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  • PissyClosetRageCraft

    PissyClosetRageCraft
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 2789
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45 Magic Items Found: 8292
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40 Animals Bred: 125
    Endless Legions Commanded: 26 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

    Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

    But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

    Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCunny Minecraft Server

    CraftyCunny Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 7576
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 233 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Crops Grown: 2807
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cunny paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Unicorn Enderdragon, known for granting wishes to those who can defeat it in battle.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a cunny-tastic adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Post more cunny, thanks!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Squid Squad Minecraft Server

    Squid Squad Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 5014
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 73 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 25
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or participate in our annual “TNT Cannon Olympics” where players compete to see who can launch a cow the farthest!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers, a hidden treasure hunt where the prize is a pet dragon, and a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBootyCraft

    BlockyBootyCraft
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 9438
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t appreciate your sexy Minecraft skills? Look no further, because our server is the hottest place to be! Join us and show off your sexiest builds, slay mobs in style, and flirt with other players in our virtual hot tubs. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got this much swagger? So come on, show us what you’ve got and let’s make Minecraft sexy again!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyKimCarCo

    CraftyKimCarCo
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 2292
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Divine Spears Created: 27

    New Minecraft Servers

    u know that car that putin gave to kim jong un? ya, that one. well guess what, the firm that made it uses SOUTH KOREAN PARTS. can u believe it? join our minecraft server and u can be part of the crazy world where cars are made with parts from unexpected places. who knows what other wild things u will find on our server. come join the madness and see for urself. u won’t regret it, i promise.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TantrumCraft: Letting Kids Rage!

    TantrumCraft: Letting Kids Rage!
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 8501
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 295 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Enchantments Applied: 130
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u kno how kids can be real lil demons sometimes, throwin tantrums left n right? well, dis server is like a digital pacifier for dem lil crazies! join us and let ur kids unleash their anger in a safe, blocky environment!

    we believe in lettin kids feel all da feels, even da bad ones. so come on in and let ur kids learn anger management skills by blowin up creepers and diggin giant holes! plus, u can watch as ur child becomes a master builder and takes out all their pent-up rage on some innocent cows.

    parents, u play a crucial role in dis process. u gotta be there to witness ur child’s transformation from tantrum-throwin terror to block-placin boss. so come join us on dis wild ride and watch as ur kid becomes a Minecraft master!

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  • ksmp vietnam

    ksmp vietnam
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 4801
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 1327
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Ores Mined: 2021 Backwards Speech Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Dive into a unique, adventure-driven experience designed to enhance your vanilla survival gameplay with new content, exploration, and progression opportunities.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyPatriot Minecraft Server

    CraftyPatriot Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 9027
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Chimeras Created: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Magic Items Found: 5035
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you love Minecraft and want to show your support for your country’s army in the most epic way possible? Look no further than our server! Join us and fight alongside virtual soldiers in epic battles against creepers, zombies, and skeletons. Show your patriotism by building monuments and statues dedicated to your country’s armed forces. Plus, rumor has it that the top player each month gets a special prize – a virtual salute from a Minecraft Steve dressed in full military gear! Join now and let the virtual patriotism begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

    PrisonCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 5905
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a slave to your parents and forced to go to school? Are you feeling like your soul is already dead as an adult? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to bring some excitement back into your life!

    Join our server and escape the mundane reality of adulthood. Let your imagination run wild as you build epic structures, embark on crazy adventures, and make new friends who share your love for all things blocky.

    Forget about your boring life and dive into a world where anything is possible. Who needs deep dreams and desires when you can ride pigs, battle dragons, and create your own virtual paradise?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and rediscover the joy of being a kid again, all without leaving the comfort of your computer screen. Trust us, it’s way more fun than paying bills and going to work!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BestieBoyfriendBlindsideTrip

    BestieBoyfriendBlindsideTrip
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 4740
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Alien Abductions: 4
    Emeralds Found: 6405 Mines Excavated: 2634
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 13
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t feel like a third wheel? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate getaway with your BFF, their boyfriend, and a whole bunch of creepers!

    Imagine booking a room with your BFF to share a bed, only to have their boyfriend crash the party. But fear not, on our server, there’s always room for one more player (even if they bring their significant other along).

    Don’t worry about feeling left out on this trip, because on our server, everyone is included – even if it means doubling the cost for you. Who needs a relaxing resort getaway when you can have a chaotic adventure in the world of Minecraft?

    So come join us and let’s see if we can survive this unexpected twist in the plans. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (or in this case, in the mines).

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  • CraftyFools Minecraft Server

    CraftyFools Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 8852
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Falling into the Void: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of wasting your diamonds on useless purchases like enchanted golden apples and diamond hoes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can trade your useless purchases for epic loot like enchanted netherite armor and dragon eggs!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading useless items for rare treasures. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden riches?

    So why waste your diamonds on useless purchases when you can join our server and turn them into something truly legendary? Join now and start your journey to becoming the richest player in Minecraft history!

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