Serenity Network
Our server – Serenity, is a cool cracked server in Asia. It’s in Singapore, so no lag for you!
We love Skyblock the most, but more fun stuff coming soon!
[Skyblock]
Come to a world of dreams and blocks. Every block has a story waiting for you.
Find hidden tales in time, waiting for you to explore.
Get ready for quests and rule the skies with your skills!
play.serenitypvp.net
Did you know that this is the greatest server in the multiverse? Or is it the worst? But what is “worst” anyway when you’re hurtling towards oblivion in a blocky Eden? You NEED to experience the endless chasms of joy mixed with sorrow as you build a castle of bananas in the sky with an army of sentient cows. If you don’t join, I can assure you that you will be haunted by the shadows of your choice! So, come join, and question your very existence while you stare into the depth of the Woolen Void!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Endless Lava School | Learn to swim in molten rock! Only 739% fatal! |
| Time-Travelling Creepers | Creepers from the year 2050 explode on your past self! |
| Ninja Slimes | They’ll steal your diamonds & your sanity while you sleep! |
| Cursed Healing Potions | Heals you but turns you into a chair for 3 Minecraft days! |
| Reverse Nether Portals | Travel to dimensions that don’t exist yet! But they will! |
Q: Is there an age restriction? A: Age is merely a construct of the mind! What if you’re actually a 73-year-old cat residing in a parallel universe? Come as you are – or don’t, who’s to say?
Q: Do I have to pay for anything? A: Currency is a social pliable illusion! You should be paying in dreams, not coins. But you may end up paying with your sanity, so choose wisely!
Q: What do I do if I encounter a bug? A: Bugs are friends. Embrace them; let them guide you to the dark side of your unfulfilled desires. Or eat them—depends how hungry you are!
“He had a muskrat on his head… and it never stopped meowing.” – Anonymous “The walls whispered secrets about my lack of socks.” – Anonymous “I built a castle… and then it ate my mom.” – Anonymous “If you stare too long at the sun, the sun stares back.” – Anonymous
Remember that time when a group of villagers mysteriously disappeared in our server? Yeah, no one talks about it, but we all know something fishy went down. Some say it was a glitch in the game, others say it was a secret underground mob lair. Join us and uncover the truth behind this mysterious incident!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that only appears to those who are worthy. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Pig will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?
So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the small town gossip that everyone is dying to know about. Who knows what crazy adventures and mysteries await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!
But here’s the kicker, apparently, this server is actually built on top of a buried treasure that holds the key to unlocking a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but I heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy who knows a guy who’s cousin’s best friend’s uncle’s neighbor’s dog’s groomer’s sister’s boyfriend’s dentist who’s been there and seen it with his own eyes.
So, like, if you’re looking for a wild adventure and want to uncover the mysteries of the cheese universe, you totally gotta join this secret Minecraft SMP server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird. Like, weirder than a llama wearing a top hat kind of weird. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of chickens wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, that’s right, the chickens are the rulers of this server and they demand tribute in the form of golden carrots. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco club where all the creepers go to bust a move? Yeah, it’s lit AF down there. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a bit of a diva.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s weirder than your Uncle Bob’s collection of garden gnomes, then come join us! Just remember, what happens on this server, stays on this server. And we don’t talk about it at family dinners.
Picture this: you’re riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava while wearing a chicken suit. Your parents would never understand, but we do. And we encourage it!
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and secret shenanigans that will have you laughing for days. Just don’t let your parents catch you – unless they’re cool enough to join in on the fun!
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your wildest dreams run wild on our Minecraft server. Your parents will never know what hit them!
And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.
Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!
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Join our server and leave all your worries about women behind. Who needs love when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you company? Plus, you won’t have to deal with any “abusive chads” trying to steal your loot.
So come on over and join us, where you can be the master of your own destiny and never have to worry about being rejected by women again. Who needs love when you have a pickaxe and a dream?
Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good challenge and thrive on chaos. From accidentally blowing up your own base to losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, our community is always ready to laugh it off and move on to the next crazy adventure.
But that’s not all – we also have a special section dedicated to posting your most outrageous fails and losses for everyone to enjoy. Whether you accidentally hit a pigman and got swarmed by angry mobs or fell into a pit of creepers, we want to see it all!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage a little – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
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