CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1330
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3698	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124
Animals Bred:	73	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Nosy Neighbors Minecraft Server

addiction, coping mechanisms, drink, embarrassing secrets, Erotic Roleplay, grocery stores, leisure activities, mental health, Minecraft, neighbors, new hobbies, nosy, nosy roommates, ONLINE, online activities, personal boundaries, personal growth, privacy concerns, pyrocynical level degeneracy, self-care, Server, social anxiety, stress relief, unsustainable, Walks

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7779
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6207	Dragon Eggs Found:	9086

Are you tired of hiding your secret online erotic roleplay addiction from your nosy roommates? Are you looking for a new hobby that doesn’t involve browsing grocery stores or drinking yourself into a stupor? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can let your imagination run wild without fear of judgment. Build your dream world, battle epic monsters, and maybe even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Who needs erotic roleplay when you can have a virtual world at your fingertips? Join our server now and say goodbye to pyrocynical level degeneracy forever!

CraftyCapitalism Minecraft Server

Abomination, Absurd, capitalism, consumerism, corporate power, CraftyCapitalism, economic inequality, economic system, environmental degradation, Exploitation, Greed, INEQUALITY, infinite growth, Minecraft, Natural, profit-driven, Server, social injustice, societal structure, unsustainable, unsustainable practices, wealth gap

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6661
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Votes:	892	Void Armor Forged:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a flying pig while battling a giant zombie with a diamond sword. And that’s just a taste of the craziness you’ll encounter on our server!

But wait, there’s more! How about the time when a player stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers? Or when someone accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake that attracted hordes of hungry zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server, where infinite growth is not just a goal, it’s a way of life.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Fly high on Elevate SMP Season Zero with simple voice chat and whitelisted hijinks for 17+ players!

1.21 update, Applicants, Armor statues, Builders, Chat, Community, Companionship, Creative Server Access, Custom Tool Trims, Elevate, Extra Armor Trims, Fly, Google form, HIGH, hijinks, Live Map Support, Minecraft, minecraft server, Mini Block Trades, more mob heads, player head drops, player-engagement, Players, Season, Simple, simple voice chat, smp, Squaremap, technical players, Vanilla, VOICE, Whitelisted

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6112
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	New Chunks Explored:	899123
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Enchantments Applied:	236	Dragons Tamed:	1

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Elevate SMP Server

Looking for a new SMP? Join Elevate SMP in our ongoing season, Season Zero, as we look to grow our community for the new 1.21 update!

Elevate is a friendly, Vanilla+ SMP full of creative and talented builders, technical players, and community members. We are a community that places a great emphasis on player engagement and companionship.

Some of the server’s features include:

Feature	Description
Live Map Support	Squaremap
Creative Server Access	Access to a creative server
Mini Block Trades	Trading mini blocks
Extra Armor Trims	Additional armor trims
Custom Tool Trims	Customized tool trims
More Mob Heads	Additional mob heads
Player Head Drops	Drops from player heads
Armor Statues	Special armor statues

If you’re interested in joining our community, please fill out the google form here.

FAQ

Q: How can I join Elevate SMP Server?

A: Fill out the google form linked above and we will review your application.

Q: Is Elevate SMP a Vanilla server?

A: Elevate SMP is a Vanilla+ server, meaning we have some additional features beyond vanilla Minecraft.

Q: Are there any age restrictions for joining Elevate SMP?

A: We welcome players of all ages to join our community.

Q: What is Season Zero of Elevate SMP?

A: Season Zero is the ongoing season of Elevate SMP as we prepare for the new 1.21 update.

FrenchFam Minecraft Server

anxiety, Caution, concern, Crisis, current events, Europe, family, fear, France, FrenchFam, International, loved ones, Minecraft, News, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, travel, uncertainty, vigilance, worry

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6266
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	8324	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of worrying about your family in France? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is here to distract you with endless fun and laughter! Join us and build a virtual Eiffel Tower to protect your loved ones from any potential disasters. Who needs real-life problems when you can escape to a world where creepers are the only thing you need to worry about? So come on, join us and let’s show France that our virtual blocky world is where the real action is!

KekCraft SMP: It Really Do Be Like That

do be like that, IT, Kek, KekCraft, long tail tag, smp

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6639
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and a group of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet hidden deep within the server.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Just remember, on our server, kek it do be like that!

PoliteLaughs Minecraft Server

awkwardness, Boundaries, Communication, emotional intelligence, Feedback, Gaslighting, humor, Insecurity, jokes, Laughter, Minecraft, partner, polite behavior, PoliteLaughs, relationships, Self-expression, Server, social anxiety, social discomfort, social interactions, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5679
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8771	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of awkward social interactions in Minecraft? Join our server and laugh your way through all the uncomfortable moments! Our players use laughter to smooth out any awkwardness, just like how you can use a polite laugh to make your partner feel better about their not-so-funny jokes.

