Unsuspected Hazards MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

InstaDeathCraft

danger, unsuspecting, Peril, quick demise, swift mortality

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is falling off a cliff or getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll have to watch out for killer chickens armed with diamond swords, lava-filled swimming pools, and even a pack of rabid wolves that only respond to Taylor Swift songs!

Join us if you dare and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where danger lurks around every corner. Trust us, you’ll never look at a harmless chicken the same way again!

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Cl*tQuest Minecraft Server

privacy, education, Minecraft, Boundaries, social etiquette

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any rude interrogations about your personal life!

Join us and leave behind the Jane’s of the world who think it’s okay to ask about your private parts. On our server, we only care about how big your virtual castle is, not your cl*t size! So come on over and let’s build a world where respect and decency reign supreme. No more awkward bathroom confrontations, just pure Minecraft fun!

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HolyHangryMomma

extreme fasting, eating disorder, PRAYER, hospitalization, FAITH

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom’s fasting schedule? Look no further! Our server is so extreme, you’ll feel like you’re fasting for 50 days straight just trying to survive in our crazy world.

Join us and experience the thrill of skipping meals in-game while your character’s health takes a serious hit, just like your mom’s. We promise you’ll be on the edge of your seat as you try to protect your virtual family by fasting and praying in the game.

But be warned, our server is so intense that you might start questioning your own beliefs. Will you be able to resist the temptation to skip breakfast in real life after playing on our server? Only time will tell.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only thing more extreme than the gameplay is your mom’s devotion to fasting. And remember, God isn’t telling you to starve yourself in the game – He’s just listening to your prayers anytime, even if you’re eating a virtual feast.

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InsultCraft SMP: Global Roasts

language insults, insult variations, regional insults, insult customs, linguistic diversity

Hey gamers, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats. We have diamonds for days, and our villagers are so rich they wipe their butts with emeralds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who spit on anyone who dares to grief. And our admin? Let’s just say he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword while blindfolded.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky chaos. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong!

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CraftyNet Disconnected – What Now?

ONLINE, first thing, world, OFFLINE, disappeared

If the internet disappeared for a month, you’d be lost without your daily dose of cat videos and memes, right? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures and virtual shenanigans that will make you forget all about the real world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug (okay, maybe not the last part, but you get the idea).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the depths of our server lies a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to control time itself. Imagine all the possibilities – you could go back in time and prevent yourself from ever building that ugly dirt hut, or fast forward to the future where you’re the ruler of a majestic castle made entirely out of obsidian.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the most epic journey of your pixelated life. Who needs the internet when you have a world of infinite possibilities right at your fingertips?

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PutinCraft Minecraft Server

War, foreign policy, Conflict Resolution, Ukraine, CONFIDENT

come join our epic minecraft server where we make deals with putin to end wars in ukraine!! trump says he’s confident putin will keep his word if you join our server and build the biggest, most beautiful minecraft creations ever seen!! trust us, putin will be so impressed he’ll give you a personal tour of the kremlin in moscow!! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to bring peace to the world through minecraft!! #peace #putin #trump #minecraftgoals

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CraftyCanuckGovNoState

microsoft, state designation, News, Removal, search engine

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ GOOGLE BE REMOVIN’ ‘STATE’ FROM CANADIAN BUILDINGS BUT MICROSOFT BE LIKE NOPE! COME JOIN US WHERE WE BUILD STATE-OF-THE-ART CASTLES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE POLITICIANS! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT HEROBRIAN HIMSELF PLAYS HERE AND HE’S LOOKIN’ FOR A NEW MINION! DON’T MISS OUT, COME BUILD AND BATTLE WITH US TODAY!

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Minecraft server server minecraft

Minecraft, Server

The description of the server server “Minecraft server” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

ArtemOskar1232.aternos.me:38919

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Community First Network

Community First Network Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Name	Pure Vanilla 1.21.4
Release Date	March 1st, 5PM EST
Server Focus	Community Building
Server Features	Discord Polls, Non-P2W, Cosmetic Benefits

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server focus?	The server focuses on community building and involvement.
Will the server be pay-to-win?	No, the server will never be pay-to-win. Only cosmetic/personal benefits will be offered on the store.
What future plans does the network have?	Many exciting things are planned for the future of the network, with community input being key to decision making.
How can I join the server?	Join us on Discord at https://discord.gg/FPf9D3e4

VTubeVerse – Virtual Tales 1.20.2

Tales, neko neko travel agency, indie game, Anime, Vtuber

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like that visual novel with momo mitsuki, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine revitalizing Peachy Town with your homies, mining diamonds and building cute neko neko houses! It’s gonna be lit like a creeper explosion, fam! Don’t miss out on the adventure, join now and let’s make Peachy Town the most kawaii place in all of Minecraft! 🍑🐱💎 #NekoNekoTravelAgencyRevitalizationProject

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