Untainted MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Pure Maiden’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, IMMACULATE, Ethereal, Saintly, FLAWLESS

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers filled with griefers, hackers, and drama llamas? Look no further, because our server is for the purest of players only!

Join us on a wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and spread positivity. Our community is filled with unicorns, rainbows, and magical creatures that will guide you on your journey to build the most epic creations in all of Minecraft.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can tell them the best dad joke you know. And if you manage to find the legendary Nether portal hidden in the depths of the ocean, you might just stumble upon a secret underwater city filled with mermaids and talking dolphins.

So come join us on our server and experience the purest form of Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, only the purest can survive in this crazy world of wonder and whimsy!

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BabyNameBunker

sibling relationships, family interference, Pregnancy, parental rights, family pressure

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value privacy and secrecy just like my sister’s baby name reveal! Join us if you want a server where you can keep your username a secret until the very end, just like my sister keeping her baby’s name a mystery.

Our server is full of drama just like my family, constantly arguing over names and trying to guess what our future niece will be called. Will it be something classic like “Steve” or something wild like “Creeper”? Join us to experience the chaos and excitement of not knowing what’s coming next.

Just like my family, we have strong opinions about names here too. Will you choose a royal name like “KingDiamond” or something unique like “PiggyMcPigface”? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some backlash from our passionate community.

So come join our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a family argument over baby names. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find out the secret name of my sister’s baby before anyone else!

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HeartbreakCraft

Heartbreaking, healthcare industry, Diagnosis, Difficult, healthcare professionals

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is here to cure your boredom!

Join us on a wild adventure where the only diagnosis you’ll be getting is a severe case of fun! Our doctors (aka moderators) are always on call to provide you with the best gaming experience possible.

From heart-pounding PvP battles to mind-boggling parkour challenges, this server will have you on the edge of your seat. And if you’re feeling down, our doctors will prescribe you with a dose of laughter and good times.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the healing begin! Who knew a Minecraft server could be so therapeutic?

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SkyCraft FunBus

Communication, convenience, Buses, AIRPLANES, on the go

so, liek, imagine you on a plane, right? and u got ur phone out, playin’ some minecraft, buildin’ ur epic castle. but then, u see the person next to u playin’ on the same server as u! u start chattin’ and tradin’ and becomin’ best buds all while flyin’ high in the sky. it’s gonna be like a whole new world of minecraft friendships at 30,000 feet! join our server and make friends in the clouds, cuz who needs in-flight movies when u got minecraft, amirite?

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SugarGelBaldCraft

Dermatology, balding, hair growth, denseness, Treatment

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and BAM! Your hair starts growing back like crazy! It’s like magic, bro! Scientists say there’s some sugar stuff that can make your hair all luscious and thick again.

Just picture it, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly your bald spot is covered in luxurious locks. It’s like a miracle, man! And all you gotta do is play on this server and let the magic happen.

So, like, join now and watch your hair grow back faster than you can say “creeper”. It’s a wild ride, my dude!

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BlockyBias Minecraft Server

Eugenics, online advertising, ad blockers, Digital Marketing, Jews

Are you tired of being bombarded with annoying ads while trying to play Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is ad-free! No more pesky pop-ups ruining your gaming experience. Join us and experience the bliss of uninterrupted gameplay.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their poultry uprising? The choice is yours.

And if that wasn’t enough, our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to befriend this explosive specter or will you run away screaming like a little baby zombie?

So come on down to our ad-free, chicken-run, ghost-infested Minecraft server and see what adventures await you. Just watch out for those god damn fucking ads…oops, did we say that out loud?

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BootyCraft Minecraft Server

Absurdity, Minecraft, humoristic, confusion, humor

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most butt-tastic server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground base where all the chickens wear top hats and monocles. Why? Because why not!

2. We have a giant rainbow-colored llama that roams the server, giving out hugs to anyone who dares to approach it. But beware, it also spits out glitter bombs!

3. Our server has a magical forest where the trees grow pizza slices instead of leaves. Yes, you read that right. Pizza. Slices.

4. The PvP arena on our server is a giant inflatable bounce house filled with slime blocks. It’s chaotic, it’s unpredictable, and it’s a whole lot of fun!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the butt-tastic madness for yourself!

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GazaCraft Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, CASUALTIES, Military, Israel, Minecraft

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where, like, there are rockets launching everywhere but instead of causing destruction, they just make funny sounds and shoot out confetti. And, get this, one time a rocket misfired and accidentally landed in a school in Nuseirat, but instead of exploding, it just turned all the students into cute little piggy characters. It was, like, the craziest thing ever! Join our server for a wild and wacky time where anything can happen, even if it’s totally random and nonsensical. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. It’s lit, fam!

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CraftyPeaceBeijing

international relations, Fatah, diplomatic efforts., Conflict Resolution, unity government

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got Hamas and Fatah signing declarations in Beijing like it’s no big deal. we got chinese state media reporting on our server events, that’s how lit it is. join now to witness the most insane political drama unfold in the world of minecraft. who needs factions when you got real life factions coming together in our server? come be a part of history, join now!

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Toys for Wild Animals

animal behavior experiments, animal enrichment, Animals, Animal Behavior, animal care

come join our epic minecraft server where wild animals roam free and play with toys all day long! imagine seeing a pack of wolves chasing after a squeaky toy or a group of ocelots batting around a ball of yarn. it’s a wild party out there!

our server is so crazy that even the creepers have joined in on the fun. they’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for a love of dance parties and karaoke nights. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper break it down on the dance floor.

we’ve also got a secret underground society of pigs who have formed their own government and are working on building a piggy utopia. they’re always looking for new members to join their cause and help them overthrow the oppressive cow overlords.

so come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. who knows, you might even become best friends with a dancing creeper or a revolutionary pig. anything is possible in this crazy world!

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