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MoaningMinecraftSMP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice things up! We have regular events like “The Great Chicken Race” where players have to race their chickens through an obstacle course while avoiding lava pits and creepers. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Piggyback Battle Royale” where players ride on pigs and battle it out with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also known for its hilarious in-game challenges like “The Worst Name to Moan in Bed Challenge” where players have to come up with the most ridiculous names to moan while playing. Trust us, things get pretty wild during that challenge!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!

✦ Fenix ✦ Minecraft server

Fenix Minecraft Server 1.20 Events Custom crafts Vanilla survival Roleplay Discord Competition Sweepstakes Pirate Licensed Minecraft Survival Cities Players Role Optimization Hosting TPS, Hardcore, No Donations, No Private, No Registration, Pirate, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, Without Anticheat

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4246
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7352
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Good afternoon/evening buddy)

If you are reading this, then you are lucky to have found our Server.

Game version: 1.20

IP: 51.195.68.93:25846

The server is private, to get in you need to buy a pass on the website below.

(The pass is valid for 4 months, at a low price)

At the moment, you can absolutely freely get to the project without going through the tunnel, just go in.

In discord they will give you a role without passing)

Now I want to tell you a little about the server:

You can access the server from Pirate or Licensed Minecraft.

There are custom crafts on the server

Events take place on the server, which can be done by both players and server administrators.

In addition to Events, there are competitions and sweepstakes.

There is Discord

The basis of the entire server is Vanilla survival, as well as the relationships between

players.

Build your cities, play a certain role (Roleplay),

no one forbids

There is a lot of other interesting things on the server.

Performance:

The server is on powerful hosting, the TPS of the server is stable, the server is fully optimized,

Good ping

Well, that’s all, come and see us if you need anything, we will be glad to see you)

(All links below)

51.195.68.93:25846

Cute Khazakh Girl Minecraft Server

Alluring, attractive, Beautiful, cute, desire, Exotic, FANTASY, Forbidden, Foreign, girl, INTIMATE, Khazakh, Long hair, Minecraft, Mysterious, passionate, Romantic, seduction, Sensual, Server, sex, temptation

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Void Gems Collected:	34	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have sex with a cute Khazakh girl! That’s right, not only can you build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but you can also get frisky with a virtual cutie from Kazakhstan. Who needs diamonds when you can have a hot date in Minecraft? Join now for a wild and unforgettable experience!

Gender Confusion Minecraft SMP

confusion, gender, grammar, language acquisition, language comprehension, language confusion, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language fluency test, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language proficiency level, language proficiency test, language skills, language study, language understanding., linguistic ability, Minecraft, romance language, smp

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1083
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where figuring out the gender of words is the ultimate test of intelligence! If you can’t instinctively tell if “creeper” is a boy or a girl, then you might just be a few blocks short of a full inventory.

Join us for insane adventures where we battle gender-confused mobs and try to decipher the mysteries of the Spanish language. Will you be able to survive in a world where everything has a gender, even the dirt blocks?

So come on, join us and prove that you’re not “retarded” when it comes to gendered words in romance languages. It’s a linguistic rollercoaster that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and grammar.

CraftyFoolMinecraftSMP

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Emeralds Found:	4387
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning your sanity. Plus, our community is made up of expert pranksters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that awaits you!

Mine4Money

cash flow, creative ways to make money, easy money, extra cash, financial independence, freelance, gig economy, make money fast, Mine4Money, money making ideas, no job, odd jobs, online surveys, part-time work, passive income, Quick Money, selling items, side hustle, small tasks, temporary work, work from home

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Crops Grown:	6378	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft just to make a few measly bucks? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally make money by just standing still! That’s right, our server has a magical money tree that sprouts dollar bills instead of leaves. Just stand under it and watch the cash flow in.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of piggyback riding. Join them on their adventures as they ride through the mines and conquer dungeons with their oinking comrades.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rare breed of chickens that lay golden eggs. Forget about selling feathers and raw chicken, these golden eggs are worth more than a stack of diamonds! So come join our server and experience the wackiest and most profitable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen.

