unsuitable – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, diamond armor-wearing pigs, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

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Miscast Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being miscast as a noob on other servers? Join our Minecraft server where even the most legendary actors have been miscast in the most hilarious ways! Picture this: Arnold Schwarzenegger playing a delicate flower, or Meryl Streep as a zombie who just can’t get her lines right. Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where even the most seasoned players will be left scratching their heads in confusion. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the most epic miscasting moments in Minecraft history – join us now!

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BlockPartyFunTime

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs for you to collect and hoard like a dragon guarding its treasure.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and maybe even pee a little from all the excitement.

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EcoCraft: Tree-mendous Damage Control!

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Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we plant trees like it’s nobody’s business! We may have caused some deforestation with our palm oil trees, but don’t worry, we’re making up for it by planting a ton of new trees in other areas. Plus, we’ve got some crazy biodiversity going on – you never know what kind of wacky creatures you’ll come across while exploring our server. So come on down and join the fun, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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Dig your way through MINEWARD and conquer epic quests and dungeons in this classic RPG server!

Bosses, cave expeditions, classic, Conquer, Custom Mobs, Dig, Dungeons, Epic, EULA Compliant, grind, Items, jewel finding, leviathan hunting, Minecraft, Mineward, non-p2w, passion project, PvE, Quests, RPG, Server, tombs

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp
IP Address	mineward.us.to (1.19.4-1.21) (JAVA+BEDROCK)

Features:

Bosses, tombs, grind, the usual.
Content branches of cave expeditions, leviathan hunting, jewel finding and similar!
Custom mobs and items, of course. (No models though).
Random fun activities.
EULA compliant, non-P2W server. Passion project!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server EULA compliant?	Yes, we are a EULA compliant, non-P2W server.
What version does the server support?	The server supports versions 1.19.4-1.21 for both Java and Bedrock editions.
Are there custom mobs and items?	Yes, the server features custom mobs and items, though without custom models.
What type of activities can players expect?	Players can enjoy activities such as cave expeditions, leviathan hunting, jewel finding, and more.

CraftyTactics Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s bigger than your mom’s basement? Look no further than our server, where we’ve built one giant city that will make you feel like an ant in a world of giants.

Join us for insane battles and tactical gameplay that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. We’ve got everything from first person shooters like Rainbow Six and Counter-Strike to turn based tactics like XCOM and Jagged Alliance.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got real time tactics games like Wargame and Men of War, where you’ll have to think fast and act even faster to survive. And if you’re into stealth, we’ve got games like Hitman and Metal Gear that will have you sneaking around like a ninja in the night.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re more dangerous than a group of griefers on a rampage.

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SMPMania: The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Adventure >draw a man

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where drawing a man and calling it a woman is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry mobs trying to eat it. Another time, a group of players dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the server, causing chaos wherever they went.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! We have regular events like underwater pumpkin carving contests and skydiving competitions off of the tallest tower in the server. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your imagination run wild! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next?

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CraftyKidLies

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Remember when you were a kid and your friend told you that if you joined their Minecraft server, you would be transported to a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees? Well, guess what? Our server is just like that, except even more ridiculous! Join us and you’ll be able to ride on the backs of creepers, have dance parties with Endermen, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess (spoiler alert: he’s a sore loser). So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild – just make sure to watch out for those sneaky diamond tree thieves!

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SpyKidsCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where putin greets everyone in spanish, even the children of russian spies who don’t know they’re russian! it’s a wild ride of international espionage and language confusion. you never know who you’ll run into next, maybe a secret agent or a talking llama. join now for a chance to unravel the mystery and maybe even become a spy yourself. but shhh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret!

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DiaCraft: Sit & Survive

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hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even if u sit on ur butt all day playin, u still gonna live foreva cuz of all da physical activity u gonna get in da game! it’s like a magic potion for ur health, especially if u got da beetus. so come on, join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together while defying death with every block we place! it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

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✞VOID✞ Minecraft server

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There is nothing more beautiful than the great Void!

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TinyTerra: Where smol blocks rule, adults play and spiders can’t spell ‘vanilla’

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TinyTerra Minecraft Server

Server Information	Hermitcraft-style
Current Version	1.21
Server Type	Vanilla+
Community	18+ and whitelisted
Plugins	See below

Overview

Long term Hermitcraft-style server updated to Minecraft 1.21 with a new world spawn for a soft fresh start. TinyTerra offers a classic vanilla+ survival experience with a mature and friendly player base. The server is strictly 18+ and whitelisted, and all players are required to fill out an application on the Discord server. No one has OP or creative mode on the server to preserve the vanilla experience. Community involvement is encouraged, with an emphasis on group projects and a variety of build styles.

Mods

SimpleVoice Mod
Discord Integration
NoChatReports
/Player from Carpet mod
RenewableCoral from carpet mod

Datapacks

Anti-Enderman griefing
Armor statues
Double shulker shells
Dragon Drops
More mob heads
Multiplayer sleep
Player head drops
Silence Mobs
Wandering trades

Crafting Tweaks

Back to blocks
Double Slab
Dropper to dispenser
Sandstone Dyeing
Universal Dyeing
More Trapdoors and More Stairs

Join the Discord

Join the Discord server to start your application and become a part of the community at TinyTerra: https://discord.gg/bjccNqMXqq

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server 24/7?	Yes, the server is up and running 24/7.
How can I join?	You can join by filling out an application on the Discord server.
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, all players must be 18 or older to join the server.
Are there any banned items or blocks?	There are no banned items or blocks on the server, but griefing is not allowed.

SupportCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one has your back? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we’ve got your back like a trusty diamond sword! Our staff is here to support you through all your Minecraft adventures, whether you’re building a majestic castle or battling a horde of creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes – one of which can be unlimited diamonds!

And if you’re feeling hungry after all that dancing, head over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on magical cakes that never run out. Just watch out for the mischievous Endermen who like to steal slices when you’re not looking!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

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