🍆💦UNTIL LANKYBOX Minecraft Servers

Block Party

BLOCK, brand name, condom jokes, Contraception, double meaning, embarrassing brand names, funny brands, going in undetected, humor, letting all your mates in, marketing fail, MATES, opening the gates, Party, product naming, Protection, safe sex, sexual health, sexual innuendo, sexual wellness, Terrible, Trojan Condoms

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join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Holy Pixel Well-Being

belief system, compatibility, Countries, FAITH, Global, Happiness, Harmony, HOLY, mental health, Peace, people, PIXEL, positive association, pro-science, Psychology, religious beliefs, research, scientific beliefs, society, spirituality, study, well-being, wellbeing

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Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got religious and scientific beliefs chilling together like besties! Like, who knew that believing in both could actually make you feel better? It’s like a magical potion for your soul, dude.

We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?

So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.

Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

awkward, blocky, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, FARTING, farts, flatulence, funny, gas, greetings, hello, humor, interruption, Laughter, Manners, Minecraft, Noisy, Rude, Server, social etiquette, STINKY, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon egg. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! farts again

> Development Driven Minecraft SMP

Development, Driven, Minecraft, smp

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only development happening is your character leveling up? Well, look no further because our server is all about “development driven development”!

Join us and witness the magic of trees growing into skyscrapers, pigs evolving into flying unicorns, and diamonds turning into disco balls! Our server is so advanced that even the blocks themselves are constantly evolving and changing.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they’re plotting to take over the server with their mind-bending technology. Will you join forces with them or fight against their devious plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs regular old development when you can have “development driven development” instead?

SkincareCraft Minecraft Server

ASK, ask first, Confront, Drama, expensive, Friends, high end, lotion, Minecraft, Moisturizer, Mutual, overreacting, passive aggressive, Permission, products, roommate, selfish, Sensitive skin, Server, sharing, skincare, SkincareCraft, uptight

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Are you tired of your skincare products mysteriously disappearing faster than you can say “moisturize me, baby”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of drama and passive-aggressive roommate battles over expensive lotions and potions.

Picture this: you log on to our server, ready to build your dream castle, only to find that your roommate has already claimed all the prime real estate for her skincare shrine. Will you confront her and risk being labeled as the villain? Or will you join forces with other players to overthrow her reign of lotion-stealing terror?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to mythical creatures who thrive on stealing skincare products for their own beauty rituals. Will you be able to protect your precious potions from these sneaky monsters, or will you find yourself embroiled in a skincare war like no other?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as thick as a hydrating face mask and the friendships are as fragile as a glass bottle of serum. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate skincare showdown!

Mom’s Wedding Bribe Server

BRIBE, Bridesmaids, Elopement, elopement decision, eloping, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, family relationships, groomsmen, interfamily conflict, moms, refusing wedding, Server, step siblings, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama and the struggles of eloping? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and escape the drama of family conflicts, just like our player who eloped to avoid the chaos of wedding planning. No need to worry about choosing who to invite or dealing with expectations from step-siblings who think they should be in the wedding party.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to experience the thrill of virtual elopement with your in-game partner. Avoid all the stress of planning a wedding and jump straight into the fun!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to elope in style on our Minecraft server. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one with us? Join now and say “I do” to the adventure of a lifetime!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

Allure, APPEAL, attractive, AttractiveAF, Behavior, Captivating, charisma, Charm, Enchanting, Intriguing, magnetism, Minecraft, Mystique, Personality, Qualities, smp, unexpected

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the most unexpected thing someone can do to instantly make them 10 times more attractive is… wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only speak in pig Latin. And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that take place every full moon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your pig ridden)!

Blockheadz R Us

BlockHeadz, false assumptions., falsely accused, misapprehended, mischaracterized, Miscommunication., misconceptions, misconstrued, misdiagnosed, misinterpreted, misjudged, misjudged personality, Mislabeled, misperceptions, misquoted, misread, misrepresented, mistaken identity, misunderstood, misunderstood intentions, wrongly perceived

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Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everyone will finally understand you! We have a community of players who will appreciate your quirky sense of humor, your love for building giant statues of llamas, and your obsession with collecting every type of block in the game.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombie chickens, exploring a secret underground city filled with diamond ore, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is a place where you can truly be yourself and let your creativity run wild.

So why wait? Join now and show the world just how misunderstood and awesome you really are!

CraftyTaiwanLand

Asia-Pacific, Chinese Taipei, CraftyTaiwanLand, cross-strait relations, Democracy, Diplomacy, east asia, History, Identity, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, mainland china, motherland, nationalism, One China policy, Politics, president, Republic, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan

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come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a taiwanese president! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster in the motherland (sorry mainland china, you ain’t the real deal). our republic is older than your grandma’s dentures, so come on over and build some epic structures while dodging political controversies like a pro. trust us, you won’t be bored on this server – it’s like a soap opera but with creepers and zombies instead of evil twins and love triangles. join us now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Luke Look Server

confusion, English, homophones, Language, language learning, language pronunciation., linguistics, look, luke, phonetics, phonology, pronunciation, pronunciation guide, pronunciation patterns, pronunciation rules, Server, SIMILAR, Sound, Speech, Spelling, Words

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hey u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! first of all, we have a secret hidden treasure chest in the spawn area that is filled with diamonds and golden apples! but be careful, there is a giant chicken guarding it that shoots fireballs out of its beak!

also, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion that is haunted by friendly ghosts who will give u free enchanted armor! and if u find the secret portal in the nether, it will take u to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!

oh, and did i mention that we have a giant statue of a potato that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour? yea, it’s pretty epic. so come join our server and have the time of ur life! or at least until the giant chicken eats u. lolz!

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Crops Grown:	3925
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Towns Built:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ores Mined:	6680	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Crops Grown:	8672
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Sensational UNTIL LANKYBOX Minecraft Servers

Block Party

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Holy Pixel Well-Being

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> Development Driven Minecraft SMP

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Mom’s Wedding Bribe Server

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AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

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Blockheadz R Us

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CraftyTaiwanLand

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Luke Look Server

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Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	156	Divine Spears Created:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Void Gems Collected:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Villages Defended:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	22
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6