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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 8399 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 5268 | Towns Built: | 5 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
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