drama and join our server today! Who needs a boyfriend when you have a whole community of Minecraft friends to build with? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with relationship drama. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the healing begin!

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KiwiCraft OlySpy LOL

breach of trust, Canada, Competitive advantage, diplomatic incident, Drone Spying, Espionage, ethical concerns, foreign relations, international relations, investigation, KiwiCraft, lol, national security, new zealand, Olympic practices, OlySpy, privacy violation, security breach, sports training, Sportsmanship, Surveillance, technology misuse, unauthorized surveillance

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN CANADA WANTS TO SPY ON US LIKE WE’RE OLYMPIC ATHLETES! TWICE, Y’ALL! THEY CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF OUR EPIC BUILDING SKILLS AND PVP STRATEGIES. JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE DRAMA! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL CATCH A GLIMPSE OF A DRONE FLYING OVERHEAD, JUST TRYING TO STEAL OUR SECRETS. HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE WE BECOME TOO FAMOUS FOR OUR OWN GOOD!

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PeeShyCraft

bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bladder control, bladder dysfunction, female health, paruresis, pee shyness, PeeShyCraft, privacy concerns, psychological barriers, public restrooms, restroom anxiety, shy bladder, social anxiety, toilet anxiety, toilet phobia, toilet phobia in women, urinary hesitancy, urinary issues, urinary retention, Women’s Health

join our epic minecraft server and pee next to as many people as you want! no more shy bladder, just pure unadulterated pee fun! our server is filled with toilets and urinals for all your peeing needs.
imagine the thrill of sneaking up on someone mid-pee and scaring the pee right out of them! or challenge your friends to a pee-off and see who can pee the longest.

but that’s not all! we also have a pee-themed parkour course where you have to jump from toilet to toilet without falling into the pee-filled water below.

so come on down to our server and let the pee games begin! who knew peeing in minecraft could be so much fun?

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PixelatedSeculars

activism, America, BELIEF, belief system, Divergence, empirical evidence, evidence based, Identification, Liberals, nonreligiosity, nonreligious, PixelatedSeculars, political force, political ideology, Principles, rational thought, rationality, religious affiliation, secularism, Secularists, Unique

Yo, bruh, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like for realz. We got secularists running the show, man. They ain’t just nonreligious, they all about that evidence-based, rational thinkin’. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay, where you gotta use your brain and stuff.
Imagine building a giant statue of Charles Darwin or creating a pixel art representation of the scientific method. We even have a secret underground lab where you can conduct experiments on creepers and zombies.

And get this, every Sunday we have a virtual debate club where you can argue about the existence of Herobrine or whether redstone is the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and let’s get our secularism on in Minecraft!

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EmrysSMP

1.20.4, 8 ball pool, Casino, Community, Economy, EmrysCoins, EmrysSMP, Land claiming, Mini Games, Minigames, Paper, Personal Vault, proximity chat, roulette, Shear bees, Shear chickens, Shear cows, Shear horses, Shear pigs, Slots, Survival, Vanilla

We’re excited to welcome you into a chilled but vibrant community on the EmrysSMP!

We run on 1.20.4, on Paper.

Vanilla+ Mainly vanilla gameplay in the Overworld and Nether. Land claiming, to protect against grief against your builds. Earn EmrysCoins from mining blocks and killing hostile mobs! Shear pigs for porkchops, cows for beef, chickens for chicken, horses for leather, and bees for honeycomb. Access a Personal Vault anytime for storage on the go. More easter eggs to find (we don’t want to spoil the fun by listing everything here). Proximity chat!

Minigames Casino with Roulette and Slots to have fun with your EmrysCoins (NB: no real-money bets permitted), 8-Ball Pool, Chess, Connect 4, MineSweeper, Sudoku, Parkour (coming soon), and so many more!

Community We’re an inclusive, LGBTQIA+ led community. We allow a high level of banter, but are vigilant about player safety and mental health.

Join the fun Head to our discord at https://discord.emrys.tv to receive join instructions, or find the EmrysSMP modpack on CurseForge/Modrinth!

emryssmp.bkmc.au:25562

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CraftMineBe Minecraft server

Achievements, Active, Adventure, building, comfortable, Community, Cooperative, CraftMineBe, Exploration, Fun, inventory saving, minecraft pe, minecraft server, multiplayer, Players, server link, Social, Survival, TG channel

Server for comfortable survival with other players, here you can play with inventory saving and get achievements (server for Minecraft PE). Link to the server tg channel: https://t.me/+SDWkEz9FEUpkZmEy
panda.de.freemcserver.net:25783

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BedRock & Java server 1.21 – 1.20 USA Join Now

advertising, bedrock, Cheats, Claim Land, Community, Discord, Economy, Friendly, Griefing, java, join now, Minecraft, No Phantoms, Plugins, PvP, Respect, rules, Server, Shop, Skyblock, Survival, Usa

Welcome to MoreFun- USA 1.20 – 1.21 Java
Since 2020, MoreFun has focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay though we have a few lightweight plugins to make playing with friends easy, such as with basic teleport commands and /sethome. Our kind community sets us apart and we are super welcoming to new players! We do have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join.Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! §bNo Server Resets, Online Map, Discord, PVP, §r §aEconomy, Shop, Claim land, Survival, No Phantoms, (apexmc.co)Join our Discord to participate with the community: Discord

Rules:1. No cheats2. No griefing3. Respect fellow players4. No spam or advertisement5. No sensitive content6. No Cheating Money7. No excessive swearing/offensive language8. No Mods9. No toxic players10. No AdvertisingFor more detail on our rules type /rules

morefun.apexmc.co

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Seraph’s Wild and Mild Server – Where even creepers have feelings!

15/16, application, Community, Contests, CREEPERS, Discord, dreams, Events, feelings, FRIENDSHIPS, hermitcraft, Honesty, Integrity, Logout, Mature, Memories, Mild, Nether, Relaxed, Secure, Semi Vanilla, Seraphs, Server, Wild, world

Seraph’s Wild <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/swag-city/">Server</a>

Seraph’s Wild Server Overview

Key Features
Just Chill
Events/Contests
A Commitment to Vanilla
Trust-Based Community
Made for Mature Players

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Why should I join Seraph’s Wild?	This server offers a mature, relaxed space for Minecraft players who enjoy a vanilla experience and a trust-based community. Events, contests, and a commitment to preserving the integrity of vanilla Minecraft make it a great place to unwind and have fun.
How can I join the server?	You can join by sending a message on Discord to jaylowa and submitting an application in the #-whitelist-app channel. For any questions, reach out to jaylowa on Discord.