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Minecraft Madness: Blue Archive Anime Fun!

Anime, Archive, Blue, blue archive, character design, cute, Fun, japanese animation, Kawaii, looks like a wuss, madness, Minecraft, mobile game, not manly, Otaku, role playing, School, Sensei, skinny, strategy, STUDENT, Teacher, unthreatening, video game, will never have sex

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9692
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Towns Built:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with basic skins? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with Blue Archive Anime Sensei skins that will make you look so skinny and unthreatening that no one will ever suspect you of being manly. In fact, you’ll look like such a wuss that you’ll never have sex again! Join us for a laugh and a good time as you navigate through the world looking like the ultimate anime sensei. Who needs muscles when you have style? Join now for a good time and some questionable fashion choices!

CraftyBuyfag Minecraft Server

Anime collectibles, anime figures, anime merchandise, Anime toys, Buy figures, Buyfag, Collectibles, CraftyBuyfag, Figure addiction, Figure buying, figure collecting, Figure collectors, Figure enthusiasts, Figure hobby, Figure obsession, Figure shopping, Minecraft, Otaku, Server, Toy collecting, Toy collectors, Toy enthusiasts, Toy hobby

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3205
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual circus on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive Creepers, dancing Endermen, and pigs that can fly (literally, we’ve seen it happen).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most coveted figures in all of Minecraft. Want a Steve figure that can breakdance? We got it. How about a zombie figure that can juggle? Yep, we’ve got that too. And don’t even get us started on the elusive llama figure that can spit fireballs – it’s a real showstopper.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Buy figures, join the fun, and let the madness begin!

BabyShowerDrama

advice, baby shower, BabyShowerDrama, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, discomfort, emotions, Etiquette, Expectations, family, friendship, host, husband’s friend, Intentions, nutrition, Pregnancy, relationship, Respect, Support

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4694
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Are you tired of dealing with unwanted baby advice and passive-aggressive jabs from your husband’s best friend? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where no one can tell you what to eat or how to raise your baby. Say goodbye to unsolicited advice and hello to blocky adventures!

Join now and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, the only thing growing faster than your virtual crops is the drama-free zone we provide. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and leave the baby shower planning to someone else – like an actual event planner, not your husband’s friend who thinks she knows best.

So come on, join our server and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise you won’t find any judgmental friends or passive-aggressive text messages here, just a whole lot of fun and blocky goodness.

MetroCraft: KyivSurvival

Attacks, CASUALTIES, civilians, Conflict, Crisis, deadly, emergency, evacuation, Humanitarian Aid, July 8, kyiv, KyivSurvival, metro stations, MetroCraft, Protection, refuge, Safety, Shelter, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7945
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Divine Spears Created:	23
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

lol come join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own metro stations to shelter from deadly attacks like in Kyiv!! we got 32,000 peeps already hiding in their stations, it’s a party down there!! build ur own epic underground hideout and survive the chaos, maybe even make some new friends along the way. who needs above ground when u can live it up in the metro?? join now for a wild ride, it’s gonna be a blast!! 🚇🎉 #metrostationparty #minecraftmadness

BabeCraft: Top 10 Sports Server

1995, Academy Award, all time, babe, BabeCraft, charming, childhood favorite, classic, Family Film, Farm, Feel-Good, Heartwarming, Inspirational, James Cromwell, memorable, Pig, Server, sports, sports movie, Talking Animals, Top, top 10, underdog story, Uplifting

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1961
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Dragon Scales Harvested:	297	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Votes:	5561
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

yo yo yo come join this EPIC minecraft server where we have more fun than a pig in a mud bath! why should you join? well let me tell ya a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a baby zombie’s head! true story bro. but wait, there’s more! we have magical unicorns that poop out enchanted golden apples. no joke. and if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing diamond armor. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s build a world crazier than a creeper on caffeine!

LabMC (Open Alpha)

2025, Alpha, Crate, crude, Downtime, farm to win, LabMC, MCMMO, minecraft server, Network, open alpha, rank system, release date, Reset, Survival, Testing, Towny, Unfinished, Unpredictable, worlds

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7816
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ores Mined:	2560
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Gods Slained:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Expect the server to be mostly unfinished and crude, as this is an open alpha mainly for testing as of now.Downtime will likely be unpredictable.

The worlds will never be reset unless they become unusable, even in this alpha stage.

And finally, the release date for the network is estimated to be within 2025.

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GraveyardGirls Minecraft Server

contemplating, deceased, died, emotional turmoil, Girls, GraveyardGirls, Grief, haunting memories, HEARTBREAK, late night pondering, late night thoughts, lost loves, Lost Souls, Memories, Minecraft, mourning, Reflection, Reminiscing, Server, sorrow, thinking, tragic loss, Up late

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9561
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Falling into the Void:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some wild and wacky adventures! Join us for a chance to explore a world where girls who died come back to life and haunt your every move. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them. Plus, we have special quests where you can help these ghostly gals find peace and maybe even score a date with one of them. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the spooky fun begin!

SharkCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6652
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Votes:	3350	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, Blåhaj is our lord and savior! That’s right, our beloved IKEA shark plushie is the one true ruler of our pixelated world.

Join us for epic quests where you must appease Blåhaj by offering him Swedish meatballs and lingonberry sauce. Engage in fierce battles against evil mobs who dare to disrespect our aquatic deity. And don’t forget to build your own shrine to Blåhaj, complete with a sacrificial altar made of birch wood.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of pufferfish players who are plotting to overthrow Blåhaj and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or stay loyal to our fluffy overlord?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and bow down to the almighty Blåhaj!

SpeechlessCraft Minecraft Server

Challenging, Contemplative, deep, deep questions, Enigmatic, Existential, Introspective, Mind Blowing, mind-boggling, mind-boggling questions, Minecraft, perplexing, perplexing inquiries, Philosophical, philosophical questions, Profound, puzzling, reflective, Server, SPEECHLESS.., SpeechlessCraft, Thought-provoking, thought-provoking questions

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7497
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Star Shards Collected:	86	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Ores Mined:	2552	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleeping cat? Well, look no further because our server will leave you speechless with its epicness! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

DetachedCraft

coping mechanisms, DetachedCraft, Detachment, detachment from negative influences, detachment from toxic relationships, emotional boundaries, emotional well being, healing, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, moving on, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, setting boundaries

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4523
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	27
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of dealing with annoying villagers in Minecraft? Do you just want to detach yourself from all the drama and chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and escape to a world where you can build your own secluded island and never have to interact with another player again. Say goodbye to pesky neighbors and hello to ultimate solitude! Join now and detach yourself from all the Minecraft madness!

TerrorCraft: 6 Years of Drama

6 years, Director, Drama, justifying terrorism, playwright, russia, sentences, TerrorCraft, Years

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5783
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, building your epic castle in Minecraft, when suddenly, BAM! You get hit with a Russia-style sentence for ‘justifying terrorism’! Like, what even is that, bro?

But fear not, my fellow block builders, because on our server, you can do whatever the heck you want without fear of getting locked up for six years! Want to build a giant TNT cannon that shoots you straight into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that flings you into a pit of lava? Knock yourself out!

Join us on this wild ride of chaos and creativity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell the Russian government about us, okay? 😉