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| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 4030 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 391 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
Have you ever told someone you were a Minecraft pro when in reality you can’t even craft a wooden pickaxe without looking it up on Google? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, lying about your Minecraft skills is not only encouraged, it’s practically a requirement!
Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the biggest lie you’ve ever told will seem like child’s play compared to the shenanigans we get up to. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of talking pigs who have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie villagers?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the lies and laughter begin! Just remember, if anyone asks if you’re a Minecraft pro, the correct answer is always “yes, absolutely, 100% pro.”
