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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 8363 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
picture this: u join our server and BAM! u are transported to a world where anything is possible. u can build a castle, ride a pig, or even fight a dragon! but wait, there’s more!
we have a secret twist on our server – every time u take a hit in the game, u actually feel it in real life! that’s right, we call it the “Repetitive injury induces phenotypes associated with Alzheimer’s disease by reactivating HSV-1 in a human brain tissue model” feature. it’s like virtual reality on steroids!
so come join us on this wild ride and see if u have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to curing Alzheimer’s disease while u’re at it. ya never know!