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Manana – Regular survival or UHC

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Animals Bred:	103
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Darkness – From ultra-hardcore to regular survival minecraft [+] Full protection of your builds [+] PVP is optional (you decide) [+] Runs always on the newest minecraft version [+] Decide between regular survival or UHC [++] UHC (Limited natural health regeneration, Short death ban on death [++] Regular survival (Regular regeneration, no death ban) [+] English as the server language

manana.rocks

Vanilla Swags

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9888
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Love Letters Sent:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Void Armor Forged:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	8846
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ores Mined:	3686

We are a group of friends who are playing regular vanilla minecraft and would like to have more people to join the server. If you want to join the whitelist send an emial to [email protected]

We are looking for dedicated players that accually play and makes good builds and not just a ton of ugly ones. We preferebly want Norwegian players Currently running the latest snapchot 1.9 Also the server arent more than a week old Rules: No griefing Respect other players Any hack will result in permanent ban If you kill someone you are allowed to take their stuff, but only then Do not ruin peoples bases of any sort

51.254.161.121

SkyCade

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1786
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Buildings Constructed:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Welcome to Skycade! We aim to be a free to play, non-P2W server!

We currently have 4 game modes: KitPvP 1.8 – 50 custom kits, tri-monthly seasonal rewards! Skyblock 1.12 – Daily events, Minions, and special custom enchants! Creative 1.12 – Monthly build competitions! WorldEdit! SMP 1.13 – Protection claims, and a simple economy! Like vanilla!

Join now at play.skycade.net!

play.skycade.net

Vanilla-Ro.Ro

Creative, Factions, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Love Letters Sent:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Play.Minecraft-Romania.Ro Welcome world to the server! If you like it, don’t forget to tell us the house you receive a degree!

Play.Minecraft-Romania.Ro

Barbercraft

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9030
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Towns Built:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Farms Harvested:	895	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47

PVP, Skywars, Parkour, Creative, Extensive Roleplaying, Just some of the amazing things you can come across when in the popular multi-world server of BarberCraft. Plugins that allow Auctions, marriage, lottery, factions, and so much more are what make BarberCraft such a great environment for all players. Griefs can be fixed in seconds and trouble makers dealt with in calmly matters, you will never be made feel unwelcome or not wanted. Whether a minecraft beginner or hardcore expert, we have everything you need here for a great experience!

Play.mc-barbercraft.com

Midnight HCF

Factions, Hardcore, PvP

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2346
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Come on to play some hcf!!!! Just started this first map yesterday come check it out. Gonna have a pvp tourney at 9:15 Pm Est for some ranks.

198.50.254.78

AspiredPrison

Prison, PvP

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	413
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimension Hops:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Aspired Prison is an non op prison server. What is a prison server? you might be asking yourself. While in prison, your main goal is to mine resources, sell them and buy your self out of jail. But other players can kill you, potentiality setting you back,

198.50.168.156

PvP Zone

Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3583
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Magic Items Found:	3588	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22

Welcome to the server! We have gapple pvp, no cooldown, and 50% of ALL ranks on the store! Make sure to join the server and vote daily for cool rewards!

PvP.Zone

Wombocraft Network

Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Be the strongest warrior of all! Hardcore Games is a game mode in which you must use your skills and strategies to be the last survivor among many! Choose your kit and build your strategy to be victorious!

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Hawaii Minecraft CES

Creative, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Aloha This Hawaii Minecraft Server is based in Honolulu Hawaii we are locally ran and owned in Punahou. CuttingEdge Systems is IT-Solution that enjoys gaming and has provided access from our Ohana.

Thank you

cuttingedgesystems.org