but like, forget all that drama cuz u should totally join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our diamonds are made of chocolate and our creepers give out free hugs.
we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s super top secret.
so come join us and let’s build the craziest, most epic world together. and who knows, maybe we’ll even find the ender dragon and ride it into battle against the evil villagers. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.
we have crazy matches like lava pit deathmatch, diamond sword showdown, and creeper cage match.
but wait, there’s more! we also have special events like the annual ender dragon rumble, where players team up to take down the mighty beast and claim the title of champion.
so if you’re looking for a server where violence is not only accepted, but encouraged, then Processional Wrestling is the place for you. join now and let the battle begin!
our server is so lit, even the tropical glaciers are like “wow, this place is cooler than us!” we have treasure hunts where u can find diamond blocks, secret caves filled with rare loot, and a giant lava pit for all your parkour needs.
plus, our community is the best around. we have players from all over the world, from penguins in antarctica to aliens on mars. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and see why our server is the talk of the town!
| Server Name | Ordinary SMP |
|---|---|
| Features | Vanilla Whitelisted SMP, Simple Voicechat, Active community |
| Player Base | Diverse player base from all around the world |
| Joining | Join us on Discord |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, it is a Vanilla Whitelisted SMP without any cheating or mods. |
| How can I join the server? | You can join us by visiting our Discord server and following the instructions provided. |
| Is there a voicechat feature? | Yes, we have Simple Voicechat for players to communicate in the SMP. |
| How old is the server? | The SMP is 1 month old and still active with more than 200 members on our Discord server. |
Join our server and embark on epic quests with your new virtual boo. Build a castle together, go on romantic mining dates, and even have virtual Minecraft weddings! Plus, rumor has it that if you find your in-game girlfriend, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and find your blocky bae today! Who knew that love could be just a /tp away?
Reason #1: The zombies are actually pretty chill. They’ve formed their own little society and are always down for a game of Minecraft tag. Plus, they make great neighbors (as long as you don’t mind the occasional brain-eating).
Reason #2: The creepers have started a dance troupe. That’s right, these explosive little guys have traded in their destructive tendencies for some sick dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper break it down to some dubstep.
Reason #3: The Ender Dragon is now the world’s greatest DJ. Forget about fighting this formidable foe, now you can catch them spinning sick beats at the Enderman rave every Saturday night. Just make sure to bring your own ender pearls for the VIP section.
So come join us in our post-apocalyptic Minecraft SMP, where the end of the world is just the beginning of the fun!
Need a break from your own family drama? Come hang out with us and build your dream world where you never have to argue about who’s cleaning the bathroom or who’s taking mom to work.
And hey, if you need a break from all the chaos, you can always take a break to braid some virtual hair in-game. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn some virtual money for your braiding skills!
So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama at the door. We promise it’ll be a braid-tastic time!