On our server, you can use laughter as a superpower to navigate through any situation. Whether it’s dealing with inappropriate comments from other players or just trying to make friends, a good laugh is all you need. So come join us and let the laughter be your guide in this crazy Minecraft world!

DeadbeatCraft

abandonment, alcoholism, Birthday, child support, co parenting, Communication, Deadbeat Ex, DeadbeatCraft, Divorce, drug addiction, emotional impact, family dynamics, ghosting, HEARTBREAK, INCONSISTENCY, money issues, neglect, parenting, reddit, single parenting, unreliable

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6997
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchantments Applied:	296
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of friendly players who will have your back as you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content.

And hey, if you’re looking for a break from the real world, we’ve got you covered. Our server is the perfect place to forget about ex-husbands asking for money on Facebook and focus on what really matters – having a blast in Minecraft!

So come on over and join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Who needs a deadbeat ex when you’ve got a whole new virtual family waiting for you? Let’s block and roll, baby!

NailTrimz Minecraft Server

Long Nails, manicure, Minecraft, nail art, nail beauty, nail care, Nail Design, nail fashion, nail grooming, nail health, nail length, nail length debate, nail length discussion, nail length preference, nail length question, nail maintenance, nail preferences, nail styles, nail tips, nail trends, NailTrimz, Server, Short nails

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4021
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Votes:	9603	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your nail-length preferences!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant manicure monsters that will test your nail-cutting skills to the limit. Want to keep your nails long and fierce? No problem, our server has special power-ups that will make your nails unbreakable and deadly sharp.

But beware, there are evil nail polish mobs roaming around, ready to ruin your perfect manicure. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the ultimate nail-biting challenges on our server. So come on, join us and show off your nail game like never before!

FutureCraft2020

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, Automation, cutting-edge technology, digital transformation, future technology, FutureCraft2020, futuristic gadgets, high-tech gadgets, innovation, innovative solutions, Internet of Things, machine learning, modern technology, robotics, science fiction come true, Smart Devices, Tech Trends, technological advancements, virtual reality

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6745
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Dragons Tamed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Have you ever seen a Minecraft server so advanced that it made you question if you had accidentally stumbled into a time machine? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is like the Jetsons meets the Flintstones on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so high-tech, even the chickens have their own social media accounts. Don’t be surprised if you see a redstone contraption that can make you a sandwich or a command block that can summon a herd of dancing llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the boss while busting out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of Herobrine, who is rumored to have a killer stand-up comedy routine.

So if you’re ready to experience the future of Minecraft in all its wacky glory, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding sheep). See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, extremism, foreign affairs, German ambassador, germany, Government, international relations, investigation, iran, Islamic group, Islamic revolution, IZH, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, protest, Raid, religious organization, RevolutionCraft, security concerns, Server, supreme leader, theocratic rule

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5380
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mines Excavated:	3505
Star Shards Collected:	56	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	179

so like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got raids and stuff happening all the time, just like that time Iran summoned the German ambassador after raiding that Islamic group in Germany.

but get this, on our server, the Islamic group is actually a bunch of creeper worshippers trying to bring about a creeper revolution in Minecraft that would create a world ruled by exploding green dudes. it’s insane, man.

you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the craziest Minecraft revolution ever. trust me, you won’t regret it. explosions and chaos await, my dude. explosions and chaos await.

CraftyCommies: No Organs Left Behind

Accountability, atrocities, Bodies, brutality, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Geneva Convention, human rights violations, internal organs, international relations, investigation, Justice, left, Organs, peace negotiations, PoWs, russia, Tragedy, Ukraine, United24, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2716
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	224	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOTTA BETTER STORY THAN THIS! ON OUR SERVER, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE PLAYERS CAN GO AND HARVEST ORGANS FROM ZOMBIES FOR EXTRA LIVES! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE GOT ZOMBIE ORGANS FOR DAYS, BABY! JOIN US AND BECOME THE ULTIMATE SURGEON OF THE MINECRAFT WORLD! #ORGANHARVESTINGFUN #CRAZYADVENTURES #JOINUSNOW

CraftyCutsMC

#mens grooming, Barber, barbershop, CraftyCutsMC, emotional vulnerability, Grooming, Haircut, male bonding, Masculinity, Men, men’s mental health, mental health, personal grooming, self-care, traditional barbershop, Vulnerability, vulnerability in masculinity, vulnerability in men, vulnerability in men’s spaces, vulnerability in relationships, vulnerability in self-care.

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3913
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz like, u know how men are all vulnerable at a barbershop? Well, on dis server, u gonna be even more vulnerable, but in a good way! like, imagine u mining for diamonds and then BAM, a giant barber chair appears outta nowhere and u gotta fight off evil hair clippings with ur trusty pickaxe. it’s gonna be wild, bro. Plus, there’s a secret underground salon where u can get a fresh new haircut for ur Minecraft character. Trust me, u ain’t never seen anything like this before. Join now and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server ever created!

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