BidenCraft vs ZelenskyyCraft

Agreement, biden, BidenCraft, bilateral relations, cooperation, Decision making, Diplomacy, discussion, follow-up meeting, foreign policy, international relations, Leaders, Meeting, Négotiation, next month, Politics, strategic talks, summit, Ukraine, united states, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4973
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Potions Brewed:	89

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away in this totally rad minecraft server, right? and then out of nowhere, biden and zelenskyy show up and start building a giant statue of a potato together. like, what even is happening, right? but then they’re like, “hey, come join our server and witness the potato magic for yourself!” and you’re just like, “heck yeah, sign me up!”

so you join the server and you’re greeted by a talking chicken who’s like, “welcome to the land of the potato gods, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun!” and you’re just like, “this is the best day ever!”

you start exploring the server and you come across a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are dancing to funky music. and then you find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. it’s like a dream come true, man.

but the best part is when you stumble upon a group of llamas wearing sunglasses and playing poker. they invite you to join their game and you end up winning a stack of emeralds. it’s like you’re living in a minecraft fever dream and you never want to wake up.

so yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server of all time, come join us and witness the madness for yourself. biden and zelenskyy might even make another appearance, who knows? just remember, in the land of the potato gods, anything is possible.

Game Over Kids Minecraft Server

advertising, AIIIIIIEEEEEE, ALL THE CHILDREN ARE DEAD, BIZARRE, creepy, Disturbing, fast food, Game, Horror, Internet Sensation, Japan, Kids, Marketing, McDonald’s Japan, Minecraft, online frenzy, Server, SHE’S NOT GONNA STOP, Shocking.., social media, trending, twitter, urban legend, viral tweet

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6111
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you scream “AIIIIIIEEEEEE” with excitement? Look no further! Our server is so intense, it will make you want to run for your life like a McDonald’s mascot on a rampage. Join us if you dare, but beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We promise you’ll have a killer time…literally. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos!

Bui Space Minecraft SMP

Aizawa Ema, Anime, Asumi Sena, buí, Collabs, cr, e sports, fps, GETI, GIGO collab, indies, JP FPS Streamers, Kisaragi Ren, KNR, Komori Met, Kurumi Noah, Lisa, Minecraft, Neo-porte, original songs, Riddle, Shibuya TSUTAYA, smp, Space, Sumire, Tachibana Hinano, Tournaments, VSPO, Vtubers, ZETA, 芸人旅団

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2256
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

But wait, there’s more! We have ongoing events like the Vspo Apex at TGS and the VSPO Niji Hololive music unit collab. Plus, our merch is so lit, you’ll want to deck yourself out in all the latest gear like the Aizawa Ema 3rd Anniversary Goods and the VSPO! GIGO collab.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft champion alongside these FPS legends!

GiftlessGamer Minecraft Server

Accommodation, all inclusive, celebration, donation link, dress codes, expensive wedding, Extravagant, financial status, gift policy, GiftlessGamer, grandiose wedding, Guilt, highlight, honeymoon, Minecraft, Miscommunication., multiple events, newlyweds, prestigious resort, refined taste, Server, Unclear

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9890
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Villages Defended:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ores Mined:	7098
New Chunks Explored:	218794	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where miscommunication and drama are always on the menu! Join us for a grandiose virtual wedding, where you can attend prestigious events and dress up in rare suits and dresses that you have to rent or buy because why not?

Fly in from other countries (virtually, of course) and experience the luxury of a secluded clean hotel in the Minecraft world. Who needs to go through the trouble of coming just for the room and food when you can celebrate the newlyweds’ big day with us?

Gift-giving is optional here, but if you wish, there is an optional donation link for our honeymoon (in-game, of course). Feel free to donate a small, symbolic amount or just bring your virtual presence to the wedding – either way, drama and guilt are guaranteed!

Join us on this outrageous Minecraft server where miscommunication reigns supreme and where you can feel lost about whether you’re the AITA or not. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the virtual drama unfold!

FosterCraft: Not Your Mom’s Babysitter

anger, babysitter, BETRAYAL, child support, custody, disgust, estranged, family, forgiveness, foster care, FosterCraft, Grandchild, Help, infertility, love, moms, nephew, Niece, regret, Resentment, selfless, Struggle, Therapy

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6599
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Endless Night Skies:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from family feuds and betrayals. Join us and leave all that family drama behind!

Our server is so drama-free, even your estranged sister’s love child won’t be able to find you here! With no ex-husbands or cheating siblings in sight, you can finally relax and enjoy building your dream world in peace.

Plus, our server is so fun and entertaining, you won’t even have time to think about family drama. Explore new lands, battle fierce mobs, and make new friends who won’t betray you with your ex-husband behind your back.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all that family drama in the past where it belongs. Who needs nieces and nephews when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer? Let’s build a drama-free paradise together!