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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 379 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid pandas while trying to build a house out of Jell-O blocks. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the only rule is that you have to wear a pumpkin on your head.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a fashion show. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players strutting their stuff in zombie pigman costumes.
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, come join us! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?