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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 8761 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 861530 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
🏆 Our exclusive 5-point scale rating system will have you striving for that coveted “Exceeds Expectations” status, just like our top-performing dog who scored a perfect 5! 🐶 And don’t worry, even new joiners like our baby son get a fair shot at earning their place on the leaderboard. 🍼
😂 But be warned, handing out bonuses and performance reviews may lead to unexpected consequences, like ripped-up checks, emotional outbursts, and threats of resignation. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some family drama that even Minecraft can’t compete with! 💥
Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the cutthroat world of stay-at-home parenting on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! 😉🎮