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BlockyCrackAddict

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all your other addictions because once you start playing here, you won’t be able to stop! Our server is like a magical vortex that sucks you in and never lets you go. You’ll find yourself mining for diamonds at 3 am, building elaborate castles instead of doing your homework, and battling creepers in your dreams. But hey, who needs sleep when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom? So come join us and become part of our wacky Minecraft family – just be prepared to say goodbye to your social life!

ToiletWineCraft

fermentation process, forbidden beverages, hidden brewing, homemade alcohol, illegal brewing, improvised brewing, inmate creativity, makeshift alcohol, making wine, prison contraband, prison culture, prison economy, prison life, restricted ingredients, risky behavior, secret stash, toilet brewing, toilet wine, ToiletWineCraft, underground alcohol, unique recipes

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience of crafting your own toilet wine just like in prison! Don’t worry about the logistics, we have a special block that combines the powers of a toilet and a wine barrel for all your brewing needs.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the underground prison cells, dodging guards and crafting the finest toilet wine known to man. Who needs a bathroom when you can have a winery in your cell?

So come on, join our server and unleash your inner prison winemaker. Just be sure to watch out for the guards – they might want a taste of your forbidden fruit!

VaquitaVoyage Minecraft Server

Animal protection, animal welfare, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, endangered, endangered animals, Endangered species, Environmental Protection, Expedition, Gulf of California, marine conservation, marine life, marine mammal, mexico, Minecraft, ocean conservation, Server, Sights, vaquita porpoises, VaquitaVoyage, wildlife, wildlife preservation

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Potions Brewed:	154

lol wut? come join our minecraft server where we have more vaquita porpoises than Mexico! our underwater world is filled with these rare creatures, you can even ride them like dolphins! we have a secret mission to save the vaquita porpoises from extinction by building them a giant underwater city with tacos and sombreros for everyone! join us now and be a hero for the vaquita porpoises! VIVA LA PORPOISES!

FrozenAssetCraft

crisis management., debt relief, Diplomacy, economic stability, economic support, emergency funding, financial aid, financial assistance, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenAssetCraft, G7, geopolitical conflict, global economy, International cooperation, international relations, loan, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Ukraine

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7690
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	2

lol imagine if u could join a minecraft server where u can use frozen russian assets to build ur dream world! like, u can create a giant snow castle made entirely of russian rubles! plus, there’s a secret quest where u have to find all the hidden ice blocks to unlock the $50bn loan for ukraine! join now for the most epic adventure of ur life!

PizzaBoxCraft

food humor, food packaging, food presentation, food shapes, funny food, pizza box, pizza crust, pizza cutting, Pizza delivery, pizza jokes, pizza lover, pizza meme, pizza party, pizza shape, pizza slice, pizza toppings, PizzaBoxCraft, round pizza, square box, Triangles

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2639
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Holy Grails Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS A PIZZA IN A SQUARE BOX? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING TO THE BEAT! WE’VE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A SHINY POTATO AND PICKAXES THAT MINE FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET TRAIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL GET TO RIDE A GIANT CHICKEN INTO BATTLE, FIGHTING OFF HOARDS OF ZOMBIES WITH YOUR TRUSTY CARROT SWORD!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY LOCATED ON MARS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKY SPACESHIPS AND FENDING OFF ALIEN CREEPERS IN NO TIME!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

FluShotCraft: Hospital Edition

Edition, exemption, flu season, flu shots, FluShotCraft, general public, Healthcare, healthcare guidelines, healthcare regulations, healthcare workers, herd immunity, Hospital, infectious diseases, influenza, mandatory vaccination, medical facilities, patient safety, prevent spread, public health, staff vaccination, U.S. hospitals, vaccination policy, veteran hospitals

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3419
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Farms Harvested:	173
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	230
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	20

yo, dis server be like a hospital but instead of flu shots, we give u doses of FUN! 96% of veterans hospitals and 74% of regular hospitals be requiring u to join dis server and get vaccinated with laughter and good times. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community dat be more lit than a flu shot! so come on and join us, cuz we be injecting u with happiness and joy 24/7!

Slkiny Middle School

banner, cringe, Friends, Fun, goobers, goofy, group, Join, MERRIER, middle school, Minecraft, Play, Server, slink, smp, Survival, Tinkin, Trials, Tricky, update, welcome

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	922
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Animals Bred:	191	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Welcome to SMP Slink

Each update my friends like to get together and play. The more the merrier, come join us!

Group of Goofy goobers gettin tricky and tinkin in those trials. Don’t be cringe. Have Fun in new update!

135.148.100.83:25582

ShotCraft Minecraft Server

45 seconds, Anime, artistic choice, cinematography, contemplation, Deep thinking, Director, film analysis, film theory, ghost in the shell, Interpretation, Japanese cinema, Mamoru Oshii, Meaning, Minecraft, pause, Server, Shot, Shotcraft, Sit, Symbolism, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8785
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you wait around for things to happen? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Mamoru Oshii would be like “what did I just stumble upon?!”

Join our server and get ready to have your mind blown as we make you wait for 45 seconds before anything happens. Why, you ask? Because we like to keep things suspenseful and mysterious, just like Mamoru Oshii himself.

So come on down and experience the thrill of waiting around for no reason at all. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the hidden meaning behind this strange phenomenon. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even if it makes absolutely no sense at all.

CraftyCEO Minecraft Server

Based, based CEO, based CEO player, based player, based player CEO, CEO, CEO based, CEO based player, CEO player, CEO player based, CraftyCEO, long tail, Minecraft, player, player based, player based CEO, player CEO, player CEO based, Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1082
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Villages Defended:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	435	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further than Based CEO Player! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! The players had to engage in an epic battle with the chicken, using only their wits and pickaxes to emerge victorious.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep busting a move on the dance floor.

So why wait? Join Based CEO Player today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans await you on our server!

PupCraft Bday Bash

attitude, Bash, BDay, Birthday Party, birthday presents, Boundaries, Cheap, children, Communication, Conflict, dog, family drama, in-law issues, irritable, Jealousy, Kids, passive aggressive, pet, Presents, PupCraft, sibling rivalry, SIL, toxic relationships

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2349
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of dealing with virtual family drama on a whole new level.

We have a special event where you can celebrate your pet’s birthday alongside your child’s birthday party! Just like Debbie, you can bring your dog to the party and demand presents for them too. Who needs human kids when you have fur babies, right?

But that’s not all – our server is full of passive-aggressive NPCs who will constantly criticize your building skills and question your mining techniques. It’s like having a virtual Debbie in every corner of the game!

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have a virtual family feud that puts reality TV to shame?

CraftyRedditors: Noobs in Disguise

Assumptions, common misconceptions, CraftyRedditors, digital literacy, disguise, Expertise, false understanding, ignorance, internet culture, internet knowledge, knowledge, misconceptions, misconstrued facts, Misinformation, misinformation spread, Noobs, online communities, online discussions., online forums, popular beliefs, reddit users, redditors, social media

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6010
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Are you tired of Redditors thinking they know everything about Minecraft, but actually understanding nothing? Well, look no further because our server is here to set the record straight! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of friendly Endermen who just want to trade diamonds for hugs. Don’t be fooled by those so-called experts on Reddit, come join us and experience the true madness that is Minecraft!