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EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5310
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Votes:	1165
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Oh, let me tell you the tale of the server that shall not be named. This server was so epic, so legendary, that it was destined for greatness. But alas, its downfall came when a group of mischievous creepers decided to band together and launch a full-scale attack on the server. The admins tried to fight them off, but the creepers were just too powerful. And so, the server fell into chaos and disarray.

But fear not, for a new dawn has risen! Join our revamped server now and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of evil creepers, building magnificent structures, and embarking on epic quests. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. So come join us, and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

Crafty Flopsters: Where even the creepers ask ‘Why did it flop?’

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our pixelated wonderland. Want to build a house made entirely of exploding TNT blocks? Go for it! How about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Pig into the sunset, never to be seen again.

So why did it flop, you ask? Because our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that mere mortals couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, there’s no turning back!

ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

Army, ArmyCraft, Court, criminal defendants, criminal defense, criminal justice, Defense, Government, immunity, Justice, law, legal immunity, Legal System, legislation, military enlistment, military law, military service, Pardon, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, trial

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5418
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

Canned goods, disaster preparedness, Dried goods, emergency food supply, emergency preparedness, FEMA recommendations, Food, food hoarding, food security, Food storage tips, food supply, Frenzy, long term food storage, Minecraft, Pantry essentials, prepping, Red Cross recommendations, self-sufficiency, Server, Stocking up, Stocking up on essentials, Stockpile food, survival supplies, Water storage

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1644
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

Commander, Commanders, File, file manager, Lord, lord commander, Manager, Minecraft, MMXXIV, no thumbnails in file manager, smp, Thumbnails, year, year of our lord commander MMXXIV

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8856
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Mines Excavated:	4284	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Villages Defended:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

MILFyBabysitAITA

anger, babysit, babysitter, Bonding, Commitment, Communication, concert tickets, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family, flaking, Help, MIL, MILFyBabysitAITA, offer, Pay, Plans, stress, Time, Trust

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5880
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MoneyMines SMP

MoneyMines, smp

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6178
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Runes Activated:	3

If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

BlockyJobQuit

better opportunity, BlockyJobQuit, Burnout, career advancement, Commute, company culture, conflict with coworkers, downsizing, health issues, job dissatisfaction, job insecurity, lack of growth, lack of recognition, low salary, personal reasons, poor management, Reason for quitting, Stressful environment, toxic work environment, unfulfilling work, work-life balance

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

CeasefireCraft

ceasefire negotiations, CeasefireCraft, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic deadlock, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, Gaza Strip, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Middle East conflict, militant groups, ongoing conflict, Palestinian resistance, Palestinian territories, peace process, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, truce discussions, US State Department

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

Activity, Blood Transfusion, Contagious, epidemiology, Europe, Fun, global health, Healthcare, Human, Human Parvovirus B19, immunocompromised, INCREASE, Infectious Disease, outbreak, parvovirus, Prevention, public health, respiratory illness, Symptoms, Treatment, united states, viral infection, virology, viruscraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1077
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

BloodyBoxPvP | Find yourself a worthy opponent Minecraft server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dimension Hops:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

The owner of the “BloodyBoxPvP Find Yourself a Worthy Opponent” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

neptune.spaceroute.net:20653

‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	807
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchantments Applied:	86

Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!