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SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2326
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	9140
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Affliction, Bad Luck, calamity, CreeperSurprise, CURSE, Disaster, Downfall, ENEMY, grudge, hex, ill will, jinx, Karma, Minecraft, Misery, misfortune, nemesis, Revenge, rival, smp, Suffering, Vendetta

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1012
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

BlockyHeartbreaks

bizarre love, bizarre reason, BlockyHeartbreaks, odd reason, odd relationship, offbeat romance, peculiar breakup, peculiar dating, peculiar reason, quirky dating, quirky love, strange dating, strange love life, uncommon break-up, unconventional reason, unconventional split, unique relationship, unusual breakup, unusual ending, weird breakup, weird ending

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Emeralds Found:	8679
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

RedLineCraft

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy strategy, diplomatic approach, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic principles, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global leadership, international diplomacy, international relations, Négotiation, political analysis, power dynamics, putin, red line policy, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, veteran diplomat, West

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9849
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

so, like, u know how Putin is all like “i set da red lines, u follow dem”? well, dis server is all about setting our own red lines, man. we don’t follow no Putin rules here. we make our own rules and we stick to ’em, ya feel me?

we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.

join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!

Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

building, Community, complex builds, Crafting, Dedication, diamonds, Exploration, landscapes, Minecraft, Mining, mobs, Nostalgia, Plain, rare resources, Resourcefulness, Simplicity, sprinkles, Structures, Survival, survival skills, unaltered beauty, Vanilla, vanilla server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9533
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	282	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mines Excavated:	1511	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Animals Bred:	179	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft
Server Address	155.94.181.116:25565

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the gameplay like on the server?	In our world, every block is mined, every item is crafted, and every structure is built using raw materials you gather yourself. There are no shortcuts or enhanced features—just the classic gameplay that Minecraft was designed for.
What makes the Vanilla server unique?	The charm of our Vanilla server lies in its simplicity and the nostalgia it evokes. It’s a space where you can truly test your survival skills, build impressive structures one block at a time, and engage with a community of like-minded players who appreciate the game’s unaltered beauty.
What can players expect to experience on the server?	The excitement of discovering rare resources like diamonds, defeating challenging mobs, and the satisfaction of completing complex builds is unparalleled on our server.

Girl Power Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, birthrates, causes, city planning, Corruption, Dirtiness, Economy, first world, girl, Infrastructure, Minecraft, Phenomenon, power, Server, third world, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5646
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about women’s rights, degeneracy, and birthrates of the first world! Join us as we fight for equality and pop out babies like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! We also delve into the nitty gritty of economy, corruption, dirtiness, infrastructure, and city planning of the third world. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and eye-opening? Join us as we uncover the secrets of why the world is the way it is!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of something truly unique and bizarre. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it!

NTR Minecraft SMP – Netorare General

Avas, backup, big cocks, booru, Bulls, captions, Cheat, cuck, cumdumpsters, DATING, general, Guide, impregnate, loyal waifu, Minecraft, Netorare, NTR, Orc, smp, succubus, tempt, Toy

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8259
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	4091	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Runes Activated:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of NTR in a virtual world. Post your “loyal” waifu and watch as the drama unfolds when you discover they might not be as satisfied with you as you thought. Will your waifu secretly hate you for being a cringy cuck? Only one way to find out!

Bulls, come tease the cucks and enjoy watching their trust shatter with every post. Sneed and impregnate other anons’ waifus while they watch in horror. And don’t forget to make fun of their waifus for being horny cumdumpsters – it’s all in good fun!

Waifus and Avas, this is your chance to post and see if any bulls or cucks take the bait. Ramble on about your love of big cocks and tempt fate by flirting with disaster. Will you resist the urge to cheat, or will you give in to the chaos of our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP? Only time will tell.

CraftyCaregiver

aging, Assistance, Boundaries, Caregiver, Caretaker, Communication, CraftyCaregiver, Decision making, Elderly, Expectations, family, finances, Financial Planning, future planning, HCOL area, Long Term Care, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Support

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6650
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Star Shards Collected:	106	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Farms Harvested:	325

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about taking care of anyone’s virtual parents? Look no further! Join our server where the only caregiving you’ll have to do is for your pixelated crops and animals.

We understand the struggle of balancing in-game responsibilities with real-life obligations, so rest assured that you won’t have to deal with any unexpected virtual family drama here. Our server is a drama-free zone, unless you count the epic battles between players for resources and territory!

So come join us and escape the stress of real life responsibilities. Build your dream virtual world without the worry of becoming a full-time caregiver for anyone’s pixelated parents. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

TipsyThoughtsMC SMP

alcohol-fueled creativity, alcohol-induced ideas, Brainstorming, brilliant drunk ideas, creative breakthroughs, creative epiphanies, creativity, drunk ideas, drunken genius, innovative thinking, inspired thinking, late night inspiration, out of the box thinking, smp, tipsy brainstorming, tipsy innovation, TipsyThoughtsMC, unconventional ideas, unconventional solutions, unexpected brilliance, unexpected ideas, unique concepts

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	8359	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Have you ever been so drunk that you thought building a roller coaster in Minecraft was a brilliant idea? Well, welcome to our wild and wacky SMP where all your drunken dreams come true! Join us for a chance to show off your questionable building skills and make friends with other intoxicated players who also thought it was a good idea to play Minecraft after a few too many shots. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground rave party or a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (or maybe just empty bottles of booze). So grab your pickaxe and a bottle of your favorite beverage, because this SMP is about to get lit…literally.

CraftyDateDisaster

awkward, awkward silence, bad experience, bad timing, CraftyDateDisaster, cringe-worthy, DATING, Disaster, EMBARRASSING, funny, humor, lessons learned, mistake, never again, Nightmare, regret, relationship, romance, Terrible, UNCOMFORTABLE, worst date

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6162
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	257	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Star Shards Collected:	56	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Are you tired of boring dates that end in disaster? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to escape the dating drama! Join us and experience a world where creepers are the only thing blowing up your chances of finding love.

Imagine this: You’re on a date with a cute villager when suddenly a horde of zombies crashes the party. But don’t worry, our server has a team of fearless moderators ready to swoop in and save the day.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: On our server, you can build a love nest with your significant other and watch as the sun sets over the pixelated horizon. Who needs a fancy restaurant when you have a virtual world at your fingertips?

So say goodbye to bad dates and hello to endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and let the adventure begin